Hierophant
@holyhierophant.bsky.social
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21+, Gamer, Autistic, Grad Student, Demi, Goth, and Bardic Vampire. Lover of: Dungeons & Dragons, Magic the Gathering (EDH), Vampire the Masquerade, and Overwatch 2. Illrigger. Malkavian. As above, so below; as below, so above. MDNI 🔞
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I haven’t done a #promosky in a really long while

I’m Hierophant, if you’re 18+ come talk nerdy with me!

🖤 Overwatch
🖤 DnD
🖤 VtM
🖤 MTG
🖤 Zelda
🖤 Enshrouded
🖤 BG3
🖤 Anime
🖤 Star Wars
🖤 Mental Health
🖤 Cdrama / Kdrama
🖤 Tattoos
🖤 Goth - music, culture, etc
🖤 Occult and witchcraft
🖤 Dogs and cats
Brown skinned female bodied person with brown and green hair White DnD dice set with pink flowers and gold numbers Sleeping Shiba Inu in the shade and sunlight on a grey couch
I got this text last night from the cafe 🤣🤣🤣

Apparently my love of pickles was noted 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Image of text exchange with a short sentence that reads: Pickles are back!
I had to go back and download this one - while it was still a non potg that was one - I had to show I can hit my shots… okay, ONE shot BUT THAT’S ALL YOU NEED!
Hell yeah you are!!! Let’s gooooo!!!
I gotchu pookie, I’ll boost the hell out of you!
So I was up until 3am getting this Zenyatta potg literally doing nothing, just missing all my shots had having vibes 🤣🤣🤣

Overwatch was having a laugh last night 🤣
Me too and the last gif? ✨mwah✨ perfection hahaha
Good morning!!! You’re getting a new keyboard? Dang - you’re missing the opportunity to sign off an email with: Best regards, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
😆😆😆
DO NOT JUDGE ME 🤣🤣🤣
I really need to stop going to bed at 3am 🥱
I’m absolutely obsessed with those cards and REALLY sad I didn’t commit to buying them. I’m getting it now through and given the nature of the card I find the whole thing to be absolutely hilarious. Sweet Miku is brutal af 🤣🤣🤣
Building new mtg commander deck with the help of @dredgenwar.bsky.social to make it mean and nasty because it’s time for shenanigans!

Child of Alara (Miku version 🤭) is the commander and I’ve affectionately called it: Miku’s got hands and they’re rated E for everyone
What even is that??? A serial number for ANTS????
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Deep voice women rule the world.
Welcome to the holding grudges club 🤝
The new hotpot place that was rumoured to open around February this year FINALLY has a website… is it actually happening??? Am I finally getting malatang in my city???? 🥹
That was me and Starbucks. I saved so much money when I joined the boycott 😭😭😭 like, it can’t be that deep with it, good lordt 😮‍💨
Zoey Deschanel… the very thought of her peels the enamel from my teeth 🫥
Maybe he really thinks it’s French? Either way, it’s *weird* to keep trying to get it out of you, like, what are you trying to find out here?
Music vibe of the day - NewJeans - Attention

Not spooky today but a feeling that resonates as I think of more rock related flirty posts 🤭

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NewJeans (뉴진스) - Attention 「Official Audio」
YouTube video by K MUSIC
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Just be like - it’s Quebecois for mind your damn business
Triple booked?!?! That’s crazy and you should NEVER be triple booked in your role wtf 😒
Honestly I’m not sure 😅

I am starting to get my stuff together for running DnD for y’all but I also have a research paper that needs to happen first. Oh! And actually working on my Hornet cape 😆

What’s your day looking like?
It really was 😭

I *was* going to go, I just didn’t want to