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Push Christopher down the stairs, George. That usually helps (and he is quite dull). #TheArchers
November 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Talking of ‘where did the Money come from’…

From the Hanging SL Files: what happened with Natasha’s chronic credit card abuse problem? Did it (and the debts) just go away, so that’s all good? #TheArchers
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
It’s nice that a Horrobin is the moral and behavioural beacon of the village. Not a self-righteous Archer in sight. #TheArchers
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Brad: “Got any peas?”
Ed: “Peas?”
#TheArchers
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
In the #TheArchers Hanging SLs file: what happened to Wor Rochelle after 3 months’ saturation coverage? Wasn’t she in a bail house or something awaiting trial? And still no news on the back story or the bairns. Did I miss something or are we back up another garden path?
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It occurred to me earlier that Sven, the tree trunk in trunks, on ISIHAC must be in his seventies, so go Leonard. #TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Is this the first time they’ve implied Jill isn’t entirely active - watching like a hawk then scarpering for a sit down rather than doing any washing up? #TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Is anyone going to tell Roy?

Thought not.

#TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Someone: “How did you get here, Kate?”

Kate: “Teleported through the space-time continuum.”

#TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This week’s #TheArchers is like a fever dream. For starters, why were they ever in Blackpool? It’s not on the way to Scotland - or anywhere (except Fleetwood). It’s at the end of a cul-de-sac after turning left at Preston. Then why would Leonie go in the circs? It goes on, but it’s all just weird. 😵‍💫
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Could the event of getting Mark Bonnar in be justified by Helen moving to a Croft and never being heard again? 🤞 Money well spent. #TheArchers
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
‘Foreign visitors at the Rewilding’?
Really? Who are these people and what is there to see or do, preferable to Stratford or Oxford? 🤔 #TheArchers
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Your regular reminder but these twerps who act like the Keystone Cops all run highly successful businesses. Presumably the doors will drop off the car next. 🤡 🚗 #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Face it Tony, you wouldn’t be on the rota for this week just to wave them off. #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Oh my
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
So that’s Lilly subtly written out for the next year. Maybe it will give poor mute Lizbeth more chance to get a word in edgeways. Plus, it’s one fewer person to talk about cricket. 🥳 #TheArchers
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Hazel. Hooray. All is forgiven. #TheArchers
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I’d forgotten how uninterested I was in the beavers. It’s quite nostalgic. I wonder if they’ll mention Herbal ‘mind freeze’ Leys while they’re at it. #TheArchers
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
So how would a mobile shop work in a single village? Does she pull up outside and ask if you want to buy owt? Do you summon her on an app? Will it be parked up somewhere? 🤔 #TheArchers
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Amber’s Dad sounds a bit stereotypical. #TheArchers
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Ruth has turned into a lunatic. Has she been kicked in the head by a cow? I think we should be told. #TheArchers
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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if you’re wondering what TV & radio would look like without the bbc if the right had its way, picture the state of our privatised rivers & seas, but instead it’s raw sewage pumped into your telly & speakers
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM