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HylianSidekick
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I’m a grown-ass man in a Pikachu shirt.

Leftist, feminist, baseball fan, IT analyst, video game player and silly billy.
Our 60lb malamute mix will our coffee straight out of our mugs if we don’t keep an eye on them. She then proceeds to blast around the apartment at top speed. “Papa! I have lightning in my veins!”
February 15, 2026 at 7:00 AM
DHS should be annihilated and CISA should be moved to another Department.
February 13, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Thirsty Pagan rips.
February 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
And if you don’t have a computer, use the browser on your phone, NOT an app.
January 28, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Right, anyone that disagrees with you must not be human, or real. Super gross stuff.
January 28, 2026 at 8:18 PM
listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news
January 28, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Reposted by HylianSidekick
More training isn't going to fix the ethnic cleansing squad! The problem is that we employ an ethnic cleansing squad that attracts the type of people who would want to be part of an ethnic cleansing squad!
January 11, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Reposted by HylianSidekick
January 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I mean, you can block me @388shark.bsky.social, but I can still see the post and so can everyone else, even if you delete it!
January 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
You don't know who they voted for genius. Case in point: I VOTED FOR HARRIS.

You are NOT on some moral high ground and I'm not trolling. I'm calling you out and you don't like it.
January 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM