Kyle Broflovski
@humankitekyle.bsky.social
Hey, it’s me, Kyle! I live in South Park with my parents, my adopted baby brother Ike, my best friends Stan, Kenny and Butters, and my beautiful girlfriend Heidi.
Oh yeah, we had some good times. And regardless how tough times are right now, I promise we’re gonna have many, many more good times.
December 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Oh yeah, we had some good times. And regardless how tough times are right now, I promise we’re gonna have many, many more good times.
You were the cutest.
December 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
You were the cutest.
What happened to us, eh? Where did time go?
December 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
What happened to us, eh? Where did time go?
Peter Capaldi, my Doctor.
December 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Peter Capaldi, my Doctor.
He will be pleased to hear that.
December 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
He will be pleased to hear that.
Me and Kenny will come too. It will be nice with the four of us.
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Me and Kenny will come too. It will be nice with the four of us.
I kind of did. I just didn’t realise it until you moved to the weed farm and we slowly drifted apart.
December 12, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I kind of did. I just didn’t realise it until you moved to the weed farm and we slowly drifted apart.
I promise I’ll never take you for granted or fight with you ever again.
December 12, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I promise I’ll never take you for granted or fight with you ever again.
[hugs him, crying]
December 12, 2025 at 10:24 AM
[hugs him, crying]
I was being facetious. Of course I know.
December 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I was being facetious. Of course I know.
You don’t say?
December 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
You don’t say?
I’m not allowed to say.
December 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I’m not allowed to say.
I already got him something.
December 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I already got him something.
Yeah, but like I said, it’s not out yet. I preordered it for you. I can’t tell you what it is, but I know you’ll love it.
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Yeah, but like I said, it’s not out yet. I preordered it for you. I can’t tell you what it is, but I know you’ll love it.
I’ll get online and order it, then.
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I’ll get online and order it, then.