i don’t need books or shows LIKE #heatedrivalry , i need hollanov to have 17 more books and at least as many show seasons

can’t get over the fact that my dumb ass thought Ilya was sporting a massive boner during this moment and i only realized it was a mf towel fold on the 18th rewatch
#heatedrivalry

how it feels sharing your writing or art and the same two people who always like it got your back

I cannot handle seeing a name that’s attached to one media in my head, in another media. I just saw that there’s a character named Gale in Baldur’s Gate, and now I’m just thinking that my man Gale Hawthorne escaped District 12 to live in some futuristic gay fairy land

the number one enemy of unemployment

Me when the conversation turns to tariffs and the global economy

aww you say i’m gonna be okay? that’s so sweet! see the problem is i’ve never been right in the head in the first place

okay i lied there is a third

my only two moods

i know i said i wasn’t ready for it but i actually am, can i have it immediately please and thank you

there was a period of my life when i thought Gerard Butler was Jake Gyllenhaal’s father

i’m still not fully convinced that’s not some type of Woody Harrelson&Matthew McConaughey situation

When people say 'politics is too divisive now,' what they really mean is 'I was more comfortable when certain groups suffered quietly.'

how the fuck am i feeling worse after a nap? shouldn’t this thing be a cure to all ailments? talk about false advertising smh

my cat is the only being who could push me out of my apartment to get her food at the crack of dawn

i wouldn’t even do that for myself

Every day is stupider than the last