@hoopspringseternal.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 2:08 PM
SNL pitch:
Bowen Yang comes back as the party balloon dressed as (the balloon version of) Dora the Explorer.
They explains that they were self-deporting to avoid ICE agents and were almost across the border when they were shot down by CBP lasers.
Bowen Yang comes back as the party balloon dressed as (the balloon version of) Dora the Explorer.
They explains that they were self-deporting to avoid ICE agents and were almost across the border when they were shot down by CBP lasers.
February 12, 2026 at 1:56 PM
SNL pitch:
Bowen Yang comes back as the party balloon dressed as (the balloon version of) Dora the Explorer.
They explains that they were self-deporting to avoid ICE agents and were almost across the border when they were shot down by CBP lasers.
Bowen Yang comes back as the party balloon dressed as (the balloon version of) Dora the Explorer.
They explains that they were self-deporting to avoid ICE agents and were almost across the border when they were shot down by CBP lasers.
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
I have never followed Davos much less watched it in real time. This year was wild! I assume the wild speeches, reckless claims for land, and threat of economic sanctions is typical. Should I go back and binge past seasons?
January 21, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I have never followed Davos much less watched it in real time. This year was wild! I assume the wild speeches, reckless claims for land, and threat of economic sanctions is typical. Should I go back and binge past seasons?
I feel like @hollyanderson.bsky.social will have an opinion on Pignetti.
And to save you the time, Pignetti is an Italian restaurant chain in Texas.
pignettis.com
And to save you the time, Pignetti is an Italian restaurant chain in Texas.
pignettis.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I feel like @hollyanderson.bsky.social will have an opinion on Pignetti.
And to save you the time, Pignetti is an Italian restaurant chain in Texas.
pignettis.com
And to save you the time, Pignetti is an Italian restaurant chain in Texas.
pignettis.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:38 PM
My high school senior sent this to me unprompted. He is ready for a liberal arts college.
#ProudPapa
#ProudPapa
January 19, 2026 at 3:51 PM
My high school senior sent this to me unprompted. He is ready for a liberal arts college.
#ProudPapa
#ProudPapa
The ICE budget, $27.7B, is nearly as much as Canada spends on its military and more than Turkey and Spain.
Occupation is not an inaccurate frame for its activities.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
Occupation is not an inaccurate frame for its activities.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
January 15, 2026 at 11:37 AM
The ICE budget, $27.7B, is nearly as much as Canada spends on its military and more than Turkey and Spain.
Occupation is not an inaccurate frame for its activities.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
Occupation is not an inaccurate frame for its activities.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
Best line:
"Josef began collecting in 1984 after he received a single snow globe as a gift.
Friends continued to buy them for him and one day, he realized that he could also just buy them himself."
www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2025/12...
"Josef began collecting in 1984 after he received a single snow globe as a gift.
Friends continued to buy them for him and one day, he realized that he could also just buy them himself."
www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2025/12...
Man with THOUSANDS of snow globes takes us on tour of his very own winter wonderland
Josef Kardinal (Germany) has filled his home with thousands of snow globes and officially has the world's largest collection of them.
www.guinnessworldrecords.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Best line:
"Josef began collecting in 1984 after he received a single snow globe as a gift.
Friends continued to buy them for him and one day, he realized that he could also just buy them himself."
www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2025/12...
"Josef began collecting in 1984 after he received a single snow globe as a gift.
Friends continued to buy them for him and one day, he realized that he could also just buy them himself."
www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2025/12...
RFK's influence on the youth is not just through altered vaccine schedules.
MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
RFK's influence on the youth is not just through altered vaccine schedules.
LBJ also had a ballroom project. And he insisted on sourcing from an American manufacturer. But he believed in subsidizing health care, so there is that difference.
youtu.be/nR_myjOr0OU?...
youtu.be/nR_myjOr0OU?...
LBJ Orders Pants
YouTube video by pthiso
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
LBJ also had a ballroom project. And he insisted on sourcing from an American manufacturer. But he believed in subsidizing health care, so there is that difference.
youtu.be/nR_myjOr0OU?...
youtu.be/nR_myjOr0OU?...
I asked Google to play music inspired by existentialism. It chose Bohemian Rhapsody.
Not sure if that is an inspired or bad choice.
Not sure if that is an inspired or bad choice.
December 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I asked Google to play music inspired by existentialism. It chose Bohemian Rhapsody.
Not sure if that is an inspired or bad choice.
Not sure if that is an inspired or bad choice.
A NYT article on font choice rather than calling nationalities "garbage", lying about basic facts, violating international laws, violating domestic laws, self-enrichment, and deporting innocent people without due process might be Rubio's greatest success this year.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
At State Dept., a Typeface Falls Victim in the War Against Woke
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
A NYT article on font choice rather than calling nationalities "garbage", lying about basic facts, violating international laws, violating domestic laws, self-enrichment, and deporting innocent people without due process might be Rubio's greatest success this year.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
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This is such a deep cut, lmaooo
"International Hoops Terms With Cleanthony Early" has to be the wildest sports category in Jeopardy! history.
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
This is such a deep cut, lmaooo
Definitely not S tier burgers
www.sfgate.com/food/article...
www.sfgate.com/food/article...
November 3, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Definitely not S tier burgers
www.sfgate.com/food/article...
www.sfgate.com/food/article...
I have difficulty seeing how a movie about exchanging sheep for bricks and screwing your neighbor by pointing a bandit towards them will be a critical or box office success.
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
‘Catan’ Movies and TV Series in the Works at Netflix
Netflix has acquired the global film and TV rights to Catan
variety.com
October 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I have difficulty seeing how a movie about exchanging sheep for bricks and screwing your neighbor by pointing a bandit towards them will be a critical or box office success.
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
“It won’t interfere with the current building. It won’t be. It’ll be near it but not touching it — and pays total respect to the existing building, which I’m the biggest fan of,” Trump said during an executive order signing in July.
October 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“It won’t interfere with the current building. It won’t be. It’ll be near it but not touching it — and pays total respect to the existing building, which I’m the biggest fan of,” Trump said during an executive order signing in July.
October 17, 2025 at 9:57 AM
10 Plagues of Egypt:
1) Blood
2) Frogs
3) Lice
4) Wild animals / flies
5) Pestilence
...
10 Plagues of Portland
1) Protestors
2) Chickens
3) Frogs
4) Naked bike riders
5) ...
What's next?
youtu.be/bw5zxdSObso
1) Blood
2) Frogs
3) Lice
4) Wild animals / flies
5) Pestilence
...
10 Plagues of Portland
1) Protestors
2) Chickens
3) Frogs
4) Naked bike riders
5) ...
What's next?
youtu.be/bw5zxdSObso
A Message From The Frog Resistance
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
October 15, 2025 at 10:30 AM
10 Plagues of Egypt:
1) Blood
2) Frogs
3) Lice
4) Wild animals / flies
5) Pestilence
...
10 Plagues of Portland
1) Protestors
2) Chickens
3) Frogs
4) Naked bike riders
5) ...
What's next?
youtu.be/bw5zxdSObso
1) Blood
2) Frogs
3) Lice
4) Wild animals / flies
5) Pestilence
...
10 Plagues of Portland
1) Protestors
2) Chickens
3) Frogs
4) Naked bike riders
5) ...
What's next?
youtu.be/bw5zxdSObso
I did not waste my morning
September 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I did not waste my morning
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This is an archived government report that found that “Since 1990, far-right extremists have committed far more ideologically motivated homicides than far-left or radical Islamist extremists.”
It existed yesterday and is gone today.
It existed yesterday and is gone today.
What NIJ Research Tells Us About Domestic Terrorism
Militant, nationalistic, white supremacist violent extremism has increased in the United States. In fact, the number of far-right attacks continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic...
web.archive.org
September 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
This is an archived government report that found that “Since 1990, far-right extremists have committed far more ideologically motivated homicides than far-left or radical Islamist extremists.”
It existed yesterday and is gone today.
It existed yesterday and is gone today.
Curious George knew that The Man in the Yellow Hat would buy $50,000 in $TRUMP to secure a Presidential pardon.
August 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Curious George knew that The Man in the Yellow Hat would buy $50,000 in $TRUMP to secure a Presidential pardon.
How to ensure that you are asked to lead only one meeting your entire career
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/fac...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/fac...
August 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
How to ensure that you are asked to lead only one meeting your entire career
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/fac...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/fac...
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Oddly, this does not appear to be about the engagement news.
August 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Oddly, this does not appear to be about the engagement news.