charlotte brontësaurus
@homewarddemon.bsky.social
I am no archaeopteryx; and no net ensnares me
this is like the share on facebook feature on porn sites but more humiliating
v1.112 is live!
We’re launching Find Friends, a contact import feature that helps you find people you know on Bluesky.
Try it! In the mobile app, go to Settings → Find friends from contacts.
Read how we took a more secure approach to this than other platforms: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
We’re launching Find Friends, a contact import feature that helps you find people you know on Bluesky.
Try it! In the mobile app, go to Settings → Find friends from contacts.
Read how we took a more secure approach to this than other platforms: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 AM
this is like the share on facebook feature on porn sites but more humiliating
dj sabrina the teenage dj attempts to bamboozle reviewers by calling the worst on her new album ‘my favourite’
December 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
dj sabrina the teenage dj attempts to bamboozle reviewers by calling the worst on her new album ‘my favourite’
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cbt stands for charlotte brontësaurus therapy
November 25, 2024 at 3:11 AM
cbt stands for charlotte brontësaurus therapy
the game awards are clearly out of step with what the general public want
December 14, 2025 at 8:57 AM
the game awards are clearly out of step with what the general public want
i keep thinking really hard about people i haven’t talked to in years messaging me out of nowhere but they never do it. i guess i have to develop stronger psychic abilities if i ever want to talk to them again
December 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
i keep thinking really hard about people i haven’t talked to in years messaging me out of nowhere but they never do it. i guess i have to develop stronger psychic abilities if i ever want to talk to them again
imagine how different australian politics would be if they let trans people dj on the radio instead of at furry raves. that’s one of the most senior policy consultant positions in this country
December 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
imagine how different australian politics would be if they let trans people dj on the radio instead of at furry raves. that’s one of the most senior policy consultant positions in this country
going to have to rewrite my inaugural cult leader speech so i don’t get done for plagiarism
December 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
going to have to rewrite my inaugural cult leader speech so i don’t get done for plagiarism
i guess the government was worried too many people thought the social media ban was well-intentioned so they needed to project a hitlerite slogan onto the bridge to clarify things
December 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
i guess the government was worried too many people thought the social media ban was well-intentioned so they needed to project a hitlerite slogan onto the bridge to clarify things
can’t believe i forgot how to do anything for three years until underscores reinvented doing things
December 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
can’t believe i forgot how to do anything for three years until underscores reinvented doing things
it’s important to remember that your hair looks much better when you put things in it. like a tractor or dinosuar
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 AM
it’s important to remember that your hair looks much better when you put things in it. like a tractor or dinosuar
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
i agree the purpose was more to check that students had done the reading than to assess the quality of the response. that makes giving a zero more justified in this case, not less
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
i agree the purpose was more to check that students had done the reading than to assess the quality of the response. that makes giving a zero more justified in this case, not less
there will be a heavy focus on elevator music as well as tavern
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 AM
there will be a heavy focus on elevator music as well as tavern
i know i have a little bit of debate bro in me because sometimes i feel like with enough facts and logic i can convince my therapist that i’m perfectly mentally healthy and my behaviour is actually a consequence of being an inherently bad person
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
i know i have a little bit of debate bro in me because sometimes i feel like with enough facts and logic i can convince my therapist that i’m perfectly mentally healthy and my behaviour is actually a consequence of being an inherently bad person
mathematics would be so cool if there were a way to do it without suicidal ideation
November 30, 2025 at 9:20 AM
mathematics would be so cool if there were a way to do it without suicidal ideation
i’m mostly in agreement with marriage abolition arguments but it would be really convenient to have an excuse to change my surname that wouldn’t offend my parents
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
i’m mostly in agreement with marriage abolition arguments but it would be really convenient to have an excuse to change my surname that wouldn’t offend my parents
i am revoking joe biden’s autopenis immediately
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
i am revoking joe biden’s autopenis immediately
there should be a way to feel okay without completely blocking out all thoughts. this would be very useful and i can’t believe no one has discovered it yet
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 PM
there should be a way to feel okay without completely blocking out all thoughts. this would be very useful and i can’t believe no one has discovered it yet
hate being in a time zone significantly ahead of the united states because i always get tricked by release dates. what do you mean it’s the day after and i still can’t listen to the new rxk nephew
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
hate being in a time zone significantly ahead of the united states because i always get tricked by release dates. what do you mean it’s the day after and i still can’t listen to the new rxk nephew
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maybe terry's friend was snuffbait???
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
maybe terry's friend was snuffbait???
scientists are frantically trying to discover an activity that charlotte brontësaurus isn’t too lazy for. many theorists postulate that no such activity exists
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
scientists are frantically trying to discover an activity that charlotte brontësaurus isn’t too lazy for. many theorists postulate that no such activity exists
i’m charlotte burgersaurus
burger. burgersaurus 🦕
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
i’m charlotte burgersaurus
i knew there was a reason i hadn’t unsubscribed from these spam emails yet
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
i knew there was a reason i hadn’t unsubscribed from these spam emails yet
burger. burgersaurus 🦕
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 AM
burger. burgersaurus 🦕
they padlocked the pronoun pin basket to a table lmao
apparently the basket with all the pronoun pins where i work has disappeared lmao. whoever took them all must be overflowing with gender right now
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
they padlocked the pronoun pin basket to a table lmao