werner herzog's slutty evil twin
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professional nightmare ♡ she/her
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for all the hotties who saw the dread wolf in all his glory and went "can i pet!!! that dog!!!"
nsfw / #solavellan / written for #DragonAgeKinkmemeChallenge2025
nsfw / #solavellan / written for #DragonAgeKinkmemeChallenge2025
reading someone's lab notebook and realizing that its a waste of time to be hurt by their actions bc they're fucking stupid. like actually. it's on paper.
February 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
reading someone's lab notebook and realizing that its a waste of time to be hurt by their actions bc they're fucking stupid. like actually. it's on paper.
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walking into a meeting thats just a 2v2 biologist/chemist brawl as to what "normalization" will mean for this project HAHAHAHAHAHA
February 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
walking into a meeting thats just a 2v2 biologist/chemist brawl as to what "normalization" will mean for this project HAHAHAHAHAHA
speaking it into existence that i will still have my tits out and be a menace at 80
i literally love flemeth
February 2, 2026 at 5:11 PM
speaking it into existence that i will still have my tits out and be a menace at 80
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
i literally love flemeth
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
i literally love flemeth
guess who finally got to start da2 last night mwahahahaha
living my scorpio venus truth as i dreamily think "oh he actually rips hearts out???? that's hot."
February 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
guess who finally got to start da2 last night mwahahahaha
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miss bashful was so right,,,, it really is hard being hot
September 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
miss bashful was so right,,,, it really is hard being hot
humbling libra men is my passion :)
February 1, 2026 at 5:31 AM
humbling libra men is my passion :)
i do want to dance to hudmo but specifically cbat so jot that down
January 30, 2026 at 6:31 PM
i do want to dance to hudmo but specifically cbat so jot that down
starting to think i should maybe give myself like fifteen minutes after waking up before mainlining the news cycle
January 30, 2026 at 5:23 PM
starting to think i should maybe give myself like fifteen minutes after waking up before mainlining the news cycle
great news everyone i did not barf and my plate is hashtag running
six mg zyn in the pcr hood was a mistake im gonna barf
January 29, 2026 at 11:31 PM
great news everyone i did not barf and my plate is hashtag running
six mg zyn in the pcr hood was a mistake im gonna barf
January 29, 2026 at 9:04 PM
six mg zyn in the pcr hood was a mistake im gonna barf
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GAURAV GUPTA Couture Spring/Summer 2026
January 29, 2026 at 12:14 AM
GAURAV GUPTA Couture Spring/Summer 2026
gritty you know what to do gritty
January 26, 2026 at 2:38 PM
gritty you know what to do gritty
time 2 see what new horror's waiting for us !
January 26, 2026 at 2:37 PM
time 2 see what new horror's waiting for us !
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If the human shield language brings to mind the IDF, there’s a reason for that:
ICE and CBP are among the US state entities who train with Israeli security forces.
deadlyexchange.org/about-deadly...
ICE and CBP are among the US state entities who train with Israeli security forces.
deadlyexchange.org/about-deadly...
About Deadly Exchange
deadlyexchange.org
January 25, 2026 at 7:34 PM
If the human shield language brings to mind the IDF, there’s a reason for that:
ICE and CBP are among the US state entities who train with Israeli security forces.
deadlyexchange.org/about-deadly...
ICE and CBP are among the US state entities who train with Israeli security forces.
deadlyexchange.org/about-deadly...
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At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
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I've been studying the history of US, and indeed, global policing my whole career and I can't make it more clear to law makers that this isn't a bastardization of policing, it is its purest form and logical conclusion. The impunity, militarization, deference, legitimacy, racial targeting, etc.
January 25, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I've been studying the history of US, and indeed, global policing my whole career and I can't make it more clear to law makers that this isn't a bastardization of policing, it is its purest form and logical conclusion. The impunity, militarization, deference, legitimacy, racial targeting, etc.
not to sound too much like my nan or anything but: jesus, mary, and joseph.
January 25, 2026 at 7:19 AM
not to sound too much like my nan or anything but: jesus, mary, and joseph.
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slightly drunk at my alma mater's ncaa hockey game starting a refs you suck chant
January 24, 2026 at 4:54 AM
slightly drunk at my alma mater's ncaa hockey game starting a refs you suck chant
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Reminder for the new year
December 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Reminder for the new year
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January 23, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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