Imagine you are just a little raccoon guy, trying to help out your wizard friend when his buddy comes along and bats you into the fucking sky so they can crack you open for prizes and do that again...

Yeah I've had the old insidious

"I really wish that someone did owe me love"

Creep into my brain a few times recently.

I imagine this character always introducing himself, emphasizing each part of the name and titling himself

"Master Metamorphosist, an expert of all that matters"

I mean the best endorsement I can give for @gwenthedragon.bsky.social is that she is one of the main reasons I even bothered to try and bling out my Mono-Red deck and heavily improved my disposition on Universes Beyond through sheer joy.

Definitely worth following if you love MtG.

Like yeah you can play Uro, Nadu, Hogaak and Minsc and they are all good fun... But for me it's the new forms of expression that make the format so interesting.

Bad cards given life and out center stage

and then spends the rest of the day either sulkily not doing anything or getting in my way.

I don't mind saying thank you, but the moment you tell me I have to, now we have beef lol