𝕿𝖔 𝕻𝖎𝖒𝖕 𝖆 𝕮𝖆𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖎𝖆𝖓 🖤
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𝕿𝖔 𝕻𝖎𝖒𝖕 𝖆 𝕮𝖆𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖎𝖆𝖓 🖤
@hoochieprophet.bsky.social
Writer/Artist sometimes • Lover of Black Women 🏳️‍🌈🖤 • Libra ☀️ Cancer 🌙 Aries ⬆️
This exactly how I'd be cheesing for my mug shot after making him touch every wall in that house
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
So I've had two separate dreams about trying to escape my city and run south whilst the city gets bombed.

I usually dream of normal zombie apocalypses, but actual bombings felt so different.
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 AM
If I crash out over my hibachi being cold, is that doing too much or naw?
November 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Aight now...
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Don't ever say this shit again in your life.
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Pinned post update;

30/Libra/Surviving off sheer spite alone 🖤

I like music, writing and reading fiction and fanfiction, and art.
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Ohh I see, and girl it was wild back then. Like idk why my parents let me have Internet access but I loved it because I'd be writing chapter books for fun and running them proof readers like the Marines
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Oh you funny 🤣🤣
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
What do you call it when a necrophile gets a woody?

Mourning Wood.
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This the real hear me out, and I’m ready for this conversation (I’m ovulating)
May 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I just wanna see what you see, chief
May 29, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Y’all in here LUSTING over Shrek???

That’s a married man!

Harlots! 🗣️🗣️
May 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
May 29, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Guess whose jewelry came today!!!! I’m so happy 😍😍 I got two anklets too but y’all ain’t getting free feet pics
April 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I’ve got no one else to be this weird with but—-

LOOK WHAT I JUST DID 😭😭
March 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Yeah you added them jobs BECAUSE YOU FIRED EVERY TF BODY!
March 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Drop something WHITE

My granny
February 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
February 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Me after you asked, “You need dat?” Because yes, actually, I do need that. I’d love that.
February 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
“Say, Drake?”
February 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
February 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I can’t wait to see what yall say
February 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
@ me having just baked peanut butter cookies
February 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Mini-reup since I ate my last edibles the other day
February 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Wait—did I turn on the dryer??
February 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM