Hornbread
@hornbread.bsky.social
It takes a big man to admit when he’s wrong.
I am not a big man.
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I am not a big man.
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spending the day Mussolini-ing at the falling snow, which is looking out the window with my arms crossed and nodding
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
spending the day Mussolini-ing at the falling snow, which is looking out the window with my arms crossed and nodding
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Doctor: Mr. Gibson, I'm afraid I have some upsetting news
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Doctor: Mr. Gibson, I'm afraid I have some upsetting news
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
@jsdtweets.bsky.social have you seen the Lego Enterprise
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
@jsdtweets.bsky.social have you seen the Lego Enterprise
#ff @clutchbucket.bsky.social ate the last can of Who Hash
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
#ff @clutchbucket.bsky.social ate the last can of Who Hash
I currently have FOUR (4) different kinds of beans in my cabinet
December 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I currently have FOUR (4) different kinds of beans in my cabinet
don't stand too close to a naked Tim Allen
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
don't stand too close to a naked Tim Allen
I'm not sure which is worse between perfume ads or jewelry ads, but at least perfume ads tend to be incomprehensible
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I'm not sure which is worse between perfume ads or jewelry ads, but at least perfume ads tend to be incomprehensible
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if you want tact, call a tactician. I nail asses.
October 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
if you want tact, call a tactician. I nail asses.
don't think about The Empty Man
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
don't think about The Empty Man
the writing in blood on the outside of my house could've been an email
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
the writing in blood on the outside of my house could've been an email
ancient mystical evil says what?
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
ancient mystical evil says what?
I guess that's one way to put it
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I guess that's one way to put it
there's too much of porn out there
December 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
there's too much of porn out there
ads for the FOX noos saints show remind me of the gay priest movie trailer in Tropic Thunder
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
ads for the FOX noos saints show remind me of the gay priest movie trailer in Tropic Thunder
anybody got change for a dollar
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
anybody got change for a dollar
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it is I, Buff Hardmeat
November 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
it is I, Buff Hardmeat
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“Oh! Oh! I’ve let all of the Black Friday deals pass me by!!” Shut up. You’ll find your deals once again on Cyber Monday
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
“Oh! Oh! I’ve let all of the Black Friday deals pass me by!!” Shut up. You’ll find your deals once again on Cyber Monday
how strange it is to be anything
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
how strange it is to be anything
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"stocking stuffer" is a weird phrase
November 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"stocking stuffer" is a weird phrase