The fact that
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Formerly someone else, eyes set towards somewhere else. I was born on 12 Nivôse which is the day of Clay.
Profile picture is from Chemical Factory, Wesseling/Cologne, Germany (1997), by Bernd & Hilla Becher.
Profile picture is from Chemical Factory, Wesseling/Cologne, Germany (1997), by Bernd & Hilla Becher.
Wasted some of my precious time on this earth learning about SWF decompiling but I was able to save some phenomenally beautiful 2004 web image assets for it
January 22, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Wasted some of my precious time on this earth learning about SWF decompiling but I was able to save some phenomenally beautiful 2004 web image assets for it
My new life goal is to become a lensor from the Chronicles of Riddick
January 20, 2026 at 6:11 PM
My new life goal is to become a lensor from the Chronicles of Riddick
Please hire me to lecture on computer vision and image segmentation at UATX i promise I can inspire the next cohort of UAV software engineers to do incredible things
this is my favorite part, tho, because it's barely even about ideology at all
everyone at UATX was so focused on their complaints about the humanities that they forgot to hire anyone in math or science
everyone at UATX was so focused on their complaints about the humanities that they forgot to hire anyone in math or science
January 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Please hire me to lecture on computer vision and image segmentation at UATX i promise I can inspire the next cohort of UAV software engineers to do incredible things
Canadians 10 milliseconds after residential schools leave popular consciousness trying to act like they’re in the semi-periphery
Usians don't get it, mired in their miasma of execeptionalist thinking: we will never trust you again, with anything, ever. It'll take generations for your position in the world to recover. Your fascist spasm--even if you recover from it today or next year--will be a drag on your nation for decades.
January 15, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Canadians 10 milliseconds after residential schools leave popular consciousness trying to act like they’re in the semi-periphery
I really hope I get this job I just applied to. Manifesting.
January 13, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I really hope I get this job I just applied to. Manifesting.
Should I make a bad financial decision
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Should I make a bad financial decision
Bizarre freak dies an unsettling death; learn how to get your portfolio to “SUPERGROWTH” in 2026 with these 5 simple Spirit Communication Devices
January 12, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Bizarre freak dies an unsettling death; learn how to get your portfolio to “SUPERGROWTH” in 2026 with these 5 simple Spirit Communication Devices
Making a substack about my Year Living Without A Microwave
January 10, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Making a substack about my Year Living Without A Microwave
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Ross Douthat and Perry Anderson Test Their Friendship | Do You Even Know Me??
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January 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Ross Douthat and Perry Anderson Test Their Friendship | Do You Even Know Me??
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Sharing a couple eggs and stick of butter with my neighbor who gets radio transmissions into his brain telling him to kill me every day
January 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Sharing a couple eggs and stick of butter with my neighbor who gets radio transmissions into his brain telling him to kill me every day
A feat of athletics befitting of the grandeur of its establishment (airport terminal)
January 6, 2026 at 11:15 PM
A feat of athletics befitting of the grandeur of its establishment (airport terminal)
Discover Beautiful Gunkville
January 6, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Discover Beautiful Gunkville
Logging back on. Stupid fucking country.
January 4, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Logging back on. Stupid fucking country.
Nothing better than sending a joke that gets a unique emoji react from every single person in the group chat #winning #ididthat
snoopy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and his hand on his face .
ALT: snoopy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and his hand on his face .
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September 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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It’s my purpose on this Earth to: Unionize Jane Street quants
August 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It’s my purpose on this Earth to: Unionize Jane Street quants
I used to have so much creative potential to come up with new ways to tweet the general sentiment of “my head just exploded due to various factors”
a cartoon of snoopy laying on the ground with a swirl around him .
ALT: a cartoon of snoopy laying on the ground with a swirl around him .
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August 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I used to have so much creative potential to come up with new ways to tweet the general sentiment of “my head just exploded due to various factors”
I’m going to start using gifs in my work emails. Stuff like this
a cartoon of snoopy holding a hammer in his mouth .
ALT: a cartoon of snoopy holding a hammer in his mouth .
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August 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’m going to start using gifs in my work emails. Stuff like this
Reading Infinite Jest. Anyone have thoughts on this they want to say?
August 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Reading Infinite Jest. Anyone have thoughts on this they want to say?
My name is Jean Darms and I’m the best damn security guard this side of the technoentity datacenter politicorpozone border.
August 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My name is Jean Darms and I’m the best damn security guard this side of the technoentity datacenter politicorpozone border.
My name is Frank Reality and I’m the last Truth-seer left in New False City
August 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
My name is Frank Reality and I’m the last Truth-seer left in New False City
Last day of Thermidor today. Make sure to get in your last thermidorian activities before nightfall.
August 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Last day of Thermidor today. Make sure to get in your last thermidorian activities before nightfall.