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mr coffee
@i.n33d.coffee
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he who drinketh the last drop, maketh the next pot

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The haptic feedback when doing this in an instagram chat is kind of unsettling.
October 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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I like the folded ones
What appears to be a humanoid hand holding a stack of six Pringles over a wooden table.
October 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Next time you have sloppy joes put some of these on there. Call me from flavor town and tell me it ain’t fire.
Jays Krunchers! Kettle cooked sweet Hawaiian style onion flavored potato chips. A mouthful on multiple levels!
September 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Ok HUNTR/X may be the better group. But the Saja Boys logo is dope.
Logo for the Brave web browser.
September 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Niiiccceeeee.
A screenshot of the text post that this post is quoting. But there are 69 likes, so yeah, worth commemorating.
September 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Well I did it. And… they’re terrible

The beer can chicken ones aren’t bad though.
Picture of a tube of beer can chicken pringles and a tube of grilled beer brat pringles on a granite counter top.
August 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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This brings back very specific memories…
Sony “street style” headphones that go behind the ears yet around the head?!!? Whhhhaaaaaat? A Sony walkperson personal cd player. One of gods greatest audio themed gifts to humankind.
August 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i.n33d.coffee
a record that I have
Photo of a vinyl record: Music to Strip By Party fun songs from the golden age of burlesque Played by “Bald” Bill Hagan and his Trocaderons
August 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Penis carrot
A carrot that looks like it has two legs, well, actually… three legs.
August 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Back to basics
Mr. Coffee's most recent skin (avatar/profile picture). A pixel art drawing of an iced coffee in a clear to-go cup with a green straw. The cup is on a gradient background starting as a light, sky blue in the lower left corner and fading to a super light blue almost white in the upper right corner. The drawing is very original and in no way reminds anyone of an iced beverage from an international coffee shop chain. Mr. Coffee's default skin (avatar/profile picture). A pixel art drawing of a coffee in a white to-go coffee cup with a green heat sleeve. The cup is on a light green background. The drawing is very original and in no way reminds anyone of a hot beverage from an international coffee shop chain.
August 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Ahhh, the land of beer and cheese…
A photo of a can of New Glarus Spotted Cow Ale. The can is sitting on a porch railing in front of a lawn and a road. Beyond the road a slightly blurry lake can be seen. A photo of a duck (the boat kind, not the water fowl kind) casually parked in a normal parking space outside a bar.
August 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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No. WAY!
Bluesky notification: Dr. Niles Crane MD liked your post • 4h When Niles Crane said, “small, consistent, efforts,” I felt that.
August 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Me too,
Unit. Me, too…
Photo of an A/C unit with an index card taped on the front which reads: Sorry Unit is Broken.
August 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
i.n33d.coffee
Each and every day we stray further from The Lord:
A photo of a can (tube?) of Pringles. Naturally and artificially flavored Grilled Beer Brat Pringles.
August 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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I realize most on this site have an almost irrational hatred of anything AI adjacent. But it may time to reconsider…

Its my honor to present to you, the shit post:
A poop emoji on a post it note. Siri literally pooped this out when asked for a shit post. Best part is now it’s in my emoji keyboard.
August 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Hashtag healthy
Screenshot of a calorie counting app. 28 grams of Utz Cheese Balls we’re logged. A positive pattern was detected. New health food unlocked 🔓
August 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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I don’t know what to do with this
Photo of a TV with everyone’s favorite Disney app Disney+ the screen says: To exit Junior Mode, enter the numbers you read into the fields below. SEVEN, SIX, ZERO, EIGHT 7 6 0 8 That's not quite right. Try again.
July 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Hi, I’m displayName, nice to meet you!
Screenshot of an email from Astronomer saying: Dear displayName, We recognize there was social media activity today regarding Astronomer executives and we are taking this situation very seriously. The Board has launched a formal investigation to ensure we're handling everything with integrity and in line with our policies. They are committed to completing it swiftly and responsibly, and to taking the appropriate actions in the best interest of customers like you. There will be no change in the level of service you receive from Astronomer during this time. As a company we are fully committed to supporting your data orchestration needs and look forward to our continued success together. Please reach out if you have any questions. The Astronomer Team
July 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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mustache cloud ☁️
Photo of the clouds on the edge of an approaching storm front. The top of a one of trees can be seen near the bottom. There is another cloud in the foreground resembling an upside down "u" or a handle bar mustache.
July 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Don’t be a punk.
Photo of a coffee cup on a black and grey granite counter top. The cup says "Coffee with Jesus" and has a drawing of Jesus holding a coffee cup with a speech bubble that says "Don’t be a punk."
July 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Each and every day we stray further from The Lord.
Photo of a Lays (© 2025 The Walt Disney Corporation) branded potato chips. The flavor is "Bacon Grilled Cheese." I’ll be dammed if it doesn’t taste like grilled cheese with bacon though.
June 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Sing, dammit! SING!
A painting of a largemouth bass, presumably named Billy, with a handwritten caption that says “largemouth bass” Everyone’s favorite Disney fish or something.
June 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Timeline cleanse
A photo of everyone’s favorite Disney snack, the corn dog. It is sitting in a paper serving tray on a metal picnic table.
June 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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🎶 Raindrip’s are watering my beds 🎶
The box to a raindrip branded watering system. The box is sitting on a barely visible patio table in the shade of a tree that throws an annoying amount of seeds all summer long.
May 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Unlocked a new skin in Bluesky MMORPG. Officially ready for summer now!
Mr. Coffee's default skin (avatar/profile picture). A pixel art drawing of a coffee in a white to-go coffee cup with a green heat sleeve. The cup is on a light green background. The drawing is very original and in no way reminds anyone of an international coffee shop chain. Mr. Coffee's newly unlocked skin (avatar/profile picture). A pixel art drawing of an iced coffee in a clear to-go cup with a green straw. The cup is on a gradient background starting as a light, sky blue in the lower left corner and fading to a super light blue almost white in the upper right corner. The drawing is still very original and in no way reminds anyone of an iced beverage from an international coffee shop chain.
May 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM