Kyle Broflovski
@humankitekyle.bsky.social
Hey, it’s me, Kyle! I live in South Park with my parents, my adopted baby brother Ike, my best friends Stan, Kenny and Butters, and my beautiful girlfriend Heidi.
Very astute. 🙄
December 14, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Very astute. 🙄
Stan was so cute as a baby.
December 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Stan was so cute as a baby.
I have been, and always shall be, your friend.
December 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I have been, and always shall be, your friend.
You are in a position to demand nothing, sir. I, on the other hand, am in a position to grant nothing.
December 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You are in a position to demand nothing, sir. I, on the other hand, am in a position to grant nothing.
I missed you.
two south park characters sit next to each other
ALT: two south park characters sit next to each other
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December 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I missed you.
I’m so glad Stan is back living at his old house. It’ll be just like old times.
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I’m so glad Stan is back living at his old house. It’ll be just like old times.
Don’t call my little brother a dildo!
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Don’t call my little brother a dildo!
I’m not being funny or nothing, but that picture just moved. And that one!
December 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’m not being funny or nothing, but that picture just moved. And that one!
I ordered Butters a Christmas present, but it will be belated because it’s not out until the new year.
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I ordered Butters a Christmas present, but it will be belated because it’s not out until the new year.
Should I do this?
December 10, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Should I do this?
How did Cartman get to be so racist and intolerant? He certainly doesn’t get it from his mother, and his father is practically non existent.
December 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
How did Cartman get to be so racist and intolerant? He certainly doesn’t get it from his mother, and his father is practically non existent.
// Happy 73rd birthday to Michael Dorn, who played Worf in Star Trek.
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
// Happy 73rd birthday to Michael Dorn, who played Worf in Star Trek.
I hope Stan knows I still care about him.
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I hope Stan knows I still care about him.
[crying] Stan, I’m really sorry we drifted apart. But just know that I still love you and care a lot about you.
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
[crying] Stan, I’m really sorry we drifted apart. But just know that I still love you and care a lot about you.
Can we please just forget this ever happened? 😓💔
December 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Can we please just forget this ever happened? 😓💔
// Rewatching Season 26. Even that season wasn’t this political!
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
// Rewatching Season 26. Even that season wasn’t this political!
I DON’T RUN HOLLYWOOD!!!
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I DON’T RUN HOLLYWOOD!!!
Heidi says I’m cute. I guess I am, but not as cute as Stan.
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Heidi says I’m cute. I guess I am, but not as cute as Stan.
I don’t know what I should do.
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I don’t know what I should do.
I’ve been sick.
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I’ve been sick.
// Ah, we’re back. Good.
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
// Ah, we’re back. Good.
When I marry Heidi, Stan will be my best man.
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
When I marry Heidi, Stan will be my best man.
Poor Butters. He’s REALLY upset.
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Poor Butters. He’s REALLY upset.
Pray for Butters. 🙏
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Pray for Butters. 🙏