I simply said, no love, plastic spoons only on non stick pans because you will fuck it right up. She was like, that’s why mum screams but never tells me why 😂 I’m teaching the new generation.

Our London mayor gets such hostility, yet he preaches only peace and the far right cannot see past his religion and colour x

It was truly shocking what he posted. He’s clearly lost the plot, I wonder how Kkkaroline will spin it in the press briefing.

Sadly it’s very cloudy here, got a lovely Celestron telescope for Christmas and haven’t been able to play with it yet 😭

When someone calls be a lefty liberal as an insult I just reply “why thank you sir” 🤣 rather be a lefty liberal than a racist, misogynistic, Pedophile scum bag like number 47……

My lovely old boss told me of her hatred of Christmas and literally forbid me to put tinsel up in the office, so I stayed late one night and wrapped every single thing in her office and put tinsel everywhere 😂 every year I did the same until she sadly left.

What he doesn’t know is, on The big day itself I will be going full on in the dining room. He rarely goes in that room so won’t realise 😂

In 32 years I’d be 92 so my time would probably be up anyway. Sign me up!

I don’t know where he gets his sass from 😂

B has said I look like the rock because my resting bitch face makes my eye brow raise 😂

And that’s all I’ve got to say about that 😂

Born here, you’re British, end off. Don’t let the hateful far right tarnish our beautiful multicultural society built by immigration x