Eli
@homophile.bsky.social
Amanda Godfried the mother you are
December 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Amanda Godfried the mother you are
You sit on one fake Santa’s lap and all of a sudden it’s holly jolly mode
December 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
You sit on one fake Santa’s lap and all of a sudden it’s holly jolly mode
Getting to know my niece astronomically
December 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Getting to know my niece astronomically
Realized I wasn’t tracking arm day half way through
December 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Realized I wasn’t tracking arm day half way through
Have to pack a weeks worth of outfits into a carry on oh brother
December 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Have to pack a weeks worth of outfits into a carry on oh brother
My niece is being born as i hit this pen and eat pizza
December 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My niece is being born as i hit this pen and eat pizza
Trekking to my haircut brb
December 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Trekking to my haircut brb
Woke up to a booty call at 2 am and got dug out
December 14, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Woke up to a booty call at 2 am and got dug out
Overdue for a situationship that’ll ruin my life… watch this space
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Overdue for a situationship that’ll ruin my life… watch this space
I’ve reached levels of relaxed previously unknown by my body
December 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’ve reached levels of relaxed previously unknown by my body
Spa day with the boysssss
December 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Spa day with the boysssss
Have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this ?
December 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this ?
The way I’m a grown man
December 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The way I’m a grown man
I already know my Annual Solar Power trek is gonna hit different after my first Chicago winter is done
December 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I already know my Annual Solar Power trek is gonna hit different after my first Chicago winter is done
Sat for all 4.5 hrs of this + a burger 😋
December 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Sat for all 4.5 hrs of this + a burger 😋
On my way! To watch a football game send gay vibes
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
On my way! To watch a football game send gay vibes
Work holiday party let’s break some HR rules
December 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Work holiday party let’s break some HR rules
Could you tell today’s workout was powered by Jade
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Could you tell today’s workout was powered by Jade
Tried to help you but it didn’t matter
You’re a Natural at Disaster
You’re a Natural at Disaster
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Tried to help you but it didn’t matter
You’re a Natural at Disaster
You’re a Natural at Disaster