Howsdower
@howsdower.bsky.social
Trying to find the middle ground between "walking around outside" and "reading books all the time"
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Science! Curse thee, thou vain toy; and cursed be all the things that cast man’s eyes aloft to that heaven
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Science! Curse thee, thou vain toy; and cursed be all the things that cast man’s eyes aloft to that heaven
I wnjoy when some movie/book/TV show/media mentions a specific day and someone posts the "Happy ____________ Day to those who celebrate"
One of the best recurring posts on the internet
One of the best recurring posts on the internet
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I wnjoy when some movie/book/TV show/media mentions a specific day and someone posts the "Happy ____________ Day to those who celebrate"
One of the best recurring posts on the internet
One of the best recurring posts on the internet
Experian: "Oh noooo, your credit score went down due to you paying your loans. 😔😔😔 Do you want to learn more???? 😔😔😔"
Well MY made up number is a gazillion, so they're both valid. Fuck you
Well MY made up number is a gazillion, so they're both valid. Fuck you
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Experian: "Oh noooo, your credit score went down due to you paying your loans. 😔😔😔 Do you want to learn more???? 😔😔😔"
Well MY made up number is a gazillion, so they're both valid. Fuck you
Well MY made up number is a gazillion, so they're both valid. Fuck you
For some reason had a picture in my mind I had to express, so here's Ruby chastising smug Max for having treats (eating batteries)
November 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
For some reason had a picture in my mind I had to express, so here's Ruby chastising smug Max for having treats (eating batteries)
Making an entire new sub-section of food related court rulings
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Making an entire new sub-section of food related court rulings
Man I've said it before but modern country music just sucks so goddamn hard it's almost breathtaking
November 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Man I've said it before but modern country music just sucks so goddamn hard it's almost breathtaking
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
The coping, the malding
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The coping, the malding
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...but because I genuinely believe that meeting everyone's basic food, water, housing, and healthcare needs are too important not to try. Not in some distant future, not in tiny incremental steps. This country makes so much money, it's truly fucking embarrassing anyone goes without here. Anyone.
November 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
...but because I genuinely believe that meeting everyone's basic food, water, housing, and healthcare needs are too important not to try. Not in some distant future, not in tiny incremental steps. This country makes so much money, it's truly fucking embarrassing anyone goes without here. Anyone.
I feel like any and every things' "curse" could be easily avoided if people were just nicer, or even heartfelt explanations and apologies.
"Cursed artifact" - just put it back
"Mummy's Curse" - don't go in there
"Cursed artifact" - just put it back
"Mummy's Curse" - don't go in there
November 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I feel like any and every things' "curse" could be easily avoided if people were just nicer, or even heartfelt explanations and apologies.
"Cursed artifact" - just put it back
"Mummy's Curse" - don't go in there
"Cursed artifact" - just put it back
"Mummy's Curse" - don't go in there
At the checkout line at a clothing store:
Cashier: "Do you have an awards account with us?"
Me: "no, thank you"
Cashier: "it wouldn't take long, just need your email and phone #"
Me: "I'm alright, thanks"
Cashier: "I'm just trying to save you some money. Do you have a smartphone with you?"
*cont*
Cashier: "Do you have an awards account with us?"
Me: "no, thank you"
Cashier: "it wouldn't take long, just need your email and phone #"
Me: "I'm alright, thanks"
Cashier: "I'm just trying to save you some money. Do you have a smartphone with you?"
*cont*
October 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
At the checkout line at a clothing store:
Cashier: "Do you have an awards account with us?"
Me: "no, thank you"
Cashier: "it wouldn't take long, just need your email and phone #"
Me: "I'm alright, thanks"
Cashier: "I'm just trying to save you some money. Do you have a smartphone with you?"
*cont*
Cashier: "Do you have an awards account with us?"
Me: "no, thank you"
Cashier: "it wouldn't take long, just need your email and phone #"
Me: "I'm alright, thanks"
Cashier: "I'm just trying to save you some money. Do you have a smartphone with you?"
*cont*
Today is for sure a "Father John Misty with office door closed and hope my coworkers get the signal" kind of day.
October 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Today is for sure a "Father John Misty with office door closed and hope my coworkers get the signal" kind of day.
October 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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The wealth situation has gotten so out of hand that it looks like the 1% have burnt out their dopamine receptors. They exist in such a constant state of luxurious detachment that they've become numb to satisfaction.
October 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The wealth situation has gotten so out of hand that it looks like the 1% have burnt out their dopamine receptors. They exist in such a constant state of luxurious detachment that they've become numb to satisfaction.
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"The problem with AltNPS and other unverified Alts like them is not that they are scams. It's that they are selling you shovels on a cliff edge and telling you to dig to reach salvation, all the while reducing the reputation of the people who are actually trying to save you from falling off."
The True Story of AltNPS
YouTube video by Aden Ng
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October 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"The problem with AltNPS and other unverified Alts like them is not that they are scams. It's that they are selling you shovels on a cliff edge and telling you to dig to reach salvation, all the while reducing the reputation of the people who are actually trying to save you from falling off."
Big news, people:
As of today, my car loan has gone from FIVE digits to FOUR digits!
Hurrah!
As of today, my car loan has gone from FIVE digits to FOUR digits!
Hurrah!
October 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Big news, people:
As of today, my car loan has gone from FIVE digits to FOUR digits!
Hurrah!
As of today, my car loan has gone from FIVE digits to FOUR digits!
Hurrah!
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just remember
October 13, 2024 at 5:48 PM
just remember
I understand there are bright points, but if the in between wasn't Stygian night that'd be nice
October 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I understand there are bright points, but if the in between wasn't Stygian night that'd be nice