Bring him on the show to explain it!

Given the news out of DC, irony is dead

UConn-Durham

Territorialism!

(I know that Miami U is public, but I had to make the troll joke given how much Cincy and Miami hate each other)

I had thought of that and discarded it but not the portmanteau and now I'm in

Northwestern -> University of Illinois, Evanston
University of Miami -> FSU-Coral Gables
Miami University -> UC-Oxford
Baylor -> Texas A&M-Waco
TCU -> UT-Fort Worth
SMU -> Texas Tech-Dallas
Wake Forest -> UNC-Winston Salem
Syracuse -> Rutgers finally gets a campus in New York