𝕿𝖔 𝕻𝖎𝖒𝖕 𝖆 𝕮𝖆𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖎𝖆𝖓 🖤
@hoochieprophet.bsky.social
Writer/Artist sometimes • Lover of Black Women 🏳️🌈🖤 • Libra ☀️ Cancer 🌙 Aries ⬆️
This exactly how I'd be cheesing for my mug shot after making him touch every wall in that house
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This exactly how I'd be cheesing for my mug shot after making him touch every wall in that house
So I've had two separate dreams about trying to escape my city and run south whilst the city gets bombed.
I usually dream of normal zombie apocalypses, but actual bombings felt so different.
I usually dream of normal zombie apocalypses, but actual bombings felt so different.
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 AM
So I've had two separate dreams about trying to escape my city and run south whilst the city gets bombed.
I usually dream of normal zombie apocalypses, but actual bombings felt so different.
I usually dream of normal zombie apocalypses, but actual bombings felt so different.
If I crash out over my hibachi being cold, is that doing too much or naw?
November 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If I crash out over my hibachi being cold, is that doing too much or naw?
Aight now...
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Aight now...
Don't ever say this shit again in your life.
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Don't ever say this shit again in your life.
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30/Libra/Surviving off sheer spite alone 🖤
I like music, writing and reading fiction and fanfiction, and art.
30/Libra/Surviving off sheer spite alone 🖤
I like music, writing and reading fiction and fanfiction, and art.
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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30/Libra/Surviving off sheer spite alone 🖤
I like music, writing and reading fiction and fanfiction, and art.
30/Libra/Surviving off sheer spite alone 🖤
I like music, writing and reading fiction and fanfiction, and art.
Ohh I see, and girl it was wild back then. Like idk why my parents let me have Internet access but I loved it because I'd be writing chapter books for fun and running them proof readers like the Marines
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Ohh I see, and girl it was wild back then. Like idk why my parents let me have Internet access but I loved it because I'd be writing chapter books for fun and running them proof readers like the Marines
Oh you funny 🤣🤣
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Oh you funny 🤣🤣
What do you call it when a necrophile gets a woody?
Mourning Wood.
Mourning Wood.
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
What do you call it when a necrophile gets a woody?
Mourning Wood.
Mourning Wood.
This the real hear me out, and I’m ready for this conversation (I’m ovulating)
May 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
This the real hear me out, and I’m ready for this conversation (I’m ovulating)
I just wanna see what you see, chief
May 29, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I just wanna see what you see, chief
Y’all in here LUSTING over Shrek???
That’s a married man!
Harlots! 🗣️🗣️
That’s a married man!
Harlots! 🗣️🗣️
May 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Y’all in here LUSTING over Shrek???
That’s a married man!
Harlots! 🗣️🗣️
That’s a married man!
Harlots! 🗣️🗣️
Guess whose jewelry came today!!!! I’m so happy 😍😍 I got two anklets too but y’all ain’t getting free feet pics
April 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Guess whose jewelry came today!!!! I’m so happy 😍😍 I got two anklets too but y’all ain’t getting free feet pics
I’ve got no one else to be this weird with but—-
LOOK WHAT I JUST DID 😭😭
LOOK WHAT I JUST DID 😭😭
March 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I’ve got no one else to be this weird with but—-
LOOK WHAT I JUST DID 😭😭
LOOK WHAT I JUST DID 😭😭
Yeah you added them jobs BECAUSE YOU FIRED EVERY TF BODY!
March 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Yeah you added them jobs BECAUSE YOU FIRED EVERY TF BODY!
Drop something WHITE
My granny
My granny
February 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Drop something WHITE
My granny
My granny
Me after you asked, “You need dat?” Because yes, actually, I do need that. I’d love that.
February 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Me after you asked, “You need dat?” Because yes, actually, I do need that. I’d love that.
“Say, Drake?”
February 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
“Say, Drake?”
I can’t wait to see what yall say
February 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I can’t wait to see what yall say
@ me having just baked peanut butter cookies
February 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
@ me having just baked peanut butter cookies
Mini-reup since I ate my last edibles the other day
February 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Mini-reup since I ate my last edibles the other day
Wait—did I turn on the dryer??
February 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Wait—did I turn on the dryer??