Hz
hrtz.cc
Hz
@hrtz.cc
he/him - +18 only

METS

Caregiver - Maine

Wakko and Tails appreciator

💜 @luvstiger.bsky.social 💜
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in my misanthrope era
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
in my misanthrope era
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i will block you if you interact with me and aren't a kinky freak
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
you really did an epic narwhal bacon on that pamper, sogchamp
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Using my Samsung® AssScratcher™ to save my Samsung® MemoryFarts® to the Samsung® Cloud™, authenticated with Samsung® Pass® with my Samsung® BioIdentity™ Facial™ Recognition™ AI™
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Avoided going to samsung for 15 years

and on the other side of the fence I must say

HOLY SHIT I WAS RIGHT GOD THIS UI IS DOGSHIT FUCK THIS PHONE FUCK THIS COMPANY FUCK EVERY DECISION EVERY GRAPHIC DESIGNER IN SAMSUNG HAS EVER MADE
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
shot
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
That Sarah hurwitz quote should end her career BTW

It won't but it should
November 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
more politicians should tell jake tapper to quiet piggy
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
1999 - Silent Hill
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
as someone who's watching rugrats episodes in 2025, they are legitimately entertaining as a cartoon even for adults

also you all are chuckie as "stinky the mega diaper baby", especially @lilst1nker.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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dancey time from this afternoons stream :3
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
November 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Quack
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Mamma Mia! It'sa me! The Forest Tile!
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
kiff is the new bluey
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Saugus more like soggyus
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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I have Ubuntu installed and its 95% working perfectly but im Mentally Unwell and need to be using Arch or NixOS bc ubuntu is too normie...... even though i know nothing will work out of the box.....
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
getting a bidet toilet seat to scare littles away from trying to use the potty
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
the proper plushy for a puppy is a smaller puppy

extra points if it's the exact same fur pattern
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
everyone was telling me how fun and cheap and continuously rewarding renovating a house was - I can't believe it's not any of those things!!!
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
sea puppies peekabu
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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its easy (supposedly)
March 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Me: daddy can you pick a bedtime outfit for me?

My daddy ( @hrtz.cc ) lazily pulls a diaper and shirt from the closet and flops over asleep.
November 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM