Jim Horlock
@horlockwarlock.bsky.social
Writer, gamer, Dungeon Master (not the kinky kind), collector of ghosts and cryptid enthusiast. CHANGE AND OTHER TERRORS out now!
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Change-Other-Terrors-Collection-Stories/dp/1958228664
https://ko-fi.com/jimhorlock
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Change-Other-Terrors-Collection-Stories/dp/1958228664
https://ko-fi.com/jimhorlock
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Jim Horlock
@horlockwarlock.bsky.social
· Nov 18
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Don't forget: if you like your horror bleak, disorientating, wet with mucus and slick with sorrow, my collection, CHANGE AND OTHER TERRORS, is out now.
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Funny how you never see a fully-grown ganoush.
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Funny how you never see a fully-grown ganoush.
I really don't see the point in tomato paste.
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I really don't see the point in tomato paste.
If you think about it, the present hasn't become history yet, which means, in this moment, we're all prehistoric. Please take this as my endorsement to stop around pretending to be a dinosaur.
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
If you think about it, the present hasn't become history yet, which means, in this moment, we're all prehistoric. Please take this as my endorsement to stop around pretending to be a dinosaur.
I like the way you're put together. Like, your sinews and stuff.
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I like the way you're put together. Like, your sinews and stuff.
About to write a strongly-worded letter against the dying of the light.
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
About to write a strongly-worded letter against the dying of the light.
About to write a strongly-worded letter against the dying of the light.
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
About to write a strongly-worded letter against the dying of the light.
Remember, folks: the supermoon makes super werewolves.
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Remember, folks: the supermoon makes super werewolves.
Prosecco implies the existence of anti-secco, which I think is just jagermeister.
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Prosecco implies the existence of anti-secco, which I think is just jagermeister.
I am rich in laundry tablets, if nothing else.
October 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I am rich in laundry tablets, if nothing else.
Happy birthday, cow tools
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Happy birthday, cow tools
Meat tubes, all of you!
October 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Meat tubes, all of you!
I'm going to be finding moss in every nook and cranny for weeks.
October 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I'm going to be finding moss in every nook and cranny for weeks.
I don't know what it is about this time of year but my teeth always grow way faster than usual. Feels like I'm clipping them l every damn week. Anyone else find that?
October 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I don't know what it is about this time of year but my teeth always grow way faster than usual. Feels like I'm clipping them l every damn week. Anyone else find that?
I want to make it very clear that I have never stolen anything from the Louvre.
October 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I want to make it very clear that I have never stolen anything from the Louvre.
Hey baby, you want some truffle in that omelette?
October 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Hey baby, you want some truffle in that omelette?
Don't be hard on yourself. Every morning you wake up despite the efforts of my assassins.
October 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Don't be hard on yourself. Every morning you wake up despite the efforts of my assassins.
Pah! Your puny appetite suppressors won't work on me, fool! I eat because I'm sad, not because I'm hungry!
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Pah! Your puny appetite suppressors won't work on me, fool! I eat because I'm sad, not because I'm hungry!
Fun fact: here in the UK, it's already October.
October 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Fun fact: here in the UK, it's already October.
Fact: since our Queen died in 2022, no further Brit eggs have been laid, meaning no new British people have been born.
October 9, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Fact: since our Queen died in 2022, no further Brit eggs have been laid, meaning no new British people have been born.
Me, trying to learn from my wise master (he is a dog): So, everything that smells of pee is mine?
October 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Me, trying to learn from my wise master (he is a dog): So, everything that smells of pee is mine?
Went skydiving last year. Still falling.
October 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Went skydiving last year. Still falling.
Huge thanks to @matgost.bsky.social for the shout out in his newsletter. Please go ahead an check out Disease of Finitude. It's a killer line-up of horror authors, including Mat! Link below!
#horrorbooks #indiehorror #horrorcommunity #horror
#horrorbooks #indiehorror #horrorcommunity #horror
October 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Huge thanks to @matgost.bsky.social for the shout out in his newsletter. Please go ahead an check out Disease of Finitude. It's a killer line-up of horror authors, including Mat! Link below!
#horrorbooks #indiehorror #horrorcommunity #horror
#horrorbooks #indiehorror #horrorcommunity #horror
"THEY'RE MAKING THE SPIDERS WOKE IN THAILAND"
"The species is named after Inazuma, a character from the Japanese manga ‘One Piece,’ known for the ability to change sex between male and female"
Half Male-Half Female Spider Discovered In Thailand Is New To Science
Not only is this species new to science, but this remarkable individual is the first record of a rare biological phenomenon in this previously unknown species.
www.forbes.com
October 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
"THEY'RE MAKING THE SPIDERS WOKE IN THAILAND"