we’ll find out by cranial implant that women have been declared illegal by RFK’s Kuato tumor because it suspects that expectant mothers can will their baby to become a genderqueer fluoride succubus

Red Dirt Girl by Emmylou Harris hollers from my heart every time I start to say I don’t like country music

cheeky arch villain pope De Niro can’t go wrong

I hope we get at least two action pope movies out of this. Liam Neeson eviscerating undead papal nazi legions with a blessed mace

Imagine taking a halberd to the face from that guy. An attempt on the pope’s life might look like all the renaissance faire vendors suddenly going berserker Statham

This is the funniest thread I have ever read