hailey
@hoejackborseman.bsky.social
send me ur ranked list of all 49 seasons of survivor or shut the fuck up
rewatching Dying for Sex with Caleb & will likely recover never
January 11, 2026 at 2:32 AM
rewatching Dying for Sex with Caleb & will likely recover never
there’s a beaver dam in canada so large that you can see from SPACE ????!?!?!
January 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
there’s a beaver dam in canada so large that you can see from SPACE ????!?!?!
like father like son
January 9, 2026 at 8:35 AM
like father like son
a love islander & TWO housewives…? hell no brother :/
January 9, 2026 at 4:02 AM
a love islander & TWO housewives…? hell no brother :/
more horns in punk music!!!!!
January 7, 2026 at 10:12 PM
more horns in punk music!!!!!
hahahahhaha I’ve rolled a nat 1 five times in the last 90 minutes
January 7, 2026 at 2:50 AM
hahahahhaha I’ve rolled a nat 1 five times in the last 90 minutes
i’ve only been here for 15 minutes fuck
January 5, 2026 at 3:13 PM
i’ve only been here for 15 minutes fuck
Kevin Hart to Ziwe:
“You won’t rattle me!”
Kevin Hart, simultaneously:
*visibly rattled as fuck*
“You won’t rattle me!”
Kevin Hart, simultaneously:
*visibly rattled as fuck*
January 5, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Kevin Hart to Ziwe:
“You won’t rattle me!”
Kevin Hart, simultaneously:
*visibly rattled as fuck*
“You won’t rattle me!”
Kevin Hart, simultaneously:
*visibly rattled as fuck*
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I think it’s because the Gay Military Show is about Being in the Military and the Gay Hockey Show is about Hot Guys Fucking.
there is so much more military in the Gay Military Show than there is hockey in the Gay Hockey Show
January 4, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I think it’s because the Gay Military Show is about Being in the Military and the Gay Hockey Show is about Hot Guys Fucking.
a man could never come up with a bar rhyming “preeclamptic” with anything, I love women !!!!
January 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM
a man could never come up with a bar rhyming “preeclamptic” with anything, I love women !!!!
we’ve become a two veggies with dinner household & I have to brag
January 4, 2026 at 4:14 AM
we’ve become a two veggies with dinner household & I have to brag
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call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago
January 2, 2026 at 7:06 AM
call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago
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how can we exist in a world ran by people who don’t think this shit is a problem
January 2, 2026 at 2:08 AM
how can we exist in a world ran by people who don’t think this shit is a problem
they got me on steroids for my allergies who wanna arm wrestle ??? 😤😤😤💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼😈😈😈😈😈😮💨
January 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
they got me on steroids for my allergies who wanna arm wrestle ??? 😤😤😤💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼😈😈😈😈😈😮💨
lol how do you tell someone who has beef with hyper specific parts of your personality that they really just hate autistic people…?
January 2, 2026 at 5:54 PM
lol how do you tell someone who has beef with hyper specific parts of your personality that they really just hate autistic people…?
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Can’t see what could go wrong with the chatbot that tells people to kill themselves also pushing DraftKings
December 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Can’t see what could go wrong with the chatbot that tells people to kill themselves also pushing DraftKings
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This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
my favorite pastime is pointing out wigs on white celebs 🥰
December 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
my favorite pastime is pointing out wigs on white celebs 🥰
me leaving Alamo at 3pm on my birthday
December 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
me leaving Alamo at 3pm on my birthday
opened this bday card from Kelsey with a very small reaction after misreading “move back to” as “come back to” Springfield lmaoooo
December 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
opened this bday card from Kelsey with a very small reaction after misreading “move back to” as “come back to” Springfield lmaoooo
mom got Conor Vans for Christmas he’s officially one of us
December 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
mom got Conor Vans for Christmas he’s officially one of us
Marty Supreme was fucking incredible for the record
December 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Marty Supreme was fucking incredible for the record
i’ve happy cried at least 6 times today best birthday ever
December 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
i’ve happy cried at least 6 times today best birthday ever
nfc east champs, can I get a go birds in the chat?
December 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
nfc east champs, can I get a go birds in the chat?
i miss summer Fridays when everyone but me fake works from home because they’re salaried & I get to watch reality shows on the big tv at the office :-(
December 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
i miss summer Fridays when everyone but me fake works from home because they’re salaried & I get to watch reality shows on the big tv at the office :-(