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How Do I BlueSky?
@howdoibluesky.bsky.social
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Recent transplant from UT to OR so that's basically my whole personality for a bit
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Guys. It’s not just couches.
Screenshot of a DailyDot article. “Did JD Vance accidentally reveal he searched for inappropriate video of a woman and a dolphin? ‘I dread to think what the rest of your search history looks like dude.’”
July 26, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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Go away, I'm
"Battin"
July 25, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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The sixth panel from an SMBC comic: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah
July 24, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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Soon…
A weather forecast showing highs ranging from 78 to 84
July 21, 2024 at 5:37 AM
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Hey guys check this out
A screenshot of Katie’s post count showing 95k posts
July 18, 2024 at 4:28 AM
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A Magic Eye picture. For the sake of not spoiling it for people, I’m adding some blank space to the alt text. It is a picture of Rick Astley in the Never Gonna Give You Up video
July 16, 2024 at 5:24 AM
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“Am I new here?”

Idk you tell me
Screenshot of my username, along with the label “BlueSky elder”
July 6, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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So I’m moving to Portland next week, driving up on Thursday. Looks like I’m just in time to miss this heatwave going on there. Love it when a plan comes together.
Screenshot of the iOS weather app showing that from today (Friday) through Tuesday, it is in the high 90s and peaking at 101 on Tuesday, then dropping to the mid 80s from Wednesday forward.
July 5, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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wait shit this is the hellthread isn’t it
February 16, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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I get personally attacked by bots designed to provide inspiration.
Carry on Take your medicine
January 1, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.
December 26, 2023 at 3:11 PM
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@estrogenempress.gay found this in my photos and I don’t remember the context.
@estrogenempress.gay saying “OH GOD HELP” and then “Noooooooooooo”
December 13, 2023 at 5:21 AM
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Last image on your camera roll is what killed Kissinger
Those weird shoes that have toes
December 2, 2023 at 3:23 PM
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Zuko saying “that’s rough, buddy.”
November 27, 2023 at 12:32 AM
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I feel like Spotify is calling me old and boring.
My Spotify daylist, titled “post-grunge flannel Saturday morning”
November 25, 2023 at 4:29 PM
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The feed is a magical thing
My BlueSky feed showing Kairi’s post below that of one from the Monterey Bay Aquarium that is a picture of seals.
November 24, 2023 at 7:54 PM
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The limit does not exist.
November 21, 2023 at 3:24 PM
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“I’m an elder emo, a sceneior citizen if you will”
November 12, 2023 at 12:59 AM
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Never backspace, never surrender
November 4, 2023 at 4:17 AM
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Inside of you is one Homer, what’s your Homer?
Shut up, brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip.
October 25, 2023 at 1:55 AM
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This seems like hard proof that while DCV is one of my best friends, I am not one of hers.
My interactions circle
October 20, 2023 at 6:06 PM
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Sponge Bob pointing at a TV screen where he is barely visible. Much like how I am in the picture that regretagarbo posted.
October 20, 2023 at 6:02 PM
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I love my wife
Screenshot of a picture and text message I received from my wife. The picture is of some sort of water dispenser with a button labeled “AMBI”. The text message below says “Yeah, so am I, but you don’t see me bragging about it”
October 20, 2023 at 2:55 PM
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When I’m playing video games and my wife starts seducing me:
IKEA cardboard stand in for a computer monitor that reads “The player has 30 seconds to reach the bedroom.”
October 19, 2023 at 1:08 AM
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Yeah, the last post in the thread was less than an hour ago.

But here's what I'm referring to.
Transcript: I'm not even going to get into the phenomenon of parents committing filicide being treated like martyrs for killing their disabled children who were "too much of a burden" on their families. You know, because they were the R-word, not considered part of the family. These murderers get SYMPATHY.
October 17, 2023 at 10:25 PM