Eli
@homophile.bsky.social
Getting to know my niece astronomically
December 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Getting to know my niece astronomically
Realized I wasn’t tracking arm day half way through
December 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Realized I wasn’t tracking arm day half way through
No jade? Oh okay
Barack Obama shares his favorite songs of 2025.
It includes BLACKPINK, Lady Gaga, SZA, Chappell Roan, ROSALÍA, Olivia Dean, Laufey, and more.
It includes BLACKPINK, Lady Gaga, SZA, Chappell Roan, ROSALÍA, Olivia Dean, Laufey, and more.
December 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
No jade? Oh okay
Have to pack a weeks worth of outfits into a carry on oh brother
December 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Have to pack a weeks worth of outfits into a carry on oh brother
My niece is being born as i hit this pen and eat pizza
December 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My niece is being born as i hit this pen and eat pizza
Saw high 30s and severely underestimated how cold I’d be going from loop to uptown and back
December 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Saw high 30s and severely underestimated how cold I’d be going from loop to uptown and back
Trekking to my haircut brb
December 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Trekking to my haircut brb
Nothing a good piping can’t fix 😇
December 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Nothing a good piping can’t fix 😇
IS ANYONE GOING TO SEE MEREDITH NEXT SATURDAY?? None of my friends knew who that was 🤦♂️🧍
December 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
IS ANYONE GOING TO SEE MEREDITH NEXT SATURDAY?? None of my friends knew who that was 🤦♂️🧍
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Woke up to a booty call at 2 am and got dug out
December 14, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Woke up to a booty call at 2 am and got dug out
Woke up to a booty call at 2 am and got dug out
December 14, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Woke up to a booty call at 2 am and got dug out
Overdue for a situationship that’ll ruin my life… watch this space
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Overdue for a situationship that’ll ruin my life… watch this space
I’ve reached levels of relaxed previously unknown by my body
December 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’ve reached levels of relaxed previously unknown by my body
Spa day with the boysssss
December 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Spa day with the boysssss
Have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this ?
December 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this ?
The way I’m a grown man
December 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The way I’m a grown man
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PUSS PUSS ’97 ON THE NUMBER PLATE
September 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
PUSS PUSS ’97 ON THE NUMBER PLATE
Love myself by Hailee Seinfeld came on shuffle and I felt so
a group of people are sitting in a dark room and laughing .
ALT: a group of people are sitting in a dark room and laughing .
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Love myself by Hailee Seinfeld came on shuffle and I felt so
Nothing like an all hands meeting to remind me how much I hate business. Oh we’re 32% ahead of our q1 goal but 13% behind eoy goal? Kys you can’t grow forever!!
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Nothing like an all hands meeting to remind me how much I hate business. Oh we’re 32% ahead of our q1 goal but 13% behind eoy goal? Kys you can’t grow forever!!
Was good but Cailee Spaeny was criminally underused
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Was good but Cailee Spaeny was criminally underused