What I'm assuming is the next person just out of frame to the right is wearing the "McDonnell Douglas: "We'll [Redacted] You!"" shirt, just to triple down on things.

"By simply inserting into a CANDMoo reactor and bombarding with mootrons for a prescribed length of time—"

*Passes you through multiple cascades of centrifuges after turning you into a gaseous form.*

This might take a few hours, but I'm told it's effective.

And this, THIS is one of the coolest satellite images ever taken. A super high-resolution pass of Melissa's eye shortly before landfall

The cloud structure is incredible. You can see massive waves in the ocean, and EVEN the gradient of the winds near the edge of the eye from the streaky whitewater!

There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:

Somewhere on the flagship of the Dub-U, a few crewmembers quietly ask whether or not they get royalties with a few hundred years of interest in this scenario.

So I'm listening to the Oldsmobile Diesel episode right now BUT RIGHT AFTER THAT, I'M LISTENING TO THIS!