Davos? The Dalek guy from Doctor who?
January 20, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Davos? The Dalek guy from Doctor who?
The going rate is 100 knaves = 1 scoundrel, but I’m open for negotiation
January 20, 2026 at 6:30 PM
The going rate is 100 knaves = 1 scoundrel, but I’m open for negotiation
I was watching a MGS3 eating compilation this morning and lo and behold fresh MGS content on my feed this morning—perhaps the subtle work of Arsenal Gear
January 20, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I was watching a MGS3 eating compilation this morning and lo and behold fresh MGS content on my feed this morning—perhaps the subtle work of Arsenal Gear
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METAL GEAR SOLID
KONAMI 1998
PLAYSTATION
KONAMI 1998
PLAYSTATION
January 20, 2026 at 4:36 PM
METAL GEAR SOLID
KONAMI 1998
PLAYSTATION
KONAMI 1998
PLAYSTATION
Reposted by Horny Robot
Snake I need you to join the huddle in the all hands channel
January 20, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Snake I need you to join the huddle in the all hands channel
If I was a pimp I’d be kind to my workforce. It would be a staple of my business model, and my slogan: “I’m not like those other guys: I’m nice!”
January 20, 2026 at 4:24 PM
If I was a pimp I’d be kind to my workforce. It would be a staple of my business model, and my slogan: “I’m not like those other guys: I’m nice!”
Proud to announce I’ll be on the panel “Modern Tricks for Avoiding Local Constabulary” at the 2026 ScoundrelCon!
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Proud to announce I’ll be on the panel “Modern Tricks for Avoiding Local Constabulary” at the 2026 ScoundrelCon!
I have lashed 100 scoundrels together to make a gigantic scoundrel that will not cease until it has swindled the whole, known world
January 20, 2026 at 8:30 AM
I have lashed 100 scoundrels together to make a gigantic scoundrel that will not cease until it has swindled the whole, known world
This village’s problem? Too many scoundrels, not enough knaves
January 20, 2026 at 8:28 AM
This village’s problem? Too many scoundrels, not enough knaves
I bet having an android you designed gouge your eyes out and crush your skull would feel so good
January 19, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I bet having an android you designed gouge your eyes out and crush your skull would feel so good
I’ve decided to draft emails confidently with Gemini
January 19, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I’ve decided to draft emails confidently with Gemini
I have a fupa fetish, nothing gets me more hot and bothered than an out of control fupa, spilling forth everywhere, crushing me against plate glass like tetsuo’s out of control body in Akira
January 19, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I have a fupa fetish, nothing gets me more hot and bothered than an out of control fupa, spilling forth everywhere, crushing me against plate glass like tetsuo’s out of control body in Akira
That’s not a nice way to describe Polish women :(
If you think you've got transit problems, at least you're not in this tram in Poland being delayed by a pack of feral hogs
January 19, 2026 at 7:01 PM
That’s not a nice way to describe Polish women :(
I bet wood nymph pussy goes crazy. You know that sap is grippin
January 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I bet wood nymph pussy goes crazy. You know that sap is grippin
If you ever see a tree leaking sap it is sexually aroused, likely from thinking about the trunks of other nearby trees, or perhaps from the groping of a bird’s claws upon its branches
January 18, 2026 at 8:39 PM
If you ever see a tree leaking sap it is sexually aroused, likely from thinking about the trunks of other nearby trees, or perhaps from the groping of a bird’s claws upon its branches
My life would be ruined if any Canadians in my life found out my veins ran not with blood but with a most delicious sap, akin to that of a maple
January 18, 2026 at 8:38 PM
My life would be ruined if any Canadians in my life found out my veins ran not with blood but with a most delicious sap, akin to that of a maple
Ask Jeeves was the original AI. RT if you agree, like if you at least partially agree
January 18, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Ask Jeeves was the original AI. RT if you agree, like if you at least partially agree
Asking Jeeves if my dick looks normal to him
January 18, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Asking Jeeves if my dick looks normal to him
Asking grok how to smuggle a gun into a hockey game
January 18, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Asking grok how to smuggle a gun into a hockey game
Asking Siri how to befriend a cool, good looking duck that will be my sidekick for a series of ongoing adventures involving the Earth Amulets, seven magical objects
January 18, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Asking Siri how to befriend a cool, good looking duck that will be my sidekick for a series of ongoing adventures involving the Earth Amulets, seven magical objects
Asking chat gpt what to do if my manliness is challenged
January 18, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Asking chat gpt what to do if my manliness is challenged
You’ll find I’m nullifying your spells with my counter spells, I basically cast them all the time in your presence because I want to make sure you don’t successfully cast anything
January 18, 2026 at 7:51 PM
You’ll find I’m nullifying your spells with my counter spells, I basically cast them all the time in your presence because I want to make sure you don’t successfully cast anything
You’ll find im nullifying your smells with my own counter smells, perfectly formulated to make your olfactory signature invisible
January 18, 2026 at 7:50 PM
You’ll find im nullifying your smells with my own counter smells, perfectly formulated to make your olfactory signature invisible
I love buffing things out with various compounds
January 18, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I love buffing things out with various compounds
I think we could pacify America by putting baywatch back on the air
January 18, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I think we could pacify America by putting baywatch back on the air