howdytimbo
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Hey folks where's a good spot to get some egg nog for the holiday weekend? Just any ol' grocery store?
(Missed the current batch at lidl 😫)
(Missed the current batch at lidl 😫)
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Hey folks where's a good spot to get some egg nog for the holiday weekend? Just any ol' grocery store?
(Missed the current batch at lidl 😫)
(Missed the current batch at lidl 😫)
My thoughts on Pecan Pie are *clears throat *
I'm allergic to pecans so I don't know y'all knock yourself out, or not
I'm allergic to pecans so I don't know y'all knock yourself out, or not
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My thoughts on Pecan Pie are *clears throat *
I'm allergic to pecans so I don't know y'all knock yourself out, or not
I'm allergic to pecans so I don't know y'all knock yourself out, or not
In my yard alone I see a red shouldered hawk, a downy woodpecker, juncos galore; and hear a lovely white throated sparrow. 😊😊😊
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
In my yard alone I see a red shouldered hawk, a downy woodpecker, juncos galore; and hear a lovely white throated sparrow. 😊😊😊
IYKYK about this scene 🥴🥴
Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam (1985)
Episode 26 - The Ghost of Zeon
03:35.922
Episode 26 - The Ghost of Zeon
03:35.922
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
IYKYK about this scene 🥴🥴
Pretzel salad!
In which Scott Van Pelt rants about pumpkin pie and Tim Hasselbeck says pretzel jello is underrated
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Pretzel salad!
(deleting that last joke because I did it wrong)
November 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
(deleting that last joke because I did it wrong)
Heck yeah Dads and Lads three-peat cranksgiving 😊😊
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Heck yeah Dads and Lads three-peat cranksgiving 😊😊
Hell yeah Fulham winning rock fights
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Hell yeah Fulham winning rock fights
The last time Fulham played/hosted Sunderland was also the last time I went to craven cottage. So, before my oldest was even born 🙃🙃
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The last time Fulham played/hosted Sunderland was also the last time I went to craven cottage. So, before my oldest was even born 🙃🙃
Hell yeah last night of Ken Burns American Revolution.
The southern theater of the war from 1780-81 is some of the most wild, fascinating history in America's story. The 1997 book "The Road to Guilford Courthouse" should be a g-d miniseries.
The southern theater of the war from 1780-81 is some of the most wild, fascinating history in America's story. The 1997 book "The Road to Guilford Courthouse" should be a g-d miniseries.
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Hell yeah last night of Ken Burns American Revolution.
The southern theater of the war from 1780-81 is some of the most wild, fascinating history in America's story. The 1997 book "The Road to Guilford Courthouse" should be a g-d miniseries.
The southern theater of the war from 1780-81 is some of the most wild, fascinating history in America's story. The 1997 book "The Road to Guilford Courthouse" should be a g-d miniseries.
Only one episode remains of Ken Burns' American Revolution and boy howdy do they still have a lot of cover in the last ~2 hours 😵💫😵💫😵💫
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Only one episode remains of Ken Burns' American Revolution and boy howdy do they still have a lot of cover in the last ~2 hours 😵💫😵💫😵💫
They were cosplaying Eddie Izzard's bit on flags
The US accidentally invaded Mexico on Monday, storming a beach and planting DoD “restricted area” signs claiming the land for “the commander,” triggering a standoff w/ armed Mexican security forces, all because Trump’s government can’t even identify a border on a map
www.cbsnews.com/news/warning...
www.cbsnews.com/news/warning...
Warning signs appear on Mexican beach declaring area restricted by U.S. as Mexico rejects Trump offer to strike cartels
The signs read in English and Spanish, "Warning: Restricted Area," and had been declared restricted by "the commander."
www.cbsnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
They were cosplaying Eddie Izzard's bit on flags
Reposted by howdytimbo
For your #Noirvember pleasure, here are ten more international, ie, non-American, noirs that you might want to catch up with. Another past post from my Substack, it’s free to read at the link below.
andrewnette.substack.com/p/noirvember...
andrewnette.substack.com/p/noirvember...
Noirvember update: why we still need to watch more international noir
It’s Noirvember again.
andrewnette.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
For your #Noirvember pleasure, here are ten more international, ie, non-American, noirs that you might want to catch up with. Another past post from my Substack, it’s free to read at the link below.
andrewnette.substack.com/p/noirvember...
andrewnette.substack.com/p/noirvember...
Remember these dipshits saying they were only deporting the worst of the worst? Nail salon owner who cant get citizenship on a technicality was arrested on a Friday, deported on a Monday (after being trafficked all summer).
Fuck this administration into the sun
wbaltv.com/article/hage...
Fuck this administration into the sun
wbaltv.com/article/hage...
Hagerstown woman deported to Vietnam after living in US for 30 years
Melissa Tran, a wife, mother and business owner, was deported to Vietnam, her home country. The Hagerstown community has rallied to support Tran and her family over the last six months. Tran owns the ...
wbaltv.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Remember these dipshits saying they were only deporting the worst of the worst? Nail salon owner who cant get citizenship on a technicality was arrested on a Friday, deported on a Monday (after being trafficked all summer).
Fuck this administration into the sun
wbaltv.com/article/hage...
Fuck this administration into the sun
wbaltv.com/article/hage...
I think we can agree Greyson may be cooked but that return is uhhhhh ????
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I think we can agree Greyson may be cooked but that return is uhhhhh ????
Day 3, Hour 5 of Ken Burns American Revolution.
Dear Ma, send more necco wafers
Dear Ma, send more necco wafers
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Day 3, Hour 5 of Ken Burns American Revolution.
Dear Ma, send more necco wafers
Dear Ma, send more necco wafers
hell yeah its Ken Burns "The American Revolution" time
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
hell yeah its Ken Burns "The American Revolution" time
The Browns have 19 yards of offense this half
November 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The Browns have 19 yards of offense this half
the Browns started the year with five quarterbacks and I'm pretty sure they've all been used?
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
the Browns started the year with five quarterbacks and I'm pretty sure they've all been used?
Behold, the great two-eyed Mr Boh
November 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Behold, the great two-eyed Mr Boh
Saw ROTJ revival at the Charles and was interesting to see attendance for the OT dwindle from ANH --> ESB --> ROTJ
No idea what it means but oh well the oldest kiddo enjoyed it 🤷♂️
No idea what it means but oh well the oldest kiddo enjoyed it 🤷♂️
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Saw ROTJ revival at the Charles and was interesting to see attendance for the OT dwindle from ANH --> ESB --> ROTJ
No idea what it means but oh well the oldest kiddo enjoyed it 🤷♂️
No idea what it means but oh well the oldest kiddo enjoyed it 🤷♂️
😧😧😧
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
😧😧😧
Next Megyn et al will inform us that "well actually there's a difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia!!" which uh yes, sure, there technically is
But: they're still fucking perverts
But: they're still fucking perverts
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Next Megyn et al will inform us that "well actually there's a difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia!!" which uh yes, sure, there technically is
But: they're still fucking perverts
But: they're still fucking perverts
Should've come back to Fulham 😤
These are testing times for Harvey Elliott.
Frozen out on loan at Aston Villa, no longer wanted by Liverpool and far from England head coach Thomas Tuchel’s thoughts with the World Cup just seven months away.
🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
Frozen out on loan at Aston Villa, no longer wanted by Liverpool and far from England head coach Thomas Tuchel’s thoughts with the World Cup just seven months away.
🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Should've come back to Fulham 😤
one time at Tov Pizza I saw them selling "wacko for flacco" shirts in Hebrew and man 15 years later do I regret not getting one
What does the founder of Tov Pizza have to do with Dalya Attar’s case?
What does the founder of Tov Pizza have to do with Dalya Attar’s case?
A member of the Baltimore City Democratic State Central Committee for the 41st District, Ronald Rosenbluth, 62, is a fixture in political and Jewish civic circles.
buff.ly
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 AM
one time at Tov Pizza I saw them selling "wacko for flacco" shirts in Hebrew and man 15 years later do I regret not getting one