H. Perry Horton
@hperryhorton.bsky.social
NEW NOVEL OUT NOW
DON'T LET THE DARKNESS EAT YOU UP
Novelist. Ex-Screenwriter. One Perfect Shot OG. Legal Drug Dealer.
https://www.amazon.com/DONT-LET-DARKNESS-EAT-YOU/dp/B0FVT8VWKS
Books: https://shorturl.at/AuKlV
DON'T LET THE DARKNESS EAT YOU UP
Novelist. Ex-Screenwriter. One Perfect Shot OG. Legal Drug Dealer.
https://www.amazon.com/DONT-LET-DARKNESS-EAT-YOU/dp/B0FVT8VWKS
Books: https://shorturl.at/AuKlV
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DON'T LET THE DARKNESS EAT YOU UP
DON'T LET THE DARKNESS EAT YOU UP [Horton, H. Perry] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. DON'T LET THE DARKNESS EAT YOU UP
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My #horror #novel #DontLetTheDarknessEatYouUp is only available as a physical copy because its formatting, which I think is essential to the reading experience, doesn't translate well to digital text. Im working on it. For now please consider The Definitive Edition.
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Books can be such a powerful refuge, like cozy blankets that wrap us in warmth. If you're seeking horror with depth, I hope your journey is filled with discovery. May your words find eager readers! #booksky #books
My #horror novel #DontLetTheDarknessEatYouUp is only available physically as its typography doesn't lend itself to a digital format. But if any #booksky bloggers, reviewers or podcasters want a pdf of the manuscript I am happy to oblige. Just DM for details.
www.amazon.com/DONT-LET-DAR...
www.amazon.com/DONT-LET-DAR...
DON'T LET THE DARKNESS EAT YOU UP
DON'T LET THE DARKNESS EAT YOU UP [Horton, H. Perry] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. DON'T LET THE DARKNESS EAT YOU UP
www.amazon.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Books can be such a powerful refuge, like cozy blankets that wrap us in warmth. If you're seeking horror with depth, I hope your journey is filled with discovery. May your words find eager readers! #booksky #books
My #horror novel #DontLetTheDarknessEatYouUp is only available physically as its typography doesn't lend itself to a digital format. But if any #booksky bloggers, reviewers or podcasters want a pdf of the manuscript I am happy to oblige. Just DM for details.
www.amazon.com/DONT-LET-DAR...
www.amazon.com/DONT-LET-DAR...
DON'T LET THE DARKNESS EAT YOU UP
DON'T LET THE DARKNESS EAT YOU UP [Horton, H. Perry] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. DON'T LET THE DARKNESS EAT YOU UP
www.amazon.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
My #horror novel #DontLetTheDarknessEatYouUp is only available physically as its typography doesn't lend itself to a digital format. But if any #booksky bloggers, reviewers or podcasters want a pdf of the manuscript I am happy to oblige. Just DM for details.
www.amazon.com/DONT-LET-DAR...
www.amazon.com/DONT-LET-DAR...
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White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
Today's #bookstorescores courtesy of the Book Bin in Salem OR.
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Today's #bookstorescores courtesy of the Book Bin in Salem OR.
For the record, everything I want for myself over the next 30 years can be summed up by this one picture of Sam Neill.
November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
For the record, everything I want for myself over the next 30 years can be summed up by this one picture of Sam Neill.
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This is most pathetic, small-penis shit I've ever seen. They're literally just roaming a Home Depot parking lot looking for anyone brown.
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This is most pathetic, small-penis shit I've ever seen. They're literally just roaming a Home Depot parking lot looking for anyone brown.
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Malcolm Nance said these sound like the titles of porn movies.
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Malcolm Nance said these sound like the titles of porn movies.
@cbsnews.com is now state-run media.
Margaret Brennan to Tom Suozzi: "Can you explain the focus this past week in the House by Democrats on the Jeffrey Epstein files? Is this a tactic to distract from the failure to extract healthcare changes?"
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
@cbsnews.com is now state-run media.
"Ozymandias" in FRANKENSTEIN by @realgdt.bsky.social ...
a man with a beard and a black shirt that says jesus on it says chef 's kiss
ALT: a man with a beard and a black shirt that says jesus on it says chef 's kiss
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
"Ozymandias" in FRANKENSTEIN by @realgdt.bsky.social ...
It is wholly predictable how very, very dear and important TOM'S CROSSING has instantly become to me.
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It is wholly predictable how very, very dear and important TOM'S CROSSING has instantly become to me.
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I wrote a novel about 2 simpleton fraternal twins from Appalacia, 1 of whom becomes a serial killer after their parents die, the other a fucking werewolf.
It's a bleak picaresque through a vague, depressed America-gone-by and it's called
#DontLetTheDarknessEatYouUp
www.amazon.com/DONT-LET-DAR...
It's a bleak picaresque through a vague, depressed America-gone-by and it's called
#DontLetTheDarknessEatYouUp
www.amazon.com/DONT-LET-DAR...
October 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I wrote a novel about 2 simpleton fraternal twins from Appalacia, 1 of whom becomes a serial killer after their parents die, the other a fucking werewolf.
It's a bleak picaresque through a vague, depressed America-gone-by and it's called
#DontLetTheDarknessEatYouUp
www.amazon.com/DONT-LET-DAR...
It's a bleak picaresque through a vague, depressed America-gone-by and it's called
#DontLetTheDarknessEatYouUp
www.amazon.com/DONT-LET-DAR...
Reposted by H. Perry Horton
a shot so good SKINAMARINK basically made a whole movie out of it
Twin Peaks: The eerie stairway and ceiling fan at the Palmer house.
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
a shot so good SKINAMARINK basically made a whole movie out of it
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I don't know if this is my favorite Todd Snider song, or the best Todd Snider song but it is undisputably the most Todd Snider song.
Rest in chaos to my hero.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYi...
Rest in chaos to my hero.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYi...
Todd Snider, "Too Soon To Tell"
YouTube video by American Songwriter Archives
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I don't know if this is my favorite Todd Snider song, or the best Todd Snider song but it is undisputably the most Todd Snider song.
Rest in chaos to my hero.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYi...
Rest in chaos to my hero.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYi...
Ah shit. I started listening in the 90s and never stopped. Alright guy, sad loss.
Prolific Nashville folk singer-songwriter Todd Snider has died at age 59.
Todd Snider Dies at 59
According to posts on Snider’s social media accounts, it was determined this week that the singer was “suffering from an undiagnosed case of walking pneumonia,” and ultimately died on Friday.
www.nashvillescene.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Ah shit. I started listening in the 90s and never stopped. Alright guy, sad loss.
Whoever is making these hilarious memes should be ashamed of themselves.
Just stop it.
Just stop it.
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Don't postpome joy. Or violence.
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Don't postpome joy. Or violence.
Today I got my haircut by another person for the first time since 1998. Seriously. I have no basis for an opinion, which makes me uneasy.
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Today I got my haircut by another person for the first time since 1998. Seriously. I have no basis for an opinion, which makes me uneasy.
The Martha's Vineyard pierogi guy should get to lead AD's perp walk.
To be very clear, Virginia Giuffre was made to say she mistakenly identified Alan Dershowitz as one of the people who sexually abused her. Here is the proof from this week's Epstein files dropped by the House Oversight Committee.
November 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The Martha's Vineyard pierogi guy should get to lead AD's perp walk.
Referencing a film about an elite sex club populated by wealthy men willing to kill to keep their secrets is an interesting choice by a guy currently wrecking democracy to cover up his membership in an elite sex club populated by wealthy men willing to kill to keep their secrets.
Oh, yes Sir, this meme definitely restore trust and order in the land.
November 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Referencing a film about an elite sex club populated by wealthy men willing to kill to keep their secrets is an interesting choice by a guy currently wrecking democracy to cover up his membership in an elite sex club populated by wealthy men willing to kill to keep their secrets.
Yo internet do your thing and let's ruin this motherfucker.
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Yo internet do your thing and let's ruin this motherfucker.
Great idea. Terrible cast.
Kate Hudson and Hugh Jackman in a new poster for #SongSungBlue.
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Great idea. Terrible cast.
Cruise is really just fostering Powell at this point.
Glen Powell, Tom Cruise, and the cast of #TheRunningMan at the film's UK premiere.
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Cruise is really just fostering Powell at this point.
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.