Holy Guacamole!
@holeeguacamole.bsky.social
Just here to vent and opine.
I'm no one important -- an angry avocado, that's all.
PLEASE -- THINK CRITICALLY.
I'm no one important -- an angry avocado, that's all.
PLEASE -- THINK CRITICALLY.
He must be fun at parties...
December 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
He must be fun at parties...
Haven't trotted this one out in a while, but...
December 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Haven't trotted this one out in a while, but...
Sorry, Gav, you'll never win the Golden Cankles Award.
December 6, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Sorry, Gav, you'll never win the Golden Cankles Award.
I don't know why people are so down on AI.
Look what it can do!
Look what it can do!
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I don't know why people are so down on AI.
Look what it can do!
Look what it can do!
@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social was trying to figure out who Mke Johnson resembles --
A stick figure. The man looks like a stick figure, and literally everyone could draw a lifelike portrait of him.
A stick figure. The man looks like a stick figure, and literally everyone could draw a lifelike portrait of him.
December 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social was trying to figure out who Mke Johnson resembles --
A stick figure. The man looks like a stick figure, and literally everyone could draw a lifelike portrait of him.
A stick figure. The man looks like a stick figure, and literally everyone could draw a lifelike portrait of him.
Two weeks ago I wrote my Republican rep demanding he vote to release the Epstein files.
I received this morning-- eight days after the House vote.
Jay Obernolte is trash.
I received this morning-- eight days after the House vote.
Jay Obernolte is trash.
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Two weeks ago I wrote my Republican rep demanding he vote to release the Epstein files.
I received this morning-- eight days after the House vote.
Jay Obernolte is trash.
I received this morning-- eight days after the House vote.
Jay Obernolte is trash.
Dersh oozing charisma all day long...
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Dersh oozing charisma all day long...
Awaiting the outrage in 3...2...1...
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Awaiting the outrage in 3...2...1...
This says it all.
I
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November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This says it all.
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Someone needs to 5250 her. She's seriously ill.
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Someone needs to 5250 her. She's seriously ill.
Hard to choose just one.
1977 was a hell of a year.
1977 was a hell of a year.
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Hard to choose just one.
1977 was a hell of a year.
1977 was a hell of a year.
Mikey's going to have to dodge some big lightning bolts today..d
November 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Mikey's going to have to dodge some big lightning bolts today..d
He's going to be in prison with his doppleganger soon.
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
He's going to be in prison with his doppleganger soon.
Hey Mikey, God didn't hear that.
Care to repeat it?
Care to repeat it?
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Hey Mikey, God didn't hear that.
Care to repeat it?
Care to repeat it?
I'm so happy Kowgirl Kristi doesn't have immunity.
In the next few years the DOJ is going to need a bigger staff than the US military.
In the next few years the DOJ is going to need a bigger staff than the US military.
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I'm so happy Kowgirl Kristi doesn't have immunity.
In the next few years the DOJ is going to need a bigger staff than the US military.
In the next few years the DOJ is going to need a bigger staff than the US military.
Someone should ask Kash if he's been using an alias in Virginia lately.
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Someone should ask Kash if he's been using an alias in Virginia lately.
God is watching, Mikey...
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
God is watching, Mikey...
I get it. It sucks to be bested, especially when it was so close.
Pitchers and catchers report in 99 days, and we get to do it all over again!
Pitchers and catchers report in 99 days, and we get to do it all over again!
November 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I get it. It sucks to be bested, especially when it was so close.
Pitchers and catchers report in 99 days, and we get to do it all over again!
Pitchers and catchers report in 99 days, and we get to do it all over again!