Hierophant
@holyhierophant.bsky.social
21+, Gamer, Autistic, Grad Student, Demi, Goth, and Bardic Vampire.
Lover of: Dungeons & Dragons, Magic the Gathering (EDH), Vampire the Masquerade, and Overwatch 2.
Illrigger. Malkavian.
As above, so below; as below, so above.
MDNI 🔞
Lover of: Dungeons & Dragons, Magic the Gathering (EDH), Vampire the Masquerade, and Overwatch 2.
Illrigger. Malkavian.
As above, so below; as below, so above.
MDNI 🔞
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I haven’t done a #promosky in a really long while
I’m Hierophant, if you’re 18+ come talk nerdy with me!
🖤 Overwatch
🖤 DnD
🖤 VtM
🖤 MTG
🖤 Zelda
🖤 Enshrouded
🖤 BG3
🖤 Anime
🖤 Star Wars
🖤 Mental Health
🖤 Cdrama / Kdrama
🖤 Tattoos
🖤 Goth - music, culture, etc
🖤 Occult and witchcraft
🖤 Dogs and cats
I’m Hierophant, if you’re 18+ come talk nerdy with me!
🖤 Overwatch
🖤 DnD
🖤 VtM
🖤 MTG
🖤 Zelda
🖤 Enshrouded
🖤 BG3
🖤 Anime
🖤 Star Wars
🖤 Mental Health
🖤 Cdrama / Kdrama
🖤 Tattoos
🖤 Goth - music, culture, etc
🖤 Occult and witchcraft
🖤 Dogs and cats
Instead of getting toxic and ranting at other players while playing Overwatch, I’ve decided to take a more centred and grounded approach
…and yet… NO ONE BELIEVES THIS WILL LAST! How rude 😤
We’re bringing less toxicity into 2026, mark it into your calendar. No more raging on Overwatch
…and yet… NO ONE BELIEVES THIS WILL LAST! How rude 😤
We’re bringing less toxicity into 2026, mark it into your calendar. No more raging on Overwatch
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Instead of getting toxic and ranting at other players while playing Overwatch, I’ve decided to take a more centred and grounded approach
…and yet… NO ONE BELIEVES THIS WILL LAST! How rude 😤
We’re bringing less toxicity into 2026, mark it into your calendar. No more raging on Overwatch
…and yet… NO ONE BELIEVES THIS WILL LAST! How rude 😤
We’re bringing less toxicity into 2026, mark it into your calendar. No more raging on Overwatch
I haven’t experienced enough emotions this week, I guess I’ll rewatch Your Lie In April to fix that and hurt my own feelings
a girl playing a violin and a boy playing a piano
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November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I haven’t experienced enough emotions this week, I guess I’ll rewatch Your Lie In April to fix that and hurt my own feelings
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This is truly the strangest timeline 😕
a man is looking at his phone with a caption that says of all the timelines , this is clearly the darkest
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November 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This is truly the strangest timeline 😕
The Kiri on our team did NOTHING in the game, typed “you’re welcome” in chat after I ulted and got a team kill. She can kindly TP off the map 😒
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The Kiri on our team did NOTHING in the game, typed “you’re welcome” in chat after I ulted and got a team kill. She can kindly TP off the map 😒
@eevs-elixir.bsky.social showing me the video of the 75th birthday rave for an Archbishop
Her: Imagine doing molly at a Vatican rave
Me: Weirdly, that’s a thing that can happen now
I’m chaos on the best of days but this is truly the weirdest timeline and I can’t keep up 🤣🤣🤣
Her: Imagine doing molly at a Vatican rave
Me: Weirdly, that’s a thing that can happen now
I’m chaos on the best of days but this is truly the weirdest timeline and I can’t keep up 🤣🤣🤣
a nun in a white robe stands in a crowd of people
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November 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
@eevs-elixir.bsky.social showing me the video of the 75th birthday rave for an Archbishop
Her: Imagine doing molly at a Vatican rave
Me: Weirdly, that’s a thing that can happen now
I’m chaos on the best of days but this is truly the weirdest timeline and I can’t keep up 🤣🤣🤣
Her: Imagine doing molly at a Vatican rave
Me: Weirdly, that’s a thing that can happen now
I’m chaos on the best of days but this is truly the weirdest timeline and I can’t keep up 🤣🤣🤣
Today I learned that you can have cheese in a bowl by way of cheese soup. NOT broccoli and cheddar, no, adding a veggie is coward’s behaviour. Just legit cheese soup - AND I HAVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE!!!
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November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Today I learned that you can have cheese in a bowl by way of cheese soup. NOT broccoli and cheddar, no, adding a veggie is coward’s behaviour. Just legit cheese soup - AND I HAVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE!!!
Starting my 13.00 meeting accidentally hitting my space bar that unmuted my mic, yawned loudly and said, “man, it’s dark in this bitch.”
🤣
🤣
a man in a plaid shirt says i got to say it was a good day
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November 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Starting my 13.00 meeting accidentally hitting my space bar that unmuted my mic, yawned loudly and said, “man, it’s dark in this bitch.”
🤣
🤣
It’s Friday and the weekend is on the horizon!
I had plans but since The Sickness is sweeping through the friend group so I think it’ll just be DnD on Saturday and that’s it
I will be seeing @eevs-elixir.bsky.social DJing at an event tonight and that’ll be rad!
What about everyone else?
I had plans but since The Sickness is sweeping through the friend group so I think it’ll just be DnD on Saturday and that’s it
I will be seeing @eevs-elixir.bsky.social DJing at an event tonight and that’ll be rad!
What about everyone else?
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November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It’s Friday and the weekend is on the horizon!
I had plans but since The Sickness is sweeping through the friend group so I think it’ll just be DnD on Saturday and that’s it
I will be seeing @eevs-elixir.bsky.social DJing at an event tonight and that’ll be rad!
What about everyone else?
I had plans but since The Sickness is sweeping through the friend group so I think it’ll just be DnD on Saturday and that’s it
I will be seeing @eevs-elixir.bsky.social DJing at an event tonight and that’ll be rad!
What about everyone else?
Uh, it’s almost 3am… where did the time go???
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Uh, it’s almost 3am… where did the time go???
Sometimes, when playing magic, shuffling your deck in a ziplock bag is a BAD idea. Especially when you’re playing a five colour deck and your hand has nothing but green mana cards in it 🫠
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Sometimes, when playing magic, shuffling your deck in a ziplock bag is a BAD idea. Especially when you’re playing a five colour deck and your hand has nothing but green mana cards in it 🫠
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Try loving and celebrating trans people while they are still living, thank you ❤️🌈
#transgenderdayofremembrance #trans
#transgenderdayofremembrance #trans
November 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Try loving and celebrating trans people while they are still living, thank you ❤️🌈
#transgenderdayofremembrance #trans
#transgenderdayofremembrance #trans
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
My hair is a mess but we roll with it 🤣
My hair is a mess but we roll with it 🤣
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
My hair is a mess but we roll with it 🤣
My hair is a mess but we roll with it 🤣
My work computer is being stupid and I’ve been on and off with IT for hours today. Still not fixed but I have things to do (like homework 🫣) so I’m doing them and be just messaged me again and was like RESTART YOUR COMPUTER AND CALL ME
But… homework… 🫠
But… homework… 🫠
November 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My work computer is being stupid and I’ve been on and off with IT for hours today. Still not fixed but I have things to do (like homework 🫣) so I’m doing them and be just messaged me again and was like RESTART YOUR COMPUTER AND CALL ME
But… homework… 🫠
But… homework… 🫠
I’ve reached the pinnacle of adulthood - I’m cooking Famsgiving dinner and I went out and got a potato ricer and a microplane to zest things appropriately 🙂↕️
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I’ve reached the pinnacle of adulthood - I’m cooking Famsgiving dinner and I went out and got a potato ricer and a microplane to zest things appropriately 🙂↕️
I woke up to text notifications on Line, WeChat, Kakao Talk, Discord, Signal, and normal text
It’d be cool if we could all get in one platform 😮💨🤣
It’d be cool if we could all get in one platform 😮💨🤣
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I woke up to text notifications on Line, WeChat, Kakao Talk, Discord, Signal, and normal text
It’d be cool if we could all get in one platform 😮💨🤣
It’d be cool if we could all get in one platform 😮💨🤣
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle!
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle!
Welp, I’m adding this to the devastating sentence list
Hopped on a call where the person (a RN) said that they have to leave because they’re taking care of four kids who just lost their parents
Working in healthcare. I hate it here sometimes 😥
Hopped on a call where the person (a RN) said that they have to leave because they’re taking care of four kids who just lost their parents
Working in healthcare. I hate it here sometimes 😥
November 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Welp, I’m adding this to the devastating sentence list
Hopped on a call where the person (a RN) said that they have to leave because they’re taking care of four kids who just lost their parents
Working in healthcare. I hate it here sometimes 😥
Hopped on a call where the person (a RN) said that they have to leave because they’re taking care of four kids who just lost their parents
Working in healthcare. I hate it here sometimes 😥
I’m hopefully playing magic tonight so I tweaked a couple of decks and hoping to commit some war crimes. One deck I think is going to be slow as shit but we’ll see how it goes. I spent my whole night last night rebuilding 😅
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I’m hopefully playing magic tonight so I tweaked a couple of decks and hoping to commit some war crimes. One deck I think is going to be slow as shit but we’ll see how it goes. I spent my whole night last night rebuilding 😅
I see everyone creating alt accounts to post their vents and stuff. I did the same thing so we don’t get bogged down with the infinite sadness here. I’m a wreck but that’s not y’all’s problem 😞
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I see everyone creating alt accounts to post their vents and stuff. I did the same thing so we don’t get bogged down with the infinite sadness here. I’m a wreck but that’s not y’all’s problem 😞
I don’t know how I feel about this. It’s not *wrong* but it’s not right either 😅
And if returning what you give is matching energy, then that’s 100% correct
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And if returning what you give is matching energy, then that’s 100% correct
poomang.com/en/t/pointof...
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I don’t know how I feel about this. It’s not *wrong* but it’s not right either 😅
And if returning what you give is matching energy, then that’s 100% correct
poomang.com/en/t/pointof...
And if returning what you give is matching energy, then that’s 100% correct
poomang.com/en/t/pointof...
What constitutes having a problem? I’m tweaking a magic deck to add some cards I got. I then went through cards I own to find I had three copies of this card, which is around $37
Also, in doing the math - I now have around 80k magic cards. I’m also looking to buy more boxes. Do I have a problem? 😅
Also, in doing the math - I now have around 80k magic cards. I’m also looking to buy more boxes. Do I have a problem? 😅
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
What constitutes having a problem? I’m tweaking a magic deck to add some cards I got. I then went through cards I own to find I had three copies of this card, which is around $37
Also, in doing the math - I now have around 80k magic cards. I’m also looking to buy more boxes. Do I have a problem? 😅
Also, in doing the math - I now have around 80k magic cards. I’m also looking to buy more boxes. Do I have a problem? 😅
Happiness is fleeting and if you can experience it for the short moment you have it, treasure it because before you know it, it’s gone again
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Happiness is fleeting and if you can experience it for the short moment you have it, treasure it because before you know it, it’s gone again
Since I have the sads, I went to my local nerd shop for Skullpanda figurines (to fix my life). They were playing Warren G’s Regulate and was I was holding boxes of creepy cute figurines I was also rapping the lyrics loudly 🤣
I did pull the rare figurine from The Mirage set and it’s beautiful
I did pull the rare figurine from The Mirage set and it’s beautiful
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Since I have the sads, I went to my local nerd shop for Skullpanda figurines (to fix my life). They were playing Warren G’s Regulate and was I was holding boxes of creepy cute figurines I was also rapping the lyrics loudly 🤣
I did pull the rare figurine from The Mirage set and it’s beautiful
I did pull the rare figurine from The Mirage set and it’s beautiful
Spirit Showdown has become my favourite mode on Overwatch and even though I keep having to playing tanks I don’t ever touch (dive lyfe 4eva 🤣) this is fun
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Spirit Showdown has become my favourite mode on Overwatch and even though I keep having to playing tanks I don’t ever touch (dive lyfe 4eva 🤣) this is fun
Good morning, it’s Tuesday, and I have this sunlamp on me like it’ll fix everything in my life rn because I refuse to accept that winter is coming 🤣
Hope you’re all having a fantastic day so far!
Hope you’re all having a fantastic day so far!
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November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Good morning, it’s Tuesday, and I have this sunlamp on me like it’ll fix everything in my life rn because I refuse to accept that winter is coming 🤣
Hope you’re all having a fantastic day so far!
Hope you’re all having a fantastic day so far!