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#1 kahoot champion turned unemployed mess
this site is just as bad tbh but it's more dead than twitter so I like it more
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
sorry I logged onto twitter and the performative moral gymnastics are going on as usual
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
everything has that warm inviting tint that I apparently really missed
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I like my women how I like my coffee:

iced double caramel cappuccino
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I don't hate it but also don't love it ig
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM