Simon J
@hobnobking.bsky.social
One of those late middle-aged men with a large synthesiser collection you were warned about. Widower. Single Dad. Excelling at both. Cymraeg
No disco lights or glitter balls. It stops them laying.
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
No disco lights or glitter balls. It stops them laying.
Your meringues are HUGE.
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Your meringues are HUGE.
I've got a 1964 Citroen 2CV. It is without doubt the cleverest piece of practical engineering you'll see, as well as being the most fun you'll have in a chicken shed.
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I've got a 1964 Citroen 2CV. It is without doubt the cleverest piece of practical engineering you'll see, as well as being the most fun you'll have in a chicken shed.
I follow you everywhere.
In a nice way.
In a nice way.
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I follow you everywhere.
In a nice way.
In a nice way.
Breakfast cereal. I keep getting suggestions for breakfast cereal 'based on your latest purchase'.
Which was a microphone.
Which was a microphone.
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Breakfast cereal. I keep getting suggestions for breakfast cereal 'based on your latest purchase'.
Which was a microphone.
Which was a microphone.
Bel's Mini went wild a couple of weeks ago, it lit up like a Christmas tree. New battery from Halfords and it was fine.
December 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Bel's Mini went wild a couple of weeks ago, it lit up like a Christmas tree. New battery from Halfords and it was fine.
I hope you're not including Alexander Armstrong in your sweeping generalisations, buster.
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I hope you're not including Alexander Armstrong in your sweeping generalisations, buster.
I'm a car tech. Engine warning lights are often spooked by the change from warm to cold weather. It's to do with a car battery that's seen better days not giving consistent output, particularly if you only do short journeys in the car.
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I'm a car tech. Engine warning lights are often spooked by the change from warm to cold weather. It's to do with a car battery that's seen better days not giving consistent output, particularly if you only do short journeys in the car.
Who the fuck is this c**t? Making out that anyone having to gall to trade insults with him is actually insulting an entire race. Find a better use for your race. One that accords with the value and dignity inherent in its existence. Not as a short cut to winning arguments on the internet.
November 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Who the fuck is this c**t? Making out that anyone having to gall to trade insults with him is actually insulting an entire race. Find a better use for your race. One that accords with the value and dignity inherent in its existence. Not as a short cut to winning arguments on the internet.
My dad used to lose all sense of time and place when he got involved in a jigsaw. I made him meals that went cold, never mind tea.
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My dad used to lose all sense of time and place when he got involved in a jigsaw. I made him meals that went cold, never mind tea.
I was thinking more of a DB12.
November 28, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I was thinking more of a DB12.
Fully expect to see a documentary about your nefarious ways on CH5
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Fully expect to see a documentary about your nefarious ways on CH5
If I can find it I'll send you the recipe for my wife's Jamaican style mince pies. Worth a try.
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
If I can find it I'll send you the recipe for my wife's Jamaican style mince pies. Worth a try.
Oooo I don't know about that. My mother's recipe was passed down from her mother and seemed to have been concocted during wartime. The Suet pellets will live with me forever.
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Oooo I don't know about that. My mother's recipe was passed down from her mother and seemed to have been concocted during wartime. The Suet pellets will live with me forever.
No, you didn't work hard for it. I know at least two of you inherited your money from a talented and hard working father who was big in eggs.
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
No, you didn't work hard for it. I know at least two of you inherited your money from a talented and hard working father who was big in eggs.
Never liked the Mickey and Minnie clockwork rotating Christmas tree holder anyway, so nuuur.
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Never liked the Mickey and Minnie clockwork rotating Christmas tree holder anyway, so nuuur.
Always amazed by how the city behaves like a five year old who has been denied ice cream privileges whenever it doesn't get exactly what it wants.
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Always amazed by how the city behaves like a five year old who has been denied ice cream privileges whenever it doesn't get exactly what it wants.
Sounds like my local hospital which is one massive carcinogenic blot on the landscape.
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Sounds like my local hospital which is one massive carcinogenic blot on the landscape.
Well, they're obviously worried you're going to set fire to it, mate.
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Well, they're obviously worried you're going to set fire to it, mate.
I'm replaying The Saboteur on Xbox 360 exactly because of this.
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'm replaying The Saboteur on Xbox 360 exactly because of this.