Hz
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Hz
@hrtz.cc
he/him - +18 only

METS

Caregiver - Maine

Wakko and Tails appreciator

💜 @luvstiger.bsky.social 💜
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in my misanthrope era
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Good puppy
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
in my misanthrope era
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
sorry I need to curate my space
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
i will block you if you interact with me and aren't a kinky freak
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I had a nightmare like this a few months ago
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
you really did an epic narwhal bacon on that pamper, sogchamp
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Using Samsung Health to diagnose my Samsung Urethral Discharge
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Using my Samsung® AssScratcher™ to save my Samsung® MemoryFarts® to the Samsung® Cloud™, authenticated with Samsung® Pass® with my Samsung® BioIdentity™ Facial™ Recognition™ AI™
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
all the samsung dweebs and phone reviewers who said samsung ui cooled down lost the fucking plot

they just were pounded so thoroughly into a pasty slurry that they stopped recognizing it
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
back in 2015 my product manager for my software team said tongue and cheek that all the new UI guides were forcing playskool buttons into the UI

samsung took that to heart

this OS is for toddlers without hand eye coordination
November 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
it has never been more clear that we need htc to reassert itself as the superior cellphone manufacturer
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
i am actively losing it
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Why does my 6.2" display only show me 9 lines! Font is on the lowest allowed on this shit ui
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Avoided going to samsung for 15 years

and on the other side of the fence I must say

HOLY SHIT I WAS RIGHT GOD THIS UI IS DOGSHIT FUCK THIS PHONE FUCK THIS COMPANY FUCK EVERY DECISION EVERY GRAPHIC DESIGNER IN SAMSUNG HAS EVER MADE
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
content
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
chaser
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
shot
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
That Sarah hurwitz quote should end her career BTW

It won't but it should
November 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
That's why the piggy needs to quiet
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
more politicians should tell jake tapper to quiet piggy
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
1999 - Silent Hill
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
as someone who's watching rugrats episodes in 2025, they are legitimately entertaining as a cartoon even for adults

also you all are chuckie as "stinky the mega diaper baby", especially @lilst1nker.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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dancey time from this afternoons stream :3
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
November 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM