Some beautiful human has snow-blown the entire block’s sidewalks, but sadly, the snow has since continued and undid all their hard work ☹️
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Some beautiful human has snow-blown the entire block’s sidewalks, but sadly, the snow has since continued and undid all their hard work ☹️
Swans? On the pond
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Swans? On the pond
Wifi and phones are out at work. Registers don’t work either, haha ha ha
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Wifi and phones are out at work. Registers don’t work either, haha ha ha
The people who were having a party in our lounge today cancelled it due to weather but I'm still here at work because pickleballers will pickleball in any weather.
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The people who were having a party in our lounge today cancelled it due to weather but I'm still here at work because pickleballers will pickleball in any weather.
A bunch of my Floyds guys came to watch the game at the community center 🥹
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
A bunch of my Floyds guys came to watch the game at the community center 🥹
I bleached my hair yesterday and this morning put on some purple dye to basically tint it less yellow, but more purple came through than expected, so I’m ready to pretend it’s intentionally purple, who cares
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I bleached my hair yesterday and this morning put on some purple dye to basically tint it less yellow, but more purple came through than expected, so I’m ready to pretend it’s intentionally purple, who cares
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What are you reading this weekend?
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
What are you reading this weekend?
I don’t live anywhere near any family but one of my favorite holiday things is the inside joke-laden group text with my two favorite cousins. 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I don’t live anywhere near any family but one of my favorite holiday things is the inside joke-laden group text with my two favorite cousins. 🥰
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Happy Skanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Happy Skanksgiving
What would our lives be without the Kevin Bacon cameo in Planes Trains & Automobiles
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
What would our lives be without the Kevin Bacon cameo in Planes Trains & Automobiles
About to start the orange ginger spice cake I’ve been inventing up in my mind and I’m weirdly nervous about the cake not being mindblowingly amazing, which is my personal cake standard
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
About to start the orange ginger spice cake I’ve been inventing up in my mind and I’m weirdly nervous about the cake not being mindblowingly amazing, which is my personal cake standard
Someone just did a frantic ~37 point u-turn on the street in front of my house rather that just calmly and casually going around the block. Man, just enjoy your podcast and take it down a few notches
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Someone just did a frantic ~37 point u-turn on the street in front of my house rather that just calmly and casually going around the block. Man, just enjoy your podcast and take it down a few notches
Bakers! You are halfway froo!
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Bakers! You are halfway froo!
Woke up to find a dead mouse on my kitchen floor, Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Woke up to find a dead mouse on my kitchen floor, Happy Thanksgiving!
I made it home and I’m so relieved. However, I forgot my tips in the jar. 👍🏼
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I made it home and I’m so relieved. However, I forgot my tips in the jar. 👍🏼
I have to be both front desk and bartender tonight, please use all of your powers to hope with me that there are no pickleballers and I can close early.
It’s not my night to bartend but the person whose it is is talking PTO. Rude!
It’s not my night to bartend but the person whose it is is talking PTO. Rude!
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I have to be both front desk and bartender tonight, please use all of your powers to hope with me that there are no pickleballers and I can close early.
It’s not my night to bartend but the person whose it is is talking PTO. Rude!
It’s not my night to bartend but the person whose it is is talking PTO. Rude!
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Anyway, happy “use your porch as extra fridge space” season
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Anyway, happy “use your porch as extra fridge space” season
I’m making my green bean casserole tomorrow and I’m making a bold substitution so I’m maybe a little nervous, but not enough not to make it
(I’m subbing Silk half & half for cashew cream, I’m wild)
(I’m subbing Silk half & half for cashew cream, I’m wild)
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I’m making my green bean casserole tomorrow and I’m making a bold substitution so I’m maybe a little nervous, but not enough not to make it
(I’m subbing Silk half & half for cashew cream, I’m wild)
(I’m subbing Silk half & half for cashew cream, I’m wild)
Multiple people have sent this to me and honestly it’s testament to my big great marketing background, I guess, because my brand must be strong
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Multiple people have sent this to me and honestly it’s testament to my big great marketing background, I guess, because my brand must be strong
Thinking about last year when I had really started to hate the distro job and was like “hey at least I get Thursday off!” but then got an email that I would need to be at Food 4 Less before 7am on Thanksgiving morning to stock shelves as a “gift” to the merchandiser. Haha, I broke down sobbing
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Thinking about last year when I had really started to hate the distro job and was like “hey at least I get Thursday off!” but then got an email that I would need to be at Food 4 Less before 7am on Thanksgiving morning to stock shelves as a “gift” to the merchandiser. Haha, I broke down sobbing
Petty enough to stop watching a show because it doesn’t know the diff between tax returns and tax refunds
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Petty enough to stop watching a show because it doesn’t know the diff between tax returns and tax refunds
I just finished the book Future Boy by Michael J Fox and I loved it. Highly recommend!
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I just finished the book Future Boy by Michael J Fox and I loved it. Highly recommend!
I love how Marge says “vuh-cation”
It reminds me of a neighbor, Miss Sue, when I was a kid, who not only said “vuh-cation” but also “rest-runt” for restaurant, which I assume Marge says too
It reminds me of a neighbor, Miss Sue, when I was a kid, who not only said “vuh-cation” but also “rest-runt” for restaurant, which I assume Marge says too
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I love how Marge says “vuh-cation”
It reminds me of a neighbor, Miss Sue, when I was a kid, who not only said “vuh-cation” but also “rest-runt” for restaurant, which I assume Marge says too
It reminds me of a neighbor, Miss Sue, when I was a kid, who not only said “vuh-cation” but also “rest-runt” for restaurant, which I assume Marge says too
Have I already made a joke about not wanting to contradict Garfield or The Boomtown Rats but I love Mondays because it’s my guaranteed day off? If not, pretend that’s what I said. If so, this is just a reminder of that great joke I made
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Have I already made a joke about not wanting to contradict Garfield or The Boomtown Rats but I love Mondays because it’s my guaranteed day off? If not, pretend that’s what I said. If so, this is just a reminder of that great joke I made