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I dunno. Northerner who left London for Yorkshire.
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Homemade lasagna. Get in my face.
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Homemade lasagna. Get in my face.
In 2026, I'm going to convert the old stable into our kitchen. Our bedroom is in the old hayloft. So, anyway, my question is, how do I source a fireman's pole?
December 23, 2025 at 9:19 AM
In 2026, I'm going to convert the old stable into our kitchen. Our bedroom is in the old hayloft. So, anyway, my question is, how do I source a fireman's pole?
*around the longest night.
At a gig tonight as is traditional on the longest night. But when did it become a thing that everyone chats throughout? If I wanted a running commentary, I'd listen to Steve Cram.
December 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
*around the longest night.
At a gig tonight as is traditional on the longest night. But when did it become a thing that everyone chats throughout? If I wanted a running commentary, I'd listen to Steve Cram.
December 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
At a gig tonight as is traditional on the longest night. But when did it become a thing that everyone chats throughout? If I wanted a running commentary, I'd listen to Steve Cram.
I bought this fridge from John Lewis. I know they just photoshop in the fridge but this purports to be my model. Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be 6 foot 8.
December 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I bought this fridge from John Lewis. I know they just photoshop in the fridge but this purports to be my model. Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be 6 foot 8.
The importing of contact lists must be the least requested social media feature of all.
December 18, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The importing of contact lists must be the least requested social media feature of all.
Sat watching the BBC talking about how to help food banks and charities. Having run food banks and a food cooperative, it still blows my mind that we've normalised the fact that we need them at all.
December 18, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Sat watching the BBC talking about how to help food banks and charities. Having run food banks and a food cooperative, it still blows my mind that we've normalised the fact that we need them at all.
Rums and cokes?
I have had many rum and cokes. Message ends.
December 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Rums and cokes?
I have had many rum and cokes. Message ends.
December 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I have had many rum and cokes. Message ends.
Off to see Mr B, the gentleman rhymer. Last time I saw him was at the 100 club, and @rhodri.biz and chums were supporting.
December 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Off to see Mr B, the gentleman rhymer. Last time I saw him was at the 100 club, and @rhodri.biz and chums were supporting.
Had a team Xmas lunch this afternoon. So let the festivities continue. *hic*
December 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Had a team Xmas lunch this afternoon. So let the festivities continue. *hic*
Did any of you learn completeness theorem at 14? We were still doing long division and a bit of algebra.
Kurt Gödel won my undying love for his genius when we learned about his completeness theorem in maths class age 14. Also, loved his glasses. Just got new glasses and they're as close to the style he wore as possible. My wife is livid and thinks they make me look creepy.
December 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Did any of you learn completeness theorem at 14? We were still doing long division and a bit of algebra.
Just cancelled my cousin in Australia. She's on FB posting about horrible immigrants being let in by Albanese. 1. The elder shooter had been in Australia for years. 2. The younger shooter was born in Australia. 3. My idiot cousin was born in Milton Keynes and is, yep, an immigrant. Silly fool.
December 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Just cancelled my cousin in Australia. She's on FB posting about horrible immigrants being let in by Albanese. 1. The elder shooter had been in Australia for years. 2. The younger shooter was born in Australia. 3. My idiot cousin was born in Milton Keynes and is, yep, an immigrant. Silly fool.
My ropey firestick football comes courtesy of a Ireland today. They've some dark ads over the water. Also trying to work out what a CRU is.
December 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My ropey firestick football comes courtesy of a Ireland today. They've some dark ads over the water. Also trying to work out what a CRU is.
Gus can barely contain his excitement on Derby Day. I have distinctly heard him woofing 'howay the lads' as he catches up on his second nap. Got his colours on early.
December 14, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Gus can barely contain his excitement on Derby Day. I have distinctly heard him woofing 'howay the lads' as he catches up on his second nap. Got his colours on early.
There's a whole batman franchise on tv that I just wasn't aware of. Gollum as Alfred, etc. It doesn't seem to be bringing anything new to the story.
December 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
There's a whole batman franchise on tv that I just wasn't aware of. Gollum as Alfred, etc. It doesn't seem to be bringing anything new to the story.
Why, in the name of all that is holy, use an iron screw inside a cistern? Going to have to grind it off.
Need to remove a cistern to replace a flush valve, but a screw at the back of the cistern is very rusted. Any suggestions? #KillingTheFestiveBuzz
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Why, in the name of all that is holy, use an iron screw inside a cistern? Going to have to grind it off.
Side bar: never take a photo of the base of a 40-year-old loo to see how it's attached. It is attached mainly by poop and good luck and you are better off never looking.
*sigh* I hate plumbing jobs.
December 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Side bar: never take a photo of the base of a 40-year-old loo to see how it's attached. It is attached mainly by poop and good luck and you are better off never looking.
*sigh* I hate plumbing jobs.
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
*sigh* I hate plumbing jobs.
Need to remove a cistern to replace a flush valve, but a screw at the back of the cistern is very rusted. Any suggestions? #KillingTheFestiveBuzz
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Need to remove a cistern to replace a flush valve, but a screw at the back of the cistern is very rusted. Any suggestions? #KillingTheFestiveBuzz
This new Bastille song. I keep mishearing it (I assume) as "you want to save my soul. It's too late for that but you can waste my hole." Slightly disconcerting.
December 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
This new Bastille song. I keep mishearing it (I assume) as "you want to save my soul. It's too late for that but you can waste my hole." Slightly disconcerting.
I forgot to tell you all about the bloke at the gym today. In the changing room, he exits the showers, drops his towel, and dries his entire body with a hair dryer. It was ... odd.
December 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I forgot to tell you all about the bloke at the gym today. In the changing room, he exits the showers, drops his towel, and dries his entire body with a hair dryer. It was ... odd.
Surely his creditors will come for him soon? Mad as a box of frogs.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Surely his creditors will come for him soon? Mad as a box of frogs.