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Hypnotic Harlequin
@hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social
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Hypno person, clown fucker, general weirdo. 30s

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Well, in theory it would have spirals as well as other stuff.

As her dresses always featured several images related to the topic.
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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September 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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A redo of the "Graphic Design Is My Passion" meme, changed to say "Hypnosis And Graphic Design Is My Passion" complete with many badly cut out hypnotist stock images.
September 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Forget gas masks, make your drone wear this.
A Doctor Who Dalek Voice Changer Helmet. It's the top half of a sci-fi robot that looks like a bucket with a protruding stick.
May 31, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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M...m...m...Mommy?
Screenshot from the new Madoka game showing the Desert Witch Minon. She has a woman's body but a big circle for a head and a Nurses cap resting on top.
May 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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April 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Doll play, but I make you into a WWF Maximum Sweat figure.
A WWF Maximum Sweat figure of Stone Cold Steve Austin. It's poorly stylized with a way too tiny head and massive, ape-like arms and giant thick legs.
April 8, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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What about this version, that looks like a confused old guy who has just rolled up to tech support?
February 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Me negotiating scenes with subs.
A caption saying "Be Aware That You Have To Be A Cat" in Japanese and English
January 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Finally, please enjoy some of the best hypnosis-themed voice acting ever.
January 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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This looks like such a fire hazard.

I want one so badly....
Old advert reading: " Transfix Your Subjects With Electric Machine! You've seen it used in the movies and on TV. Now you can own and use this improved machine WITH 2 DIFFERENT CHANGEABLE DISCS, Plug in, flick the switch and the disc begins its' transfix- ing spin. Use it for professional prestige, for self- hypnosis and on others- individually and groups. Has sturdy metal housing, 7 ft. cord, on-off switch, 2 discs and instructions. No. SST-20 Hypno-Whirlscope $19.95"
January 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Finally! A way to seduce Cher!
Old ad reading: " Make Any Girl Do Anything You Mentally Command— With Your Mind Alone! Now! Command...control... dominate any girl with the power of your mind-and your mind alone. Miraculously watch even someone you have just met do exactly what you silently com- mand her to do. Willingly... cheerfully...quickly! You can do it because you have unknowingly done it before. Accept my "no-risk, free-trial" offer-and I'll prove it to you! I would be skeptical if I read an ad like this. But I'd be highly intrigued as you are now. Being able to master beautiful girls is prob ably your secret wish. One which you believe could never come true. Well, think again! Your secret wish is about to be granted. Very shortly, you are going to demonstrate that fact with any girl you want. On this exciting occasion, you are going to project a thought command to that girl. Not one word will be uttered by you... YET THAT BEAUTY IS GOING TO FOLLOW YOUR SILENT COMMAND TO THE LETTER ...WITHOUT EVER KNOWING"
January 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Hypnosis machine or travel alarm clock?
Old ad reading: " HYPNOSIS - 1977! Help Others-Help Yourself FOR 18 YEARS THERE HAS BEEN ONE SCIENTIFIC WAY The BRAIN WAVE SYNCHRONIZER PROFESSIONAL MODEL TECHNICIAN MODEL DELTA TUSSEN ARTA BANIS ERLAURA LACOSTE RKAN VERVE SYNCHRONIZER $365.00 F.O.B. FACTORY Separate control for each range of brain frequencies for fine tuning: Delta, Theta, Alpha, Beta For groups or individuals • Steel cabinet, cover, carrying handle • Remote control for Self-Hypnosis • Frequency 1 - 37 pulses per second Designed for ease of operation, accuracy and convenience in the professional practice of hypnosis SELF-HYPNOSIS 1. Select position 4 feet from Synchronizer 2. Place Control on lap or alongside chair 3. Tune to your frequency per instructions 4. Use pre-induction or post-induction technic to give suggestions (both explained) 5. Let instrument operate 3 minutes $225.00 F.O.B. FACTORY • Single control covers all ranges For individual use Wood cabinet • Remote control for Self-Hypnosis Frequency 1 25 pulses per second 30-minute automatic timer • Operates on the same principle but omits the professional features The Brain Wave Synchronizer is a photo- electronic instrument that tunes to the natural frequency of the brain. When the special light wave. is tuned to the subject's own frequency, response to hypnotic induction is rapid, easy and effective. There are no rotating parts, no attachments and no other equipment needed. Each with complete instructions, operating technics and service warranty. Include payment with order. Shipping charge will be collected on delivery. Add $8.00 for each item for prepaid delivery only if ad- dressed to APO or FPO box. Ill. residents please include 5 % sales tax. "Handbook of Self-Hypnosis," 173 pages - $3.95 "Handbook of Professional Hypnosis," 282 pages Cassette tape on Self-Hypnosis, $6.95 $12.50 Cassette tape on hypnotizing others (includes printed instructions), $8.95 Add 50c postage on each book and tape. COURSE ON SELF-HYPNOSIS For 10 years we hav…
January 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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What every young boy wants.

Hypnotic powers and a gun.
An old comic ads page showing an advert for hypnosis lessons and a German Lugar.
January 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Other adverts: "Use hypnosis to get the sexy girlfriend of your dreams!"

This advert: "Dave in marketing will think you're cool!"
Old ad saying: "LEARN TO HYPNOTIZE! Peterson Color Laboratory shows how to gain secret new powers. Dazzle account execs, gain the trust of copywriters, earn client recognition!!! To begin with, all you need do is phone Peterson Color Lab- oratory, OR 9-7360, and ask for help with your dye transfers. This amazing technique is a self-help process any art diree- tor can use, at any time, with the greatest of ease. Using it, you can get all kinds of manage ment types to nod assent on the beautiful job you are doing with color photography. The impact of your work puts them under your spell. Here are just a few of the re- markable things the Peterson method will effect for you: Create a beautiful dye transfer Vary the color from your original transpar- ency as directed Make a complete color change to your wishes Change color in areas to match samples. Make strip-in dye transfers to solve the impossible. Make duotone dye transfers. Create dye transfers from Kodacolor or Ektacolor prints Make lock-up trans- parencies Supply you with duplicate transparencies. Make color transparencies from color negatives. Peterson's work exerts a mi- raculous effect... relieves the pain of headaches... relieves depressed feelings... stops ner- vous tension. It is a powerful force that lets you laugh at ill- fortune, promotes your chances for advancement, gives you a feeling of joyous relaxation. Now is the time for you to take the first step... simply by raising the telephone receiver and dialing OR 9.7360 you may change your whole life. Go ahead. Make that decision now. PETERSON COLOR LABORATORY, INC. 10 E. 39th Street, N. Y. 10016. OR 9-7360"
January 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Presented without comment.
Old newspaper headline reading: "HYPNOTIZED BY A SNAKE. The Terrible Experience of Miss Pauline Brown in Florida."
January 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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I've watched Night Walker.

It does not live up to this poster.
Old newspaper ad reading: "WARNING!! IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF WHAT COULD COME OUT OF YOUR DREAMS... OR IF YOU ARE EASILY INFLUENCED BY HYPNOSIS... DON'T SEE NIGHT WALKER"
January 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Why does this look like a rejected cover for Dune?
The cover of the book "The Dreamer's Guide To Mastering Self Hypnosis"
January 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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At least once a month I randomly think about this image and start laughing.
Old photo captioned "Jean L. Arcand performing the catalepsy test, a common though spectacular stage feat."
January 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Back in the old days newspapers would report anything.
Old book extract saying: "Fig. 83. Hypnosis of a bear in the Moscow Zoo. A firm look and one or two hand movements and the bear rolls over on to its back."
January 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Hypnotists have been making the same joke for about 50 years.
Advert reading: " HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH GINGER COURT HYPNOTIST Public Relations JO SEIDE 245-3972 NOW APPEARING AT TROPICANA HOTEL, LAS VEGAS Direction: Lew Weinstock, United Management Corp., 9255 Sunset Blvd. 274-9839"
January 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Behold! The world's least trustworthy advert!
Advert reading: National TV Infomercial Needs Women For HYPNOTIC BREAST ENHANCEMENT With Michael A.B. Stivers World Renowned Hypnotherapist THURS FEB 2, 1995 9:30 am To Approximately 1:00 pm. Non Surgical, Safe, Painless Breast Enlargement In Minutes. Also Needed Is A Studio Audience. Free Refreshments & Door Prizes. For Further information and seating, reservations please call Heather or Tom 581-2511 or 582-6550
January 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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"She thinks it's only music, but she's being erotically programmed to love you!" was Rick Astley's original title for "Never Gonna Give You Up"
Old ad reading " WHAT SEX WAS MEANT TO BE Mephite MEPHISTO'S 3 NEW SUBLIMINAL BREAKTHROUGHS SEDUCE WOMEN! 1. ACTUAL RECORDING OF WOMEN IN THE ACT OF REAL ORGASMS! 2. PEER PRESSURE INTERVENTION: IRRESISTIBLE POWER OF SOCIETY! 3. EROTIC MESSAGES DESIGNED TO STIMULATE HER EROGENOUS ZONES! HOW THE "ALL NEW" MEPHISTO CASSETTE SEDUCES WOMEN FOR YOU. Ө Subliminal Messages ま SHE THINKS IT'S ONLY MUSIC, BUT SHE'S BEING EROTICALLY PROGRAMMED TO LOVE YOU! MEPHISTO ANNOUNCES MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH IN SUBLIMINAL STIMULI! The originator of "The Mephisto Seduction Tape" has created an astonishing new subliminal technique calculated to be 3000% stronger than ordinary tapes. Hearing "this tape" she becomes sexually aroused, convinced she loves you and wants you to satisfy her. Urges her to make the first move! The "NEW MEPHISTO FORMULA" overpowers all other subliminal tapes including the "original" Mephisto! New subliminal technique is based on the astonishing power of "peer pressure intervention." MEPHISTO'S NEWLY DISCOVERED CONCEPT (January 1992) IS DESIGNED TO GET IMMEDIATE REACTION! SCIENTIFIC DEMONSTRATIONS PROVE: Subliminal messages cause involuntary bodily reactions: like sexual arousal! She'll need you! ⭑ THE NEW MEPHISTO'S STIMULATES HER EROGENOUS ZONES! She will "subconsciously" hear and be aroused by (an actual recording) of women moan- ing, gasping and crying out in wild, explosive "REAL" ORGASMS. She will want to imitate the passion she hears, even believes she's hearing herself in the ecstasy of intercourse with you! She's told to let herself go, to become wild and uninhibited! This becomes a "memory"," the basis of her future fantasties! At the same time these subliminal sounds will sexually arouse you to your best performance, and great sex always! Mephisto's new subliminal formula: A multitude of voices PROMOTE YOU AS HER TRUE LOVER AND THE WORLD'S MOST DESIRABLE MAN! MEPHISTO'S EXCLUSIVELY DESIGNED SUBLIMINAL FOR- MULA PUTS THIS STAGGERING POWER TO EROTICALLY AROUSE HE…
January 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Look dude, if you have you call yourself a "popular hypnotist" I think its time to admit that you don't have any friends.
Old advert reading " You can HYPNOTIZE! TANTALIZE YOUR GIRL FRIENDS CONTROL THE WILL OF OTHERS WITH THE PERSONAL METHODS OF POPULAR ALDINI, HYPNOTIST SEND A DOLLAR TO ALDINI (AA) 370 SEVENTH AVE.. (ROOM 224) N.Y., N.Y. 1"
January 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Christmas is the season for hyperactive women who dress like androgynous young boys.
Snoopy the Brownie from Santa and the Fairy Snow Queen
December 5, 2024 at 2:00 AM