Holy Guacamole!
@holeeguacamole.bsky.social
Just here to vent and opine.
I'm no one important -- an angry avocado, that's all.
PLEASE -- THINK CRITICALLY.
I'm no one important -- an angry avocado, that's all.
PLEASE -- THINK CRITICALLY.
"...him and Fang Fang...."
The grammatical illiteracy of these people is astounding.
Did any of these clowns ever attend any classes in school?
The grammatical illiteracy of these people is astounding.
Did any of these clowns ever attend any classes in school?
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
"...him and Fang Fang...."
The grammatical illiteracy of these people is astounding.
Did any of these clowns ever attend any classes in school?
The grammatical illiteracy of these people is astounding.
Did any of these clowns ever attend any classes in school?
I didn't buy a damn thing on Black Friday or Cyber Monday.
December 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I didn't buy a damn thing on Black Friday or Cyber Monday.
I know you're friendly with Nuzzi, Tim, but maybe keep that friendship between yourselves now.
She blew her credibility.
She blew her credibility.
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I know you're friendly with Nuzzi, Tim, but maybe keep that friendship between yourselves now.
She blew her credibility.
She blew her credibility.
The safe bet is the buck stops in Trump's pocket, but that's not relevant to this conversation.
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The safe bet is the buck stops in Trump's pocket, but that's not relevant to this conversation.
Says the guy wearng a bright pink tie who napped through much of his work day today.
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Says the guy wearng a bright pink tie who napped through much of his work day today.
Bottom line -- You can choose to be a gullible fool, or inform yourself and follow actual science instead of a heroin addict's conspiracy theories.
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Bottom line -- You can choose to be a gullible fool, or inform yourself and follow actual science instead of a heroin addict's conspiracy theories.
Back when I was a new hire, I had to work for a year before I got time off to go on trips.
Maybe we need to return to those days.
Maybe we need to return to those days.
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Back when I was a new hire, I had to work for a year before I got time off to go on trips.
Maybe we need to return to those days.
Maybe we need to return to those days.
Censoring reading material in school libraries certainly can't have helped that crisis...
December 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Censoring reading material in school libraries certainly can't have helped that crisis...
Following in the steps of the equally evil Betsy DeVos and others.
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Following in the steps of the equally evil Betsy DeVos and others.
Excellent move and well-deserved.
Too bad no one else in Trumpworld is any kind of scholar or has the slightest conscience that would bother them like this no doubt bothers Summers.
Too bad no one else in Trumpworld is any kind of scholar or has the slightest conscience that would bother them like this no doubt bothers Summers.
December 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Excellent move and well-deserved.
Too bad no one else in Trumpworld is any kind of scholar or has the slightest conscience that would bother them like this no doubt bothers Summers.
Too bad no one else in Trumpworld is any kind of scholar or has the slightest conscience that would bother them like this no doubt bothers Summers.
Hoo-boy -- when your own grandfather hates you, you must really be a piece of trash.
December 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Hoo-boy -- when your own grandfather hates you, you must really be a piece of trash.
Yeah, well, Hegseth served bourbon and Cokes in Iraq.
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Yeah, well, Hegseth served bourbon and Cokes in Iraq.
Red states will continue to fall so far behind in every metric that they'll just be open space soon available to other states to snap up.
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Red states will continue to fall so far behind in every metric that they'll just be open space soon available to other states to snap up.
Wait -- a real estate guy turned out to be incompetent at foreign diplomacy??
Who'da thunk?
Who'da thunk?
December 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Wait -- a real estate guy turned out to be incompetent at foreign diplomacy??
Who'da thunk?
Who'da thunk?
Practice makes perfect. He's trying to get into the best memory care facilities so he needs to do really well.
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Practice makes perfect. He's trying to get into the best memory care facilities so he needs to do really well.
Laura Loomer is the one with the face that looks like it was thrown on a potter's wheel.
Not sure of the other one.
Not sure of the other one.
December 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Laura Loomer is the one with the face that looks like it was thrown on a potter's wheel.
Not sure of the other one.
Not sure of the other one.
I guess Gaetz left his Amazon driver jacket at home.
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I guess Gaetz left his Amazon driver jacket at home.
Sure are a lot of folks in our government who don't know anything.
December 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Sure are a lot of folks in our government who don't know anything.
A gizzard is as good as a lump of coal.
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
A gizzard is as good as a lump of coal.
Someone hand him a bottle of Everclear and let the problem solve itself.
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Someone hand him a bottle of Everclear and let the problem solve itself.
Hey, you'd be tired too if you'd posted 400 times at midnight last night.
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Hey, you'd be tired too if you'd posted 400 times at midnight last night.
I'm rooting for an aortic aneurysm ready to blow any minute.
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'm rooting for an aortic aneurysm ready to blow any minute.
Can I make a relatively unimportant comment here?
When I was a young lass and had hair that length (as did most of my friends), we kept it behind our shoulders, because having Rapunzel-like tresses in front just leads to them dragging in everything you do.
This look is absurd and impractical.
When I was a young lass and had hair that length (as did most of my friends), we kept it behind our shoulders, because having Rapunzel-like tresses in front just leads to them dragging in everything you do.
This look is absurd and impractical.
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Can I make a relatively unimportant comment here?
When I was a young lass and had hair that length (as did most of my friends), we kept it behind our shoulders, because having Rapunzel-like tresses in front just leads to them dragging in everything you do.
This look is absurd and impractical.
When I was a young lass and had hair that length (as did most of my friends), we kept it behind our shoulders, because having Rapunzel-like tresses in front just leads to them dragging in everything you do.
This look is absurd and impractical.