Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith)
@hooray4kaiju.bsky.social
Kaiju are just like you and me. They like crushing and destroying things. They're nuclear powered. They scream when they can't remember their password and the bio-thingy doesn't recognize their fingerprint.
Entry-level Anarchist but taking classes!
Entry-level Anarchist but taking classes!
Pinned
On Saturday I witnessed a small rebellion.
I walked past this car. It had just parked in this spot.
As the driver got out, a golden leaf fell on the car. The car owner brushed it off angrily.
Why the hostility toward a leaf? I do not know.
I kept walking & glanced back to see the tree's attack.
I walked past this car. It had just parked in this spot.
As the driver got out, a golden leaf fell on the car. The car owner brushed it off angrily.
Why the hostility toward a leaf? I do not know.
I kept walking & glanced back to see the tree's attack.
December 23, 2025 at 7:12 AM
On Saturday I witnessed a small rebellion.
I walked past this car. It had just parked in this spot.
As the driver got out, a golden leaf fell on the car. The car owner brushed it off angrily.
Why the hostility toward a leaf? I do not know.
I kept walking & glanced back to see the tree's attack.
I walked past this car. It had just parked in this spot.
As the driver got out, a golden leaf fell on the car. The car owner brushed it off angrily.
Why the hostility toward a leaf? I do not know.
I kept walking & glanced back to see the tree's attack.
Atlas & me are watching Deadpool 3...wow its horrible.
Its just Ryan Reynolds self-indulgence & bad cameos.
Makes me ashamed to have a Deadpool license plate frame on my car.
Not a single actor in it is acting. Full pineapple covered pressed ham.
Actually, Atlas is asleep. It's that bad.
Its just Ryan Reynolds self-indulgence & bad cameos.
Makes me ashamed to have a Deadpool license plate frame on my car.
Not a single actor in it is acting. Full pineapple covered pressed ham.
Actually, Atlas is asleep. It's that bad.
December 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Atlas & me are watching Deadpool 3...wow its horrible.
Its just Ryan Reynolds self-indulgence & bad cameos.
Makes me ashamed to have a Deadpool license plate frame on my car.
Not a single actor in it is acting. Full pineapple covered pressed ham.
Actually, Atlas is asleep. It's that bad.
Its just Ryan Reynolds self-indulgence & bad cameos.
Makes me ashamed to have a Deadpool license plate frame on my car.
Not a single actor in it is acting. Full pineapple covered pressed ham.
Actually, Atlas is asleep. It's that bad.
Day three of brush the cats.
Accosted Pallas while he was watching TV.
It may seem like I'm going at him hard but I'm not otherwise he'd run. The brush easily gets to his down coat fur & removes the loose fur. Sleek & silky they way Bastet intended.
Job done.
#ChrisChristensenSlickerBrush
Accosted Pallas while he was watching TV.
It may seem like I'm going at him hard but I'm not otherwise he'd run. The brush easily gets to his down coat fur & removes the loose fur. Sleek & silky they way Bastet intended.
Job done.
#ChrisChristensenSlickerBrush
December 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Day three of brush the cats.
Accosted Pallas while he was watching TV.
It may seem like I'm going at him hard but I'm not otherwise he'd run. The brush easily gets to his down coat fur & removes the loose fur. Sleek & silky they way Bastet intended.
Job done.
#ChrisChristensenSlickerBrush
Accosted Pallas while he was watching TV.
It may seem like I'm going at him hard but I'm not otherwise he'd run. The brush easily gets to his down coat fur & removes the loose fur. Sleek & silky they way Bastet intended.
Job done.
#ChrisChristensenSlickerBrush
If you see this, post your favorite Star Wars character.
December 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If you see this, post your favorite Star Wars character.
Caturday was spent w/ this human outside in the wet running errands w/ aggravating people insteasd of being at home, unaggravated acting as the best cat furniture in the world.
December 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Caturday was spent w/ this human outside in the wet running errands w/ aggravating people insteasd of being at home, unaggravated acting as the best cat furniture in the world.
Hee hee. My hometown birthplace whatever you want to call it
December 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Hee hee. My hometown birthplace whatever you want to call it
The plane crash in Iredell took the life of a driver that I often rooted for on & off track.
Truly, one of the nicest, kindest, most generous people in NASCAR, Greg Biffle.
Greg always seemed a calm & steadfast guy in a world full of loud characters.
Greg, his wife & children all perished.
Truly, one of the nicest, kindest, most generous people in NASCAR, Greg Biffle.
Greg always seemed a calm & steadfast guy in a world full of loud characters.
Greg, his wife & children all perished.
December 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The plane crash in Iredell took the life of a driver that I often rooted for on & off track.
Truly, one of the nicest, kindest, most generous people in NASCAR, Greg Biffle.
Greg always seemed a calm & steadfast guy in a world full of loud characters.
Greg, his wife & children all perished.
Truly, one of the nicest, kindest, most generous people in NASCAR, Greg Biffle.
Greg always seemed a calm & steadfast guy in a world full of loud characters.
Greg, his wife & children all perished.
I just want to take a moment to acknowledge that I used to be a diehard NASCAR fan.
News of a private jet in Iredell NC made my heart race & worry overcame me.
"That's the airport the drivers use. Oh no, its a NASCAR & probably his family on that plane! Please let the plane be empty."
💔
News of a private jet in Iredell NC made my heart race & worry overcame me.
"That's the airport the drivers use. Oh no, its a NASCAR & probably his family on that plane! Please let the plane be empty."
💔
December 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I just want to take a moment to acknowledge that I used to be a diehard NASCAR fan.
News of a private jet in Iredell NC made my heart race & worry overcame me.
"That's the airport the drivers use. Oh no, its a NASCAR & probably his family on that plane! Please let the plane be empty."
💔
News of a private jet in Iredell NC made my heart race & worry overcame me.
"That's the airport the drivers use. Oh no, its a NASCAR & probably his family on that plane! Please let the plane be empty."
💔
I think he looks like someone failed at cloning Garrison Keiller & Jimmy Neutron at the same time.
December 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I think he looks like someone failed at cloning Garrison Keiller & Jimmy Neutron at the same time.
This is really what AI is...a way for people who cant think to pretend to think. A way for people who cant create art to pretend to create art. A way for people who cant write coherently to pretend to write.
A way for people who cannot think rationally, critically or reasonably to NOT have to think
A way for people who cannot think rationally, critically or reasonably to NOT have to think
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This is really what AI is...a way for people who cant think to pretend to think. A way for people who cant create art to pretend to create art. A way for people who cant write coherently to pretend to write.
A way for people who cannot think rationally, critically or reasonably to NOT have to think
A way for people who cannot think rationally, critically or reasonably to NOT have to think
I enjoy Dermalogica but their weird style choices for emails to consumers are fucking horrible.
Who the fuck thought that light grey type on a white page was a great way to send an email announcing price changes to a customers.
If you dont have an eye problem you will after trying to read this
Who the fuck thought that light grey type on a white page was a great way to send an email announcing price changes to a customers.
If you dont have an eye problem you will after trying to read this
December 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I enjoy Dermalogica but their weird style choices for emails to consumers are fucking horrible.
Who the fuck thought that light grey type on a white page was a great way to send an email announcing price changes to a customers.
If you dont have an eye problem you will after trying to read this
Who the fuck thought that light grey type on a white page was a great way to send an email announcing price changes to a customers.
If you dont have an eye problem you will after trying to read this
Question for normal ppl-
I was told that bandanas are really just colorful handkerchiefs.
If you have bandanas, have you ever used a bandana to blow your nose etc?
Or do you use your bandana as a head scarf/wrap, neckerkhief, face covering or headband AND use it to blow your nose?
#ADHDthoughts
I was told that bandanas are really just colorful handkerchiefs.
If you have bandanas, have you ever used a bandana to blow your nose etc?
Or do you use your bandana as a head scarf/wrap, neckerkhief, face covering or headband AND use it to blow your nose?
#ADHDthoughts
December 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Question for normal ppl-
I was told that bandanas are really just colorful handkerchiefs.
If you have bandanas, have you ever used a bandana to blow your nose etc?
Or do you use your bandana as a head scarf/wrap, neckerkhief, face covering or headband AND use it to blow your nose?
#ADHDthoughts
I was told that bandanas are really just colorful handkerchiefs.
If you have bandanas, have you ever used a bandana to blow your nose etc?
Or do you use your bandana as a head scarf/wrap, neckerkhief, face covering or headband AND use it to blow your nose?
#ADHDthoughts
Humble brag on my parents -
When I was little, I would snoop in my parents walk-in closet. I stumbled on a stash of trophies.
My parents were champion couple bowlers in their late 20s thru 30s. They competed in all the USN competitions on base. Serious bowlers. CHAMPS
They sent me to Bowling Camp.
When I was little, I would snoop in my parents walk-in closet. I stumbled on a stash of trophies.
My parents were champion couple bowlers in their late 20s thru 30s. They competed in all the USN competitions on base. Serious bowlers. CHAMPS
They sent me to Bowling Camp.
a man and a woman are dancing on a checkerboard floor
Alt: a man and a woman are bowling on a checkerboard floor
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Humble brag on my parents -
When I was little, I would snoop in my parents walk-in closet. I stumbled on a stash of trophies.
My parents were champion couple bowlers in their late 20s thru 30s. They competed in all the USN competitions on base. Serious bowlers. CHAMPS
They sent me to Bowling Camp.
When I was little, I would snoop in my parents walk-in closet. I stumbled on a stash of trophies.
My parents were champion couple bowlers in their late 20s thru 30s. They competed in all the USN competitions on base. Serious bowlers. CHAMPS
They sent me to Bowling Camp.
My boy Pallas has discovered that other cats exist aside frm his bro Atlas. The problem is these "other cats" are on TV
He wants to talk to these "other cats" when they meow from the screen. It distresses my boy that they dont hear him.
Cat TV content will now be muted to protect the sensitive boy
He wants to talk to these "other cats" when they meow from the screen. It distresses my boy that they dont hear him.
Cat TV content will now be muted to protect the sensitive boy
December 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My boy Pallas has discovered that other cats exist aside frm his bro Atlas. The problem is these "other cats" are on TV
He wants to talk to these "other cats" when they meow from the screen. It distresses my boy that they dont hear him.
Cat TV content will now be muted to protect the sensitive boy
He wants to talk to these "other cats" when they meow from the screen. It distresses my boy that they dont hear him.
Cat TV content will now be muted to protect the sensitive boy
That's a nice earthquake you have there.
December 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
That's a nice earthquake you have there.
Ours is always this dude wearing a sweatshirt regardless of weather. If its raining he adds a jacket over the sweatshirt. Its true to life.
December 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ours is always this dude wearing a sweatshirt regardless of weather. If its raining he adds a jacket over the sweatshirt. Its true to life.
@cvantifascists.bsky.social did y'all see this? Keep that energy up in VTA unmasking & blasting these fuckers.
December 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
@cvantifascists.bsky.social did y'all see this? Keep that energy up in VTA unmasking & blasting these fuckers.
Good on this man.
He locked ICE out when they showed up.
He locked ICE out when they showed up.
Saturday, 12/6/2025, Wayne Davis, mgr of a Brother Food Mart in Kenner, LA, did something not many people would do: he noticed ICE in the lot, and when a customer was nervous, he electronically locked the door.
BTW, this is Steve Scalise's district (R- LA, 1)
#ProudBlue
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📹: brownchubbybear/TT
BTW, this is Steve Scalise's district (R- LA, 1)
#ProudBlue
1/2
📹: brownchubbybear/TT
December 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Good on this man.
He locked ICE out when they showed up.
He locked ICE out when they showed up.
Reposted by Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith)
Bloop.
Good morning 🌞 and Happy Monday 💃🏽 dolls! I hope everyone has a magnificent day today!
December 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Bloop.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculine.
December 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculine.
I propose a catchy new signage for these United States.
"Welcome to the United States of America. Our government may murder you w/o cause or justification.
Visitors may be beaten/detained for not being citizens of The United States of America even though you're just visiting.
Enjoy your stay!"
"Welcome to the United States of America. Our government may murder you w/o cause or justification.
Visitors may be beaten/detained for not being citizens of The United States of America even though you're just visiting.
Enjoy your stay!"
December 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I propose a catchy new signage for these United States.
"Welcome to the United States of America. Our government may murder you w/o cause or justification.
Visitors may be beaten/detained for not being citizens of The United States of America even though you're just visiting.
Enjoy your stay!"
"Welcome to the United States of America. Our government may murder you w/o cause or justification.
Visitors may be beaten/detained for not being citizens of The United States of America even though you're just visiting.
Enjoy your stay!"
Oops its Orphan Crushing Machine.
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Oops its Orphan Crushing Machine.
Is it an Orphan Stomping Machine or an Immigrant Stomping Machine or both?
They both are horrible.
They both are horrible.
December 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Is it an Orphan Stomping Machine or an Immigrant Stomping Machine or both?
They both are horrible.
They both are horrible.
What to do?
What to do?
My building's property management says in the lease that certain breeds of dog are banned from the building. Breeds like German Shepherd, Doberman, Rottweiler basically dogs who have a "bad" reputation.
Those breeds are bad breeds by any stretch.
What to do?
My building's property management says in the lease that certain breeds of dog are banned from the building. Breeds like German Shepherd, Doberman, Rottweiler basically dogs who have a "bad" reputation.
Those breeds are bad breeds by any stretch.
December 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
What to do?
What to do?
My building's property management says in the lease that certain breeds of dog are banned from the building. Breeds like German Shepherd, Doberman, Rottweiler basically dogs who have a "bad" reputation.
Those breeds are bad breeds by any stretch.
What to do?
My building's property management says in the lease that certain breeds of dog are banned from the building. Breeds like German Shepherd, Doberman, Rottweiler basically dogs who have a "bad" reputation.
Those breeds are bad breeds by any stretch.