Helen 🌸
@hjmac.bsky.social
Mum to a man child and furbaby Henry. I love football and my beloved Liverpool FC. Love Wine and food, I can be a bit sweary 😬 I was hjmac41 on “that” other platform, it was all Elons fault!
RIAT booked, very excited. Man child said he wanted his own room in the hotel rather than bunking in with us in a family room. Thats ok son, you can pay for your own that’ll be £590 you owe me. It’s ok I’ll bunk with you 😂
February 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
RIAT booked, very excited. Man child said he wanted his own room in the hotel rather than bunking in with us in a family room. Thats ok son, you can pay for your own that’ll be £590 you owe me. It’s ok I’ll bunk with you 😂
Do love a bit of curling 🥌 #Winterolympics
February 7, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Do love a bit of curling 🥌 #Winterolympics
When man child and girlfriend decide to cook in my kitchen, I’ve had to remove my self from the situation until she was using metal tongs on my £65 non stick pan! To be fair, the food was delicious.
a man is covering his face with his hands in front of a red tiled wall .
ALT: a man is covering his face with his hands in front of a red tiled wall .
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February 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
When man child and girlfriend decide to cook in my kitchen, I’ve had to remove my self from the situation until she was using metal tongs on my £65 non stick pan! To be fair, the food was delicious.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk I’ve gone through the menopause and not once wanted to drop kick a police officer, my friend on the other hand has come incredibly close 😬
February 3, 2026 at 12:15 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk I’ve gone through the menopause and not once wanted to drop kick a police officer, my friend on the other hand has come incredibly close 😬
@lynnew69.bsky.social Happy Birthday! 🥳
February 1, 2026 at 12:00 PM
@lynnew69.bsky.social Happy Birthday! 🥳
Man child has a new “friend” she’s very pretty and has basically moved in 😂😳 it’s so lovely hearing the giggles from his room, I remember those heady days of 1st loves. Man child’s dad still makes me laugh, so win win.
January 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Man child has a new “friend” she’s very pretty and has basically moved in 😂😳 it’s so lovely hearing the giggles from his room, I remember those heady days of 1st loves. Man child’s dad still makes me laugh, so win win.
To anyone travelling behind me through the Birkenhead tunnel last, I’m so sorry my son drank heavily when he doesn’t normally and chundered out the window, occasionally sobbing “help” needless to say he’s “never” drinking again!
a baby in a green shirt with the word help on it
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December 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
To anyone travelling behind me through the Birkenhead tunnel last, I’m so sorry my son drank heavily when he doesn’t normally and chundered out the window, occasionally sobbing “help” needless to say he’s “never” drinking again!
Husband “you are not putting up any Christmas decorations” also me 😂
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Husband “you are not putting up any Christmas decorations” also me 😂
The new #StrangerThings Omg! Didn’t think they could better the last series.
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The new #StrangerThings Omg! Didn’t think they could better the last series.
Trolling flag shaggers on Facebook, it’s amazing how violent their speech becomes even knowing I’m a woman 🤣😬
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Trolling flag shaggers on Facebook, it’s amazing how violent their speech becomes even knowing I’m a woman 🤣😬
When you just happen across TOTP’s from 1989, I was 20 and that music was magical 🥰 well most of it.
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
When you just happen across TOTP’s from 1989, I was 20 and that music was magical 🥰 well most of it.
Applied to renew my Passport on Monday, got my new one today. Now that’s service.
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Applied to renew my Passport on Monday, got my new one today. Now that’s service.
A sad week for losing great actresses, 1st Prunella now Pauline Collins 😥
November 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
A sad week for losing great actresses, 1st Prunella now Pauline Collins 😥
When the man child finishes his shift, flying around at 120mph on response but he knows I’ll fucking tear him a new one if he speeds on the way home in his new car 🤣
November 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
When the man child finishes his shift, flying around at 120mph on response but he knows I’ll fucking tear him a new one if he speeds on the way home in his new car 🤣
Making a Lamb Rogan Josh, never done it before and the smell is amazing 🤩 I’ll post the finished item in about 2 hours 🤣
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Making a Lamb Rogan Josh, never done it before and the smell is amazing 🤩 I’ll post the finished item in about 2 hours 🤣
Watched a documentary about Edward VIII And his dealings with Hilter, there was a scene with Nazi flags flying everywhere and it reminded me of my town at the minute, all the flags put up by the knuckle draggers 😢
October 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Watched a documentary about Edward VIII And his dealings with Hilter, there was a scene with Nazi flags flying everywhere and it reminded me of my town at the minute, all the flags put up by the knuckle draggers 😢
Man child on a blue light run (he’s the passenger) but still admiring the moon, she’s looking lovely but hard to capture at 100mph! 😬 last night for a while as a response officer, over to area investigation for a few months until he does his blue light & taser training 🥰😳
October 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Man child on a blue light run (he’s the passenger) but still admiring the moon, she’s looking lovely but hard to capture at 100mph! 😬 last night for a while as a response officer, over to area investigation for a few months until he does his blue light & taser training 🥰😳
So Cankles aka Trump didn’t win the Nobel peace prize, I wonder if he’ll back out of the peace talks with Israel and Palestinian because he’s a massive baby?
October 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
So Cankles aka Trump didn’t win the Nobel peace prize, I wonder if he’ll back out of the peace talks with Israel and Palestinian because he’s a massive baby?
Popped back onto twitter, it’s a total bonfire and retreated quickly 😬
October 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Popped back onto twitter, it’s a total bonfire and retreated quickly 😬
Neighbour and Former EDL member is home, works away for months at a time. I swear to god if he dares put up any flags in our street I will unleash my menopausal rage on his fat racist arse. Of the 22 homes 75% are migrants and I will not tolerate his B 💩 we are a community.
October 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Neighbour and Former EDL member is home, works away for months at a time. I swear to god if he dares put up any flags in our street I will unleash my menopausal rage on his fat racist arse. Of the 22 homes 75% are migrants and I will not tolerate his B 💩 we are a community.
Man child quite happy to be doing nights tonight, especially when there’s a storm #Amy going on, hopefully means all the criminals will stay at home 🚔
October 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Man child quite happy to be doing nights tonight, especially when there’s a storm #Amy going on, hopefully means all the criminals will stay at home 🚔
Imagine hating a whole group of people that you’d stab a total stranger to death for their religion, the world is truly fucked up 😢
October 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Imagine hating a whole group of people that you’d stab a total stranger to death for their religion, the world is truly fucked up 😢
Man child, serving police officer and his view on that program on Charing Cross. Mother on a scale of 1 to 10 on how not to be a police officer, that was an 11 😳
October 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Man child, serving police officer and his view on that program on Charing Cross. Mother on a scale of 1 to 10 on how not to be a police officer, that was an 11 😳
So our newest member of our family, Otto 🥰 man child is besotted with his new cousin. He’s so freaking cute.
September 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
So our newest member of our family, Otto 🥰 man child is besotted with his new cousin. He’s so freaking cute.