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Push Christopher down the stairs, George. That usually helps (and he is quite dull). #TheArchers
November 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Push Christopher down the stairs, George. That usually helps (and he is quite dull). #TheArchers
Talking of ‘where did the Money come from’…
From the Hanging SL Files: what happened with Natasha’s chronic credit card abuse problem? Did it (and the debts) just go away, so that’s all good? #TheArchers
From the Hanging SL Files: what happened with Natasha’s chronic credit card abuse problem? Did it (and the debts) just go away, so that’s all good? #TheArchers
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Talking of ‘where did the Money come from’…
From the Hanging SL Files: what happened with Natasha’s chronic credit card abuse problem? Did it (and the debts) just go away, so that’s all good? #TheArchers
From the Hanging SL Files: what happened with Natasha’s chronic credit card abuse problem? Did it (and the debts) just go away, so that’s all good? #TheArchers
It’s nice that a Horrobin is the moral and behavioural beacon of the village. Not a self-righteous Archer in sight. #TheArchers
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It’s nice that a Horrobin is the moral and behavioural beacon of the village. Not a self-righteous Archer in sight. #TheArchers
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
In the #TheArchers Hanging SLs file: what happened to Wor Rochelle after 3 months’ saturation coverage? Wasn’t she in a bail house or something awaiting trial? And still no news on the back story or the bairns. Did I miss something or are we back up another garden path?
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
In the #TheArchers Hanging SLs file: what happened to Wor Rochelle after 3 months’ saturation coverage? Wasn’t she in a bail house or something awaiting trial? And still no news on the back story or the bairns. Did I miss something or are we back up another garden path?
It occurred to me earlier that Sven, the tree trunk in trunks, on ISIHAC must be in his seventies, so go Leonard. #TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It occurred to me earlier that Sven, the tree trunk in trunks, on ISIHAC must be in his seventies, so go Leonard. #TheArchers
Is this the first time they’ve implied Jill isn’t entirely active - watching like a hawk then scarpering for a sit down rather than doing any washing up? #TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Is this the first time they’ve implied Jill isn’t entirely active - watching like a hawk then scarpering for a sit down rather than doing any washing up? #TheArchers
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November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Someone: “How did you get here, Kate?”
Kate: “Teleported through the space-time continuum.”
#TheArchers
Kate: “Teleported through the space-time continuum.”
#TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Someone: “How did you get here, Kate?”
Kate: “Teleported through the space-time continuum.”
#TheArchers
Kate: “Teleported through the space-time continuum.”
#TheArchers
This week’s #TheArchers is like a fever dream. For starters, why were they ever in Blackpool? It’s not on the way to Scotland - or anywhere (except Fleetwood). It’s at the end of a cul-de-sac after turning left at Preston. Then why would Leonie go in the circs? It goes on, but it’s all just weird. 😵💫
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This week’s #TheArchers is like a fever dream. For starters, why were they ever in Blackpool? It’s not on the way to Scotland - or anywhere (except Fleetwood). It’s at the end of a cul-de-sac after turning left at Preston. Then why would Leonie go in the circs? It goes on, but it’s all just weird. 😵💫
Could the event of getting Mark Bonnar in be justified by Helen moving to a Croft and never being heard again? 🤞 Money well spent. #TheArchers
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Could the event of getting Mark Bonnar in be justified by Helen moving to a Croft and never being heard again? 🤞 Money well spent. #TheArchers
‘Foreign visitors at the Rewilding’?
Really? Who are these people and what is there to see or do, preferable to Stratford or Oxford? 🤔 #TheArchers
Really? Who are these people and what is there to see or do, preferable to Stratford or Oxford? 🤔 #TheArchers
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
‘Foreign visitors at the Rewilding’?
Really? Who are these people and what is there to see or do, preferable to Stratford or Oxford? 🤔 #TheArchers
Really? Who are these people and what is there to see or do, preferable to Stratford or Oxford? 🤔 #TheArchers
Your regular reminder but these twerps who act like the Keystone Cops all run highly successful businesses. Presumably the doors will drop off the car next. 🤡 🚗 #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Your regular reminder but these twerps who act like the Keystone Cops all run highly successful businesses. Presumably the doors will drop off the car next. 🤡 🚗 #TheArchers
Face it Tony, you wouldn’t be on the rota for this week just to wave them off. #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Face it Tony, you wouldn’t be on the rota for this week just to wave them off. #TheArchers
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So that’s Lilly subtly written out for the next year. Maybe it will give poor mute Lizbeth more chance to get a word in edgeways. Plus, it’s one fewer person to talk about cricket. 🥳 #TheArchers
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
So that’s Lilly subtly written out for the next year. Maybe it will give poor mute Lizbeth more chance to get a word in edgeways. Plus, it’s one fewer person to talk about cricket. 🥳 #TheArchers
Hazel. Hooray. All is forgiven. #TheArchers
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Hazel. Hooray. All is forgiven. #TheArchers
I’d forgotten how uninterested I was in the beavers. It’s quite nostalgic. I wonder if they’ll mention Herbal ‘mind freeze’ Leys while they’re at it. #TheArchers
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I’d forgotten how uninterested I was in the beavers. It’s quite nostalgic. I wonder if they’ll mention Herbal ‘mind freeze’ Leys while they’re at it. #TheArchers
So how would a mobile shop work in a single village? Does she pull up outside and ask if you want to buy owt? Do you summon her on an app? Will it be parked up somewhere? 🤔 #TheArchers
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
So how would a mobile shop work in a single village? Does she pull up outside and ask if you want to buy owt? Do you summon her on an app? Will it be parked up somewhere? 🤔 #TheArchers
Amber’s Dad sounds a bit stereotypical. #TheArchers
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Amber’s Dad sounds a bit stereotypical. #TheArchers
Ruth has turned into a lunatic. Has she been kicked in the head by a cow? I think we should be told. #TheArchers
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Ruth has turned into a lunatic. Has she been kicked in the head by a cow? I think we should be told. #TheArchers
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if you’re wondering what TV & radio would look like without the bbc if the right had its way, picture the state of our privatised rivers & seas, but instead it’s raw sewage pumped into your telly & speakers
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
if you’re wondering what TV & radio would look like without the bbc if the right had its way, picture the state of our privatised rivers & seas, but instead it’s raw sewage pumped into your telly & speakers