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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 14h

Said like someone who counts her kidneys!

Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 15h

The Bride Of Frankenstein is real and she is my friend!

She loves me and my inability to keep track of how many internal organs I have!

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 1d

I have 4 copies of Dawn Of The Dead for totally normal reasons. Stop asking about it.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 1d

This is the most evil thing anyone has ever said.

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Dragontize @dragontize.bsky.social · 1d

Look, I'm not saying that the Spellbinder episode had this effect, but...

Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 2d

I for one am glad that Batman Beyond remembered what's really important in Batman stories - giving kids intense fetishes they won't understand for a decade

Inque the goo girl looping her goo around Terry's neck while he's chained up

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know what you're complaining about, doesn't everyone have an Instagram favorites collection titled "places/looks that would be great for hypnosis"?

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 2d

Everyone else in the Left 4 Dead call is roleplaying.

But when I start moaning at the thought of getting bitten, suddenly its an issue.

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Sleepystephbot @sleepystephbot.bsky.social · 3d

It's been a while since I did some spooky 'Brain Peril' med kink stuff- let's fix that.

Elsie is the OC of @gingeslut357.bsky.social

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 3d

My kinks are not "dark" or "dangerous" or "morbid"

They're Halloween-themed!

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 3d

Sure, your outfit may look sexy, but does it have a weirdly soothing texture?

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 4d

....I am now super curious what video you mean...

Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 4d

Future Con Wishlist:

Recreate Ella Enchanted.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 5d

Don't take subs to an escape room.

The second they hear the door lock they go docile and refuse to help you find a way out.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 5d

You're right! Thst is a good idea!

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 5d

Huh. I kinda presumed it would be your thing.

I mean, a harsh training regime where every minute of your day is planned out for you...

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 5d

Making a Umamusume-themed hypnosis video.

However it is just 40 minutes of me saying various horse puns.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 5d

So many hypnotists do vamprie-themed hypnosis. But none of then do the old-school vampire accent.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 6d

I wish I could find a woo-free art or life drawing group.

I just want to draw, I dont want to meditate or manifest stuff.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 6d

The "creepy hypnotherapist" trope died out because it is impossible to make a character who looks creepier than 90% of real world hypnotherapists.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 6d

Tbf, my VA refuses to update my voice.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 6d

Captain Ginyu is a great metaphor for dysphoria.

You keep jumping through bodies, but none of them feel like home.

So you act tough and try to fake it until it feels right.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 7d

Don't call me mistress or princess.

Call me Shogun.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 7d

What would be the sex equivalent of "unalived"?

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 7d

If it wasn't against the ethos of the genre, I would totally write a mech story about a suicidal girl who joins a mech team, hoping that her handler will shoot her.

However, due to various random circumstances she keeps completing missions, leading to her getting loads of praise.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 8d

I don't see why you are complaining.

If I dressed you in clothes you like, then it wouldn't be Forced Feminization, would it?

Anyhow, those overalls and rollerskates suit you!

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