Philip Bedford
@hkey-root.bsky.social
http://aussiefloyd.com/tour-dates
That guy.
Air guitarist. Air drummer. Air brain.
Share birthday with Jodie Foster.
G7BSL
My level of incompetence increases daily.
I love a good moan.
That guy.
Air guitarist. Air drummer. Air brain.
Share birthday with Jodie Foster.
G7BSL
My level of incompetence increases daily.
I love a good moan.
"Trump blasts 'worst ever' Super Bowl show as he brands Bad Bunny's performance a 'slap in the face' to America"
No. It was a slap in the face to you.
No. It was a slap in the face to you.
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 PM
"Trump blasts 'worst ever' Super Bowl show as he brands Bad Bunny's performance a 'slap in the face' to America"
No. It was a slap in the face to you.
No. It was a slap in the face to you.
The US adverts are so much better than ours. More creative, funnier, original, stylish.
#NFL
#superbowl
#NFL
#superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 12:39 AM
The US adverts are so much better than ours. More creative, funnier, original, stylish.
#NFL
#superbowl
#NFL
#superbowl
Numpty gaff of the day:
Dry 'fried' 2 large samosas in a small pan.
Plated 'em and put a drop of water/washing-up liquid in the pan.
So nice I decided to have the last 2 samosas. Only ½ way through eating the 4th did I realise must have cooked 'em in the soapy pan.
Jolly nice though, even so.
Dry 'fried' 2 large samosas in a small pan.
Plated 'em and put a drop of water/washing-up liquid in the pan.
So nice I decided to have the last 2 samosas. Only ½ way through eating the 4th did I realise must have cooked 'em in the soapy pan.
Jolly nice though, even so.
February 7, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Numpty gaff of the day:
Dry 'fried' 2 large samosas in a small pan.
Plated 'em and put a drop of water/washing-up liquid in the pan.
So nice I decided to have the last 2 samosas. Only ½ way through eating the 4th did I realise must have cooked 'em in the soapy pan.
Jolly nice though, even so.
Dry 'fried' 2 large samosas in a small pan.
Plated 'em and put a drop of water/washing-up liquid in the pan.
So nice I decided to have the last 2 samosas. Only ½ way through eating the 4th did I realise must have cooked 'em in the soapy pan.
Jolly nice though, even so.
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I don't remember this bit in the movie?
Cartoon by Gary Larson.
Cartoon by Gary Larson.
February 7, 2026 at 11:15 AM
I don't remember this bit in the movie?
Cartoon by Gary Larson.
Cartoon by Gary Larson.
February 7, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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The Epstein files are threatening to split Norway’s royal family in two
https://fascinating.news/r/wDCenVVF
https://fascinating.news/r/wDCenVVF
The Epstein files are threatening to split Norway’s royal family in two
Norway’s royal family were battling scandals on multiple fronts this week, with charities moving to cut or review ties to the Crown Princess for her past contact with the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein while others question her suitability to the role of future queen.
fascinating.news
February 7, 2026 at 8:32 AM
The Epstein files are threatening to split Norway’s royal family in two
https://fascinating.news/r/wDCenVVF
https://fascinating.news/r/wDCenVVF
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Sleep well lovely people! 😊
Good Morning Cat GIF
ALT: Good Morning Cat GIF
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Sleep well lovely people! 😊
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So,Epstein can bring down a Prince, A Lord, and likely a Prime Minister. But not a
President. A paedophile President at that.
President. A paedophile President at that.
The Guardian view on Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor: driven by a belief that his status made him untouchable | Editorial
Editorial: The disgraced royal was sheltered by silence. Accountability to victims must mean testimony abroad and scrutiny at home, not palace containment tactics
www.theguardian.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
So,Epstein can bring down a Prince, A Lord, and likely a Prime Minister. But not a
President. A paedophile President at that.
President. A paedophile President at that.
I think I'm tired of day after day of leading skies the colour of a tramp's Y-Fronts.
February 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I think I'm tired of day after day of leading skies the colour of a tramp's Y-Fronts.
Strewth. Jon Kay still thinks it's cool to introduce someone, ask a question and *then* say good morning. So ignorant.
#BBCBREAKFAST
#ReachesForRemote
#BBCBREAKFAST
#ReachesForRemote
February 4, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Strewth. Jon Kay still thinks it's cool to introduce someone, ask a question and *then* say good morning. So ignorant.
#BBCBREAKFAST
#ReachesForRemote
#BBCBREAKFAST
#ReachesForRemote
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An important song like this should be heard.
Bruce Springsteen’s angry anti-ICE song is on-the-nose in the right way
The star’s urgent and to-the-point protest song is not subtle about its target and right now that’s why it works so well
www.theguardian.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:49 PM
An important song like this should be heard.
January 29, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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Yesterday I described to my wife how long it took Keith Emerson to detune an upright (6 months I think) until it sounded like a honky tonk piano to create Honky Tonk Train Blues.
Yesterday BBC FOUR HD aired TOTP: 1976 which included Keith Emerson playing Honky Tonk Train Blues.
That's spooky.
RIP
Yesterday BBC FOUR HD aired TOTP: 1976 which included Keith Emerson playing Honky Tonk Train Blues.
That's spooky.
RIP
January 24, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Yesterday I described to my wife how long it took Keith Emerson to detune an upright (6 months I think) until it sounded like a honky tonk piano to create Honky Tonk Train Blues.
Yesterday BBC FOUR HD aired TOTP: 1976 which included Keith Emerson playing Honky Tonk Train Blues.
That's spooky.
RIP
Yesterday BBC FOUR HD aired TOTP: 1976 which included Keith Emerson playing Honky Tonk Train Blues.
That's spooky.
RIP
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Just noticed the four teams remaining each ranked first in a regular season unit success rate.
Passing offense: Patriots
Rushing offense: Rams
Passing defense: Broncos
Rushing defense: Seahawks
Passing offense: Patriots
Rushing offense: Rams
Passing defense: Broncos
Rushing defense: Seahawks
January 23, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Just noticed the four teams remaining each ranked first in a regular season unit success rate.
Passing offense: Patriots
Rushing offense: Rams
Passing defense: Broncos
Rushing defense: Seahawks
Passing offense: Patriots
Rushing offense: Rams
Passing defense: Broncos
Rushing defense: Seahawks
Well, Trump's two planes (AF1 and SAM47) have landed at Shannon (SNN) airport. AF1 has disappeared/transponders off.
January 22, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Well, Trump's two planes (AF1 and SAM47) have landed at Shannon (SNN) airport. AF1 has disappeared/transponders off.
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Brutal article on how LLMs are simply storing copyrighted material
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
January 22, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Brutal article on how LLMs are simply storing copyrighted material
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
The day when I need to go into a care home is getting closer.
I've started watching The Chase.
I've started watching The Chase.
January 22, 2026 at 1:25 PM
The day when I need to go into a care home is getting closer.
I've started watching The Chase.
I've started watching The Chase.
Trump got his teeth into Iceland now.
January 21, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Trump got his teeth into Iceland now.
Ah, "Smash" burgers = shrinkflation?
January 18, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Ah, "Smash" burgers = shrinkflation?
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January 18, 2026 at 1:12 PM
We were seconds away from being showered in glass.
Precision driving by an Inverness bus driver.
Precision driving by an Inverness bus driver.
January 17, 2026 at 9:14 PM
We were seconds away from being showered in glass.
Precision driving by an Inverness bus driver.
Precision driving by an Inverness bus driver.