Howland Crowe
@howlandcrowe.bsky.social
I'm that #ActuallyAutistic kid they didn't think could write screenplays. Far left, but politically homeless. 🏳️🌈 Bi, he/him. 🇮🇱🕊🇵🇸 #BlackLivesMatter #ProChoice
Of course this asshole has to chime in about the murder of #RobReiner and his wife Michele.
December 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Of course this asshole has to chime in about the murder of #RobReiner and his wife Michele.
I'm about to have a crashout over this revelation #StuartLittle isn't actually a mouse.
December 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I'm about to have a crashout over this revelation #StuartLittle isn't actually a mouse.
December 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
🎶 I never thought
The leopards would eat my face 🎶
The leopards would eat my face 🎶
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
🎶 I never thought
The leopards would eat my face 🎶
The leopards would eat my face 🎶
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December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Watching "Lawrence of Arabia" on your phone is like sailing the Titanic in a swimming pool. 😒
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Watching "Lawrence of Arabia" on your phone is like sailing the Titanic in a swimming pool. 😒
Being a descendant of immigrants who arrived before immigration laws existed & saying your ancestors "came the right way" is like saying Kevin McAllister's family boarded a pre-9/11 plane the right way.
Y'all just got grandfathered in because you had fewer hoops to jump through before shit changed.
Y'all just got grandfathered in because you had fewer hoops to jump through before shit changed.
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Being a descendant of immigrants who arrived before immigration laws existed & saying your ancestors "came the right way" is like saying Kevin McAllister's family boarded a pre-9/11 plane the right way.
Y'all just got grandfathered in because you had fewer hoops to jump through before shit changed.
Y'all just got grandfathered in because you had fewer hoops to jump through before shit changed.
Random meme I made after an argument from last night.
November 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Random meme I made after an argument from last night.
Apparently, Trump is threatening to invoke the Insurrection Act.
October 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Apparently, Trump is threatening to invoke the Insurrection Act.
White guys: "Having diversity in Lord of the Rings breaks my immersion! It's not historically accurate."
Lord of the Rings: *characters in a medieval W. European fantasy eating Peruvian potatoes, Sephardic Jewish fried fish, Mexican tomatoes, & talking about anatomy using 1900s medical terminology*
Lord of the Rings: *characters in a medieval W. European fantasy eating Peruvian potatoes, Sephardic Jewish fried fish, Mexican tomatoes, & talking about anatomy using 1900s medical terminology*
October 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
White guys: "Having diversity in Lord of the Rings breaks my immersion! It's not historically accurate."
Lord of the Rings: *characters in a medieval W. European fantasy eating Peruvian potatoes, Sephardic Jewish fried fish, Mexican tomatoes, & talking about anatomy using 1900s medical terminology*
Lord of the Rings: *characters in a medieval W. European fantasy eating Peruvian potatoes, Sephardic Jewish fried fish, Mexican tomatoes, & talking about anatomy using 1900s medical terminology*
Right-wingers: "Hi, we must bring attention to this show that was canceled 3 years ago for brainwashing our youth. We are very serious people."
October 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Right-wingers: "Hi, we must bring attention to this show that was canceled 3 years ago for brainwashing our youth. We are very serious people."
The worst person you know just made a good point.
September 18, 2025 at 10:32 AM
The worst person you know just made a good point.
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Q: Do you think it would've been fitting to lower the flags to half staff when Melissa Hortman, the Minnesota House Speaker, was gunned down by an assassin?
TRUMP: I'm not familiar. The who?
TRUMP: I'm not familiar. The who?
September 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Q: Do you think it would've been fitting to lower the flags to half staff when Melissa Hortman, the Minnesota House Speaker, was gunned down by an assassin?
TRUMP: I'm not familiar. The who?
TRUMP: I'm not familiar. The who?
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Since it seems a lot of people have some strong opinions about the taboo of speaking ill of the dead, I'm going to do a little light reading for some more enlightenment on the subject.
#CharlieKirk
#CharlieKirk
September 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Since it seems a lot of people have some strong opinions about the taboo of speaking ill of the dead, I'm going to do a little light reading for some more enlightenment on the subject.
#CharlieKirk
#CharlieKirk
While I'm not naive enough to assume each generation becomes more progressive than the last, it's still jarring and unnerving to hear decades-old misogyny and racism from people younger than I am.
How tf are you born in 2003 and believing women should only stay at home, cook, clean, and raise kids?
How tf are you born in 2003 and believing women should only stay at home, cook, clean, and raise kids?
September 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
While I'm not naive enough to assume each generation becomes more progressive than the last, it's still jarring and unnerving to hear decades-old misogyny and racism from people younger than I am.
How tf are you born in 2003 and believing women should only stay at home, cook, clean, and raise kids?
How tf are you born in 2003 and believing women should only stay at home, cook, clean, and raise kids?
"A.I. is the future."
Uh-huh. 🙄 Imagine some guy in the 1930s saying dirigibles are the future of passenger travel. We had electric cars in the 1890s and the first steam engines 2,000 years ago.
Someone saying "this new technology is the future" doesn't mean it's guaranteed to be the future.
Uh-huh. 🙄 Imagine some guy in the 1930s saying dirigibles are the future of passenger travel. We had electric cars in the 1890s and the first steam engines 2,000 years ago.
Someone saying "this new technology is the future" doesn't mean it's guaranteed to be the future.
September 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
"A.I. is the future."
Uh-huh. 🙄 Imagine some guy in the 1930s saying dirigibles are the future of passenger travel. We had electric cars in the 1890s and the first steam engines 2,000 years ago.
Someone saying "this new technology is the future" doesn't mean it's guaranteed to be the future.
Uh-huh. 🙄 Imagine some guy in the 1930s saying dirigibles are the future of passenger travel. We had electric cars in the 1890s and the first steam engines 2,000 years ago.
Someone saying "this new technology is the future" doesn't mean it's guaranteed to be the future.
"Machines that human beings built and human minorities hated for arbitrary reasons are the same thing" is... certainly a take.
A shitty take.
A shitty take.
September 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
"Machines that human beings built and human minorities hated for arbitrary reasons are the same thing" is... certainly a take.
A shitty take.
A shitty take.
Wow, who could have predicted this? 🙃
U.S. employers added just 22,000 jobs last month, worse than expected, as the labor market continues to cool.
Live updates: US employers added just 22,000 jobs last month amid uncertainty over Trump's policies
U.S. employers added just 22,000 jobs last month as the labor market continued to cool under uncertainty over President Donald Trump’s economic policies.
bit.ly
September 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Wow, who could have predicted this? 🙃
I've known about the U.S. atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki since I was a kid, but I was today years old when I found out the name of the aircraft that photographed the bombings was - not even joking - "Necessary Evil."
Wow.
#WarIsHell
Wow.
#WarIsHell
September 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I've known about the U.S. atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki since I was a kid, but I was today years old when I found out the name of the aircraft that photographed the bombings was - not even joking - "Necessary Evil."
Wow.
#WarIsHell
Wow.
#WarIsHell
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It’s impossible to overstate the degree to which the MAGA Right is rooted in grievances & victimology.
I doubt Elon Musk could point to any real examples of “the relentless propaganda portraying white men as the worst human beings.”
A supposedly offending op-ed here or there doesn’t count.
I doubt Elon Musk could point to any real examples of “the relentless propaganda portraying white men as the worst human beings.”
A supposedly offending op-ed here or there doesn’t count.
September 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
It’s impossible to overstate the degree to which the MAGA Right is rooted in grievances & victimology.
I doubt Elon Musk could point to any real examples of “the relentless propaganda portraying white men as the worst human beings.”
A supposedly offending op-ed here or there doesn’t count.
I doubt Elon Musk could point to any real examples of “the relentless propaganda portraying white men as the worst human beings.”
A supposedly offending op-ed here or there doesn’t count.
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Superman: faces giant mind controlling star fish that kills 2000 pepole
Batman: faces a guy in a zoot suit and has a gun that shoots boxing gloves has killed 2000 pepole
Batman: faces a guy in a zoot suit and has a gun that shoots boxing gloves has killed 2000 pepole
September 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Superman: faces giant mind controlling star fish that kills 2000 pepole
Batman: faces a guy in a zoot suit and has a gun that shoots boxing gloves has killed 2000 pepole
Batman: faces a guy in a zoot suit and has a gun that shoots boxing gloves has killed 2000 pepole
Just realized this fascist was on here.
Ah, well.
Ah, well.
September 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Just realized this fascist was on here.
Ah, well.
Ah, well.