Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith)
@hooray4kaiju.bsky.social
Kaiju are just like you and me. They like crushing and destroying things. They're nuclear powered. They scream when they can't remember their password and the bio-thingy doesn't recognize their fingerprint.
Entry-level Anarchist but taking classes!
Entry-level Anarchist but taking classes!
On Saturday I witnessed a small rebellion.
I walked past this car. It had just parked in this spot.
As the driver got out, a golden leaf fell on the car. The car owner brushed it off angrily.
Why the hostility toward a leaf? I do not know.
I kept walking & glanced back to see the tree's attack.
I walked past this car. It had just parked in this spot.
As the driver got out, a golden leaf fell on the car. The car owner brushed it off angrily.
Why the hostility toward a leaf? I do not know.
I kept walking & glanced back to see the tree's attack.
December 23, 2025 at 7:12 AM
On Saturday I witnessed a small rebellion.
I walked past this car. It had just parked in this spot.
As the driver got out, a golden leaf fell on the car. The car owner brushed it off angrily.
Why the hostility toward a leaf? I do not know.
I kept walking & glanced back to see the tree's attack.
I walked past this car. It had just parked in this spot.
As the driver got out, a golden leaf fell on the car. The car owner brushed it off angrily.
Why the hostility toward a leaf? I do not know.
I kept walking & glanced back to see the tree's attack.
Day three of brush the cats.
Accosted Pallas while he was watching TV.
It may seem like I'm going at him hard but I'm not otherwise he'd run. The brush easily gets to his down coat fur & removes the loose fur. Sleek & silky they way Bastet intended.
Job done.
#ChrisChristensenSlickerBrush
Accosted Pallas while he was watching TV.
It may seem like I'm going at him hard but I'm not otherwise he'd run. The brush easily gets to his down coat fur & removes the loose fur. Sleek & silky they way Bastet intended.
Job done.
#ChrisChristensenSlickerBrush
December 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Day three of brush the cats.
Accosted Pallas while he was watching TV.
It may seem like I'm going at him hard but I'm not otherwise he'd run. The brush easily gets to his down coat fur & removes the loose fur. Sleek & silky they way Bastet intended.
Job done.
#ChrisChristensenSlickerBrush
Accosted Pallas while he was watching TV.
It may seem like I'm going at him hard but I'm not otherwise he'd run. The brush easily gets to his down coat fur & removes the loose fur. Sleek & silky they way Bastet intended.
Job done.
#ChrisChristensenSlickerBrush
Caturday was spent w/ this human outside in the wet running errands w/ aggravating people insteasd of being at home, unaggravated acting as the best cat furniture in the world.
December 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Caturday was spent w/ this human outside in the wet running errands w/ aggravating people insteasd of being at home, unaggravated acting as the best cat furniture in the world.
I think he looks like someone failed at cloning Garrison Keiller & Jimmy Neutron at the same time.
December 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I think he looks like someone failed at cloning Garrison Keiller & Jimmy Neutron at the same time.
I enjoy Dermalogica but their weird style choices for emails to consumers are fucking horrible.
Who the fuck thought that light grey type on a white page was a great way to send an email announcing price changes to a customers.
If you dont have an eye problem you will after trying to read this
Who the fuck thought that light grey type on a white page was a great way to send an email announcing price changes to a customers.
If you dont have an eye problem you will after trying to read this
December 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I enjoy Dermalogica but their weird style choices for emails to consumers are fucking horrible.
Who the fuck thought that light grey type on a white page was a great way to send an email announcing price changes to a customers.
If you dont have an eye problem you will after trying to read this
Who the fuck thought that light grey type on a white page was a great way to send an email announcing price changes to a customers.
If you dont have an eye problem you will after trying to read this
Question for normal ppl-
I was told that bandanas are really just colorful handkerchiefs.
If you have bandanas, have you ever used a bandana to blow your nose etc?
Or do you use your bandana as a head scarf/wrap, neckerkhief, face covering or headband AND use it to blow your nose?
#ADHDthoughts
I was told that bandanas are really just colorful handkerchiefs.
If you have bandanas, have you ever used a bandana to blow your nose etc?
Or do you use your bandana as a head scarf/wrap, neckerkhief, face covering or headband AND use it to blow your nose?
#ADHDthoughts
December 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Question for normal ppl-
I was told that bandanas are really just colorful handkerchiefs.
If you have bandanas, have you ever used a bandana to blow your nose etc?
Or do you use your bandana as a head scarf/wrap, neckerkhief, face covering or headband AND use it to blow your nose?
#ADHDthoughts
I was told that bandanas are really just colorful handkerchiefs.
If you have bandanas, have you ever used a bandana to blow your nose etc?
Or do you use your bandana as a head scarf/wrap, neckerkhief, face covering or headband AND use it to blow your nose?
#ADHDthoughts
Ours is always this dude wearing a sweatshirt regardless of weather. If its raining he adds a jacket over the sweatshirt. Its true to life.
December 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ours is always this dude wearing a sweatshirt regardless of weather. If its raining he adds a jacket over the sweatshirt. Its true to life.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculine.
December 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculine.
Horrible song only redeemed by Homer singing his lyrics in place of their lyrics -
We built this city
This kick ass city
What kind of music built this city?
We built this city
This kick ass city
What kind of music built this city?
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Horrible song only redeemed by Homer singing his lyrics in place of their lyrics -
We built this city
This kick ass city
What kind of music built this city?
We built this city
This kick ass city
What kind of music built this city?
The way my boy looks at me after the 3rd Covid sneeze in a row.
He's had enough.
So have I Pallas. So long as you & Atlas dont catch Covid too, I'll be good.
He's had enough.
So have I Pallas. So long as you & Atlas dont catch Covid too, I'll be good.
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The way my boy looks at me after the 3rd Covid sneeze in a row.
He's had enough.
So have I Pallas. So long as you & Atlas dont catch Covid too, I'll be good.
He's had enough.
So have I Pallas. So long as you & Atlas dont catch Covid too, I'll be good.
Awww, baby's first Murder Instruction Manual.
Hee hee, I got some books for all Hegseth's legit kids & his 2legit2quit kids - ya know prep them for their future.
Little Golden Books has yet to make Daddy's a War Criminal or Daddy's Gettin' Rubout by a War Tribunal
Hee hee, I got some books for all Hegseth's legit kids & his 2legit2quit kids - ya know prep them for their future.
Little Golden Books has yet to make Daddy's a War Criminal or Daddy's Gettin' Rubout by a War Tribunal
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Awww, baby's first Murder Instruction Manual.
Hee hee, I got some books for all Hegseth's legit kids & his 2legit2quit kids - ya know prep them for their future.
Little Golden Books has yet to make Daddy's a War Criminal or Daddy's Gettin' Rubout by a War Tribunal
Hee hee, I got some books for all Hegseth's legit kids & his 2legit2quit kids - ya know prep them for their future.
Little Golden Books has yet to make Daddy's a War Criminal or Daddy's Gettin' Rubout by a War Tribunal
That canceled show you'll never stop thinking about-
Threshold (big budget SciFi TV)- starring Carla Gugino, Charles Dutton, Peter Dinklage, Brent Spiner
I still wonder how far the alien tech had infected humans & what was the purpose of it.
CBS bring this show back damnit!
Threshold (big budget SciFi TV)- starring Carla Gugino, Charles Dutton, Peter Dinklage, Brent Spiner
I still wonder how far the alien tech had infected humans & what was the purpose of it.
CBS bring this show back damnit!
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
That canceled show you'll never stop thinking about-
Threshold (big budget SciFi TV)- starring Carla Gugino, Charles Dutton, Peter Dinklage, Brent Spiner
I still wonder how far the alien tech had infected humans & what was the purpose of it.
CBS bring this show back damnit!
Threshold (big budget SciFi TV)- starring Carla Gugino, Charles Dutton, Peter Dinklage, Brent Spiner
I still wonder how far the alien tech had infected humans & what was the purpose of it.
CBS bring this show back damnit!
Jenifer Lewis speaks for me.
"From November 25th to December 5th, We aint buyin' shit! We aint buyin' shit!"
"From November 25th to December 5th, We aint buyin' shit! We aint buyin' shit!"
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Jenifer Lewis speaks for me.
"From November 25th to December 5th, We aint buyin' shit! We aint buyin' shit!"
"From November 25th to December 5th, We aint buyin' shit! We aint buyin' shit!"
Ms. Jenifer Lewis speaks for me.
We aint buying nothing between November 25th and December 5th.
We aint buying nothing between November 25th and December 5th.
November 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Ms. Jenifer Lewis speaks for me.
We aint buying nothing between November 25th and December 5th.
We aint buying nothing between November 25th and December 5th.
Post something random or you'll have an aweful December
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Post something random or you'll have an aweful December
Blah, he dont like turkey.
He prefers dry kibble, its moister than turkey.
He prefers dry kibble, its moister than turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Blah, he dont like turkey.
He prefers dry kibble, its moister than turkey.
He prefers dry kibble, its moister than turkey.
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I sneak. I sneak. The lengths I go to to make sure my boys are comfortable.
Dug through boxes on Friday night as La Niña began & temperatures dropped. I found the heating pad I had for my previous geriatric cats.
I put it atop Atlas' Felt Cat Bungalow. Today, he found it. He's baking now.
#cats
Dug through boxes on Friday night as La Niña began & temperatures dropped. I found the heating pad I had for my previous geriatric cats.
I put it atop Atlas' Felt Cat Bungalow. Today, he found it. He's baking now.
#cats
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I sneak. I sneak. The lengths I go to to make sure my boys are comfortable.
Dug through boxes on Friday night as La Niña began & temperatures dropped. I found the heating pad I had for my previous geriatric cats.
I put it atop Atlas' Felt Cat Bungalow. Today, he found it. He's baking now.
#cats
Dug through boxes on Friday night as La Niña began & temperatures dropped. I found the heating pad I had for my previous geriatric cats.
I put it atop Atlas' Felt Cat Bungalow. Today, he found it. He's baking now.
#cats
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Found a pic of my Jamaican great-grandmother (my mom's dads mom).
She met a blond blue eyed Irishman who was immigrating to the US in about 1880. The Blondy proposed & they married aboard the ship to US.
US was not cool w/ their union so they went back to Ireland. They cameback to US aft 5yrs
She met a blond blue eyed Irishman who was immigrating to the US in about 1880. The Blondy proposed & they married aboard the ship to US.
US was not cool w/ their union so they went back to Ireland. They cameback to US aft 5yrs
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Found a pic of my Jamaican great-grandmother (my mom's dads mom).
She met a blond blue eyed Irishman who was immigrating to the US in about 1880. The Blondy proposed & they married aboard the ship to US.
US was not cool w/ their union so they went back to Ireland. They cameback to US aft 5yrs
She met a blond blue eyed Irishman who was immigrating to the US in about 1880. The Blondy proposed & they married aboard the ship to US.
US was not cool w/ their union so they went back to Ireland. They cameback to US aft 5yrs
Sorted through my photos & docs in my GDrive. It took hrs but bought back wonderful memories.
I managed to sort, label & organize my acquired memes. So many great memes acquired from people & places.
Three of my favorites of my favorite memes.
Do enjoy them as much as I do.
#memeacquistion
I managed to sort, label & organize my acquired memes. So many great memes acquired from people & places.
Three of my favorites of my favorite memes.
Do enjoy them as much as I do.
#memeacquistion
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Sorted through my photos & docs in my GDrive. It took hrs but bought back wonderful memories.
I managed to sort, label & organize my acquired memes. So many great memes acquired from people & places.
Three of my favorites of my favorite memes.
Do enjoy them as much as I do.
#memeacquistion
I managed to sort, label & organize my acquired memes. So many great memes acquired from people & places.
Three of my favorites of my favorite memes.
Do enjoy them as much as I do.
#memeacquistion
Last Pat I bought was somw special Holiday eye palette. Got it & was not impressed.
Natasha...Ive got 3 of her eye palettes. Some nice. So complementary on my skin then I look at her highlighters & lipsticks and just- yeah clearly not for my skintone. But CircoLoco won my ❤️ that Electrick blue
Natasha...Ive got 3 of her eye palettes. Some nice. So complementary on my skin then I look at her highlighters & lipsticks and just- yeah clearly not for my skintone. But CircoLoco won my ❤️ that Electrick blue
November 12, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Last Pat I bought was somw special Holiday eye palette. Got it & was not impressed.
Natasha...Ive got 3 of her eye palettes. Some nice. So complementary on my skin then I look at her highlighters & lipsticks and just- yeah clearly not for my skintone. But CircoLoco won my ❤️ that Electrick blue
Natasha...Ive got 3 of her eye palettes. Some nice. So complementary on my skin then I look at her highlighters & lipsticks and just- yeah clearly not for my skintone. But CircoLoco won my ❤️ that Electrick blue
Boom! Met my BSCA annual deductible at the end of October.
All other healthcare & prescriptions are paid by BSCA til 01/01/2026.
Compound fractures & aneurysms for everyone!
This is all because Worker's Compensation in CA is so shitty that its easier for me to use my insurance.
#HealthInsurance
All other healthcare & prescriptions are paid by BSCA til 01/01/2026.
Compound fractures & aneurysms for everyone!
This is all because Worker's Compensation in CA is so shitty that its easier for me to use my insurance.
#HealthInsurance
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Boom! Met my BSCA annual deductible at the end of October.
All other healthcare & prescriptions are paid by BSCA til 01/01/2026.
Compound fractures & aneurysms for everyone!
This is all because Worker's Compensation in CA is so shitty that its easier for me to use my insurance.
#HealthInsurance
All other healthcare & prescriptions are paid by BSCA til 01/01/2026.
Compound fractures & aneurysms for everyone!
This is all because Worker's Compensation in CA is so shitty that its easier for me to use my insurance.
#HealthInsurance
My veteran was only a veteran for 24yrs.
He retired after Bicentennial Day.
#VeteransDay2025
#FuckWeaklinkBonespursTrump
He retired after Bicentennial Day.
#VeteransDay2025
#FuckWeaklinkBonespursTrump
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My veteran was only a veteran for 24yrs.
He retired after Bicentennial Day.
#VeteransDay2025
#FuckWeaklinkBonespursTrump
He retired after Bicentennial Day.
#VeteransDay2025
#FuckWeaklinkBonespursTrump