krystal from the internet
holmesplaining.bsky.social
krystal from the internet
@holmesplaining.bsky.social
she/her

it's a party in the r'lyeh
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Congressional delegation outside USAID now: “We are here to shed a light on a crime unfolding before our eyes.”
February 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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The Treasury Department right now. People are turning out against Musk and DOGE staging a takeover of the Treasury’s payment system. This crowd is big. The whole block is packed. “Lock him up,” everyone yells.
February 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
a cozy robe is just, like, objectively the correct garment to be wearing while doing ridiculous 20 minute skin care stuff. it's like drinking hot chocolate while there's snow outside. this is ma'at.
January 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Truly, my heart breaks for Dipshitler
He’s Führious.
January 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
sorry I'm not more active here

I just like having a social medium that's only on the laptop, not the phone, and which I read until I'm caught up and then look away from
January 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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the worse things get the more important its gonna be to stop dressing up "that bitch is annoying and i hate her" as "this is a politically and morally harmful person who is dangerous to be around"
January 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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We are hearing reports that ticket holders who could not attend the inauguration after it was moved indoors were offered "an extra hour in the ball pit"
January 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
December 31, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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Now that I'm transitioning mostly over to Bsky, I'm gonna hold a small icon giveaway! All you gotta do to enter:
-Be following me!
-Like and repost!
That's it! Ends January 1st! No giveaway accounts, thank you!
#giveaway #icon #raffle
November 13, 2024 at 11:30 PM
god i love sleeping. i actively love it. the flannel sheets. the soft winter blanket. the cats knowing a good thing when they see it and rolling up to sleep too. i love sleeping.
December 8, 2024 at 10:38 PM
hello it's me
September 20, 2023 at 4:57 AM