𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒉𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝑮𝒖𝒊𝒅𝒆
@hitchhikersguide.bsky.social
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded social media account.
The story of this terrible, stupid Thursday, the story of its extraordinary consequences, and the story of how these consequences are inextricably intertwined with this remarkable book begins very simply.
It begins with a house.
It begins with a house.
May 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The story of this terrible, stupid Thursday, the story of its extraordinary consequences, and the story of how these consequences are inextricably intertwined with this remarkable book begins very simply.
It begins with a house.
It begins with a house.
[Ford] Hi, Arthur, what are you doing?
[Arthur] I'm trying to teach them Scrabble. It's uphill work. The only word they know is "Ugh," and they can't spell it.
[Arthur] I'm trying to teach them Scrabble. It's uphill work. The only word they know is "Ugh," and they can't spell it.
![[Ford] What's the point in that?
[Arthur] To make them evolve. Imagine a world descended from those cretins over there!
[Ford] We don't have to, we've seen it.
[Arthur] But honestly!
[Ford] We've seen it. There's no escape.
[Arthur] Did you tell them what we discovered?
[Ford] What?
[Arthur] Norway. Slartibartfast's signature on the glacier.
[Ford] What'll that mean to them?
[Arthur] It means this is the Earth! My home. Where I was born.
[Ford] Was?
[Arthur] Will be.
[Ford] In two million years' time. Tell them that, and see what they say. They'll chase you up a tree! Face it,
those zeebs over there are your ancestors. Your Scrabble board won't save your race.
The human race is currently standing around a bath making documentaries!
[Arthur] Surely we can do something?
[Ford] It's all been done. We've seen it. You know the history of the Earth, and its demolition by the Vogons.
You can't change anything.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z3xobvugocebufzw3mxkfc6j/bafkreibxsimsp7godrurjm3glfta4mf4kgaq2jks6o2qtshvcl2ijbdw5u@jpeg)
April 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
[Ford] Hi, Arthur, what are you doing?
[Arthur] I'm trying to teach them Scrabble. It's uphill work. The only word they know is "Ugh," and they can't spell it.
[Arthur] I'm trying to teach them Scrabble. It's uphill work. The only word they know is "Ugh," and they can't spell it.
[Captain] What about this wheel? They say it's a fascinating project.
[Marketing Girl] We're having a little difficulty there.
[Ford] Difficulty? Its the single simplest machine in the entire Universe!
[Marketing Girl] All right, Mr. Wiseguy! You're so clever, you tell us what colour it should be!
[Marketing Girl] We're having a little difficulty there.
[Ford] Difficulty? Its the single simplest machine in the entire Universe!
[Marketing Girl] All right, Mr. Wiseguy! You're so clever, you tell us what colour it should be!
April 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
[Captain] What about this wheel? They say it's a fascinating project.
[Marketing Girl] We're having a little difficulty there.
[Ford] Difficulty? Its the single simplest machine in the entire Universe!
[Marketing Girl] All right, Mr. Wiseguy! You're so clever, you tell us what colour it should be!
[Marketing Girl] We're having a little difficulty there.
[Ford] Difficulty? Its the single simplest machine in the entire Universe!
[Marketing Girl] All right, Mr. Wiseguy! You're so clever, you tell us what colour it should be!
[Zaphod] Hey, Marvin, how would you like to...
[Marvin] ...lay down my life selflessly? Make the ultimate sacrifice? Consign my brain, which is the size of a planet, to death in a blazing sun, so that you can all pursue your futile little lives?
[Zaphod] Yeah, Nothing personal.
[Marvin] All right.
[Marvin] ...lay down my life selflessly? Make the ultimate sacrifice? Consign my brain, which is the size of a planet, to death in a blazing sun, so that you can all pursue your futile little lives?
[Zaphod] Yeah, Nothing personal.
[Marvin] All right.
![[Marvin] I suppose some people might expect better treatment after having waited 576,000 million years in a car park. But not me. I may just be a menial robot but I'm far too intelligent to expect anyone to think of me for a moment.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z3xobvugocebufzw3mxkfc6j/bafkreifmnqryr2u5lmvuyu22c6cyad5nwk32jdjxdej3zclql4f2gszdxi@jpeg)
April 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
[Zaphod] Hey, Marvin, how would you like to...
[Marvin] ...lay down my life selflessly? Make the ultimate sacrifice? Consign my brain, which is the size of a planet, to death in a blazing sun, so that you can all pursue your futile little lives?
[Zaphod] Yeah, Nothing personal.
[Marvin] All right.
[Marvin] ...lay down my life selflessly? Make the ultimate sacrifice? Consign my brain, which is the size of a planet, to death in a blazing sun, so that you can all pursue your futile little lives?
[Zaphod] Yeah, Nothing personal.
[Marvin] All right.
[Zaphod] Hey, Marvin! We've got a job for you.
[Marvin] I won't enjoy it.
[Zaphod] Yes, you will. There's a whole new life stretching out in front of you!
[Marvin] Oh, not another one!
[Zaphod] Shut up and listen!
There'll be excitement and adventure and really wild things!
[Marvin] Sounds awful.
[Marvin] I won't enjoy it.
[Zaphod] Yes, you will. There's a whole new life stretching out in front of you!
[Marvin] Oh, not another one!
[Zaphod] Shut up and listen!
There'll be excitement and adventure and really wild things!
[Marvin] Sounds awful.
![[Zaphod] But, Marvin ...
[Marvin] I suppose you want me to help you to get into this spaceship
[Zaphod] Marvin, will you just listen!?
[Marvin] ... and open the door for you.
[Zaphod] What? Er ... Yeah.
[Marvin] Well, I wish you'd just tell me ...
rather than try to engage my enthusiasm because I haven't got one.
Abracadiocularservosystems.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z3xobvugocebufzw3mxkfc6j/bafkreie3fqxzkp4ympkrslpnb34qkuh6zzy5khm6jnl72leu4742l2jjre@jpeg)
April 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
[Zaphod] Hey, Marvin! We've got a job for you.
[Marvin] I won't enjoy it.
[Zaphod] Yes, you will. There's a whole new life stretching out in front of you!
[Marvin] Oh, not another one!
[Zaphod] Shut up and listen!
There'll be excitement and adventure and really wild things!
[Marvin] Sounds awful.
[Marvin] I won't enjoy it.
[Zaphod] Yes, you will. There's a whole new life stretching out in front of you!
[Marvin] Oh, not another one!
[Zaphod] Shut up and listen!
There'll be excitement and adventure and really wild things!
[Marvin] Sounds awful.
The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million... they were the worst, too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that, I went into a bit of a decline.
—Marvin the Paranoid Android
—Marvin the Paranoid Android
![[Trillian] Poor old Marvin!
[Marvin] It's the people you meet in this job who really get you down. The best conversation I had was over 34 million years ago.
[Trillian] Oh, dear.
[Marvin] And that was with a coffee machine.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z3xobvugocebufzw3mxkfc6j/bafkreibob7x7ckea3f5bun5nwqsfa53tzeapygyhdlx3h4b6v57zfjjpxy@jpeg)
April 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million... they were the worst, too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that, I went into a bit of a decline.
—Marvin the Paranoid Android
—Marvin the Paranoid Android
I hope you will all enjoy with me what I know you will find a
tremendously exciting and terminal experience. Believe me, ladies and gentlemen, there is nothing penultimate about this one.
This one, ladies and gentlemen, is the proverbial IT!
—Max Quordlepleen
tremendously exciting and terminal experience. Believe me, ladies and gentlemen, there is nothing penultimate about this one.
This one, ladies and gentlemen, is the proverbial IT!
—Max Quordlepleen
March 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I hope you will all enjoy with me what I know you will find a
tremendously exciting and terminal experience. Believe me, ladies and gentlemen, there is nothing penultimate about this one.
This one, ladies and gentlemen, is the proverbial IT!
—Max Quordlepleen
tremendously exciting and terminal experience. Believe me, ladies and gentlemen, there is nothing penultimate about this one.
This one, ladies and gentlemen, is the proverbial IT!
—Max Quordlepleen
If you've done 6 impossible things this morning...
Why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways...
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe?
Why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways...
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe?
![The Restaurant at the End of the Universe is one of the most extraordinary ventures in the entire history of catering.
A vast time bubble has been projected into the far future to the precise moment of the end of the Universe. You can arrive without prior reservation - THIS IS OF COURSE IMPOSSIBLE]
because you can book retrospectively in advance, as it were when you return to your own time. [THIS IS OF COURSE IMPOSSIBLE]
You can visit it as many times as you lik,e and be sure of never meeting yourself, because of the embarrassment this usually causes. [THIS IS OF COURSE IMPOSSIBLE]
You just deposit one penny in a savings account in your own era and when you arrive at the End of Time the operation of compound interest means that the fabulous cost of your meal has been paid for. [THIS IS OF COURSE IMPOSSIBLE]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z3xobvugocebufzw3mxkfc6j/bafkreidg7xbj6ulr7i44x46xgvtrlm3bijku7inay7jpvfqhti7vz7soqa@jpeg)
March 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
If you've done 6 impossible things this morning...
Why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways...
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe?
Why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways...
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe?
[Waiter] If the lady and gentlemen would like to order drinks before dinner ...
[Zaphod] Yeah, great!
[Waiter] ... and the Universe will explode later for your pleasure.
[Ford] Wow! What sort of drinks do you serve in this place?
[Waiter] I think sir has misunderstood me.
[Ford] I hope not!
[Zaphod] Yeah, great!
[Waiter] ... and the Universe will explode later for your pleasure.
[Ford] Wow! What sort of drinks do you serve in this place?
[Waiter] I think sir has misunderstood me.
[Ford] I hope not!
March 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
[Waiter] If the lady and gentlemen would like to order drinks before dinner ...
[Zaphod] Yeah, great!
[Waiter] ... and the Universe will explode later for your pleasure.
[Ford] Wow! What sort of drinks do you serve in this place?
[Waiter] I think sir has misunderstood me.
[Ford] I hope not!
[Zaphod] Yeah, great!
[Waiter] ... and the Universe will explode later for your pleasure.
[Ford] Wow! What sort of drinks do you serve in this place?
[Waiter] I think sir has misunderstood me.
[Ford] I hope not!
[Ford] There's no way we could have survived that blast.
[Trillian] None at all
[Zaphod] I certainly didn't survive, I was a total goner! Wham! Bam! And that was it!
[Ford] Yeah, We were blown to bits, arms and legs everywhere!
[Zaphod] Yeah! Kerpow! Splat!
[Waiter] Would you care to order drinks?
[Trillian] None at all
[Zaphod] I certainly didn't survive, I was a total goner! Wham! Bam! And that was it!
[Ford] Yeah, We were blown to bits, arms and legs everywhere!
[Zaphod] Yeah! Kerpow! Splat!
[Waiter] Would you care to order drinks?
![[Zaphod] Here we are, lying dead ...
[Trillian] Standing.
[Zaphod] Standing dead in this desolate ...
[Trillian] Restaurant.
[Zaphod] Standing dead in this desolate ...
[Trillian] Five-star restaurant.
[Zaphod] Well, yeah.
[Ford] Odd, isn't it?
[Trillian] Nice decor, though.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z3xobvugocebufzw3mxkfc6j/bafkreica342on4inzusk4zx4k2qf3os5uqyctyiun7k57beqsb2sqlj4jy@jpeg)
March 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
[Ford] There's no way we could have survived that blast.
[Trillian] None at all
[Zaphod] I certainly didn't survive, I was a total goner! Wham! Bam! And that was it!
[Ford] Yeah, We were blown to bits, arms and legs everywhere!
[Zaphod] Yeah! Kerpow! Splat!
[Waiter] Would you care to order drinks?
[Trillian] None at all
[Zaphod] I certainly didn't survive, I was a total goner! Wham! Bam! And that was it!
[Ford] Yeah, We were blown to bits, arms and legs everywhere!
[Zaphod] Yeah! Kerpow! Splat!
[Waiter] Would you care to order drinks?
[Arthur] All my life I've had this feeling in my bones that something sinister was happening in the Universe and no one would tell me what it was.
[Slartibartfast] That's just perfectly normal paranoia.
Everyone in the Universe has that.
[Arthur] Everyone?
[Slartibartfast] Everyone.
[Slartibartfast] That's just perfectly normal paranoia.
Everyone in the Universe has that.
[Arthur] Everyone?
[Slartibartfast] Everyone.
![[Arthur] Maybe that means something! That outside the Universe we know, some alien intelligence is ...
[Slartibartfast] Maybe. Who cares? Perhaps I'm old, but the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote, the only thing to do is to say, "Hang the sense of it," and keep occupied. Look at me. I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway.
Where's the sense in that? None that I can make out. I've been doing fjords all my life. For a fleeting moment, they become fashionable. I get a major award. In this replacement Earth, I've been given Africa to do. I'm doing it with fjords, because I happen to like them. I'm old-fashioned enough to think they give a lovely baroque feel to a continent. They tell me it's not equatorial enough. What does it matter? Science has achieved wonderful things ... but I'd far rather be happy than right any day.
[Arthur] And are you?
[Slartibartfast] No. That's where it all falls down.
[Arthur] Pity. Sounded like rather a good lifestyle otherwise.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z3xobvugocebufzw3mxkfc6j/bafkreiclyq7p2aq65ndegx5y3wegbogpqjroj7vl3av4ttjr47o3ik6mhy@jpeg)
March 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
[Arthur] All my life I've had this feeling in my bones that something sinister was happening in the Universe and no one would tell me what it was.
[Slartibartfast] That's just perfectly normal paranoia.
Everyone in the Universe has that.
[Arthur] Everyone?
[Slartibartfast] Everyone.
[Slartibartfast] That's just perfectly normal paranoia.
Everyone in the Universe has that.
[Arthur] Everyone?
[Slartibartfast] Everyone.
The last-ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backward somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the Star-Spangled Banner. But in fact, the message was this:
So long and thanks for all the fish.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
March 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The last-ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backward somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the Star-Spangled Banner. But in fact, the message was this:
So long and thanks for all the fish.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
[Slartibartfast] You must come with me. Great things are afoot. Come. Come now, or you will be late.
[Arthur] Late? What for?
[Slartibartfast] What is your name, human?
[Arthur] Dent, Arthur Dent.
[Slartibartfast] Late, as in the late Dentarthurdent. It's a sort of threat, you see.
[Arthur] Late? What for?
[Slartibartfast] What is your name, human?
[Arthur] Dent, Arthur Dent.
[Slartibartfast] Late, as in the late Dentarthurdent. It's a sort of threat, you see.
March 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
[Slartibartfast] You must come with me. Great things are afoot. Come. Come now, or you will be late.
[Arthur] Late? What for?
[Slartibartfast] What is your name, human?
[Arthur] Dent, Arthur Dent.
[Slartibartfast] Late, as in the late Dentarthurdent. It's a sort of threat, you see.
[Arthur] Late? What for?
[Slartibartfast] What is your name, human?
[Arthur] Dent, Arthur Dent.
[Slartibartfast] Late, as in the late Dentarthurdent. It's a sort of threat, you see.
[Arthur] Night's falling. Look, Robot, the stars are coming out.
[Marvin] I know. Wretched, isn't it?
[Arthur] But that sunset! I've never seen anything like it in my wildest dreams! The two suns ... It was like mountains of fire, boiling into space!
[Marvin] I've seen it. It's rubbish.
[Marvin] I know. Wretched, isn't it?
[Arthur] But that sunset! I've never seen anything like it in my wildest dreams! The two suns ... It was like mountains of fire, boiling into space!
[Marvin] I've seen it. It's rubbish.
![[Arthur] We only had the one sun at home. I came from a planet called Earth.
[Marvin] I know. You keep going on about it. It sounds awful.
[Arthur] Ah, no! It was a beautiful place.
[Marvin] Did it have oceans?
[Arthur] Oh, yes, great, big, wide, rolling, blue oceans.
[Marvin] Can't bear oceans.
[Arthur] Tell me, do you get on well with other robots?
[Marvin] Hate them.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z3xobvugocebufzw3mxkfc6j/bafkreiesnpob7zuqwu54xrcwazurvrqwdmdkfohva2blptixyw3gba3tcm@jpeg)
March 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
[Arthur] Night's falling. Look, Robot, the stars are coming out.
[Marvin] I know. Wretched, isn't it?
[Arthur] But that sunset! I've never seen anything like it in my wildest dreams! The two suns ... It was like mountains of fire, boiling into space!
[Marvin] I've seen it. It's rubbish.
[Marvin] I know. Wretched, isn't it?
[Arthur] But that sunset! I've never seen anything like it in my wildest dreams! The two suns ... It was like mountains of fire, boiling into space!
[Marvin] I've seen it. It's rubbish.
[Zaphod] That is where we have to go, Into the interior of the planet!! Down into the very depths of time itself, where no man has trod these five million years! We are not going to be great or amazing. We are going to be amazingly amazing!
[Marvin] Sounds awful!
[Zaphod] Can it, Marvin!
[Marvin] Sounds awful!
[Zaphod] Can it, Marvin!
February 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
[Zaphod] That is where we have to go, Into the interior of the planet!! Down into the very depths of time itself, where no man has trod these five million years! We are not going to be great or amazing. We are going to be amazingly amazing!
[Marvin] Sounds awful!
[Zaphod] Can it, Marvin!
[Marvin] Sounds awful!
[Zaphod] Can it, Marvin!
A large sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence some miles above the planet's surface. This innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it had to come to terms with suddenly not being a whale any more.
February 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
A large sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence some miles above the planet's surface. This innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it had to come to terms with suddenly not being a whale any more.
I have seen a similar thing suggested for swallows, but the math is hard
February 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I have seen a similar thing suggested for swallows, but the math is hard
[Arthur Dent] Oh! I wonder what will happen if I press this button?
[Ford Prefect] Don't!
[BEEP!]
[Arthur Dent] Oh!
[Ford Prefect] What happened?
[Arthur Dent] A sign lit up saying, "Please do not press this button again."
[Ford Prefect] Don't!
[BEEP!]
[Arthur Dent] Oh!
[Ford Prefect] What happened?
[Arthur Dent] A sign lit up saying, "Please do not press this button again."
![[Ford Prefect] They make a big thing of the ship's cybernetics. A new generation of Sirius Cybernetics
Corporation computer,s and robots with the new GPP feature.
[Arthur Dent] GPP? What's that?
[Ford Prefect] Uh, it says, Genuine People Personalities.
[Arthur Dent] Sounds ghastly.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z3xobvugocebufzw3mxkfc6j/bafkreifgqwkfiuo4zw5wlldqtyr7awr66ay6p6z32qq5uxlrvxkagi6njq@jpeg)
February 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
[Arthur Dent] Oh! I wonder what will happen if I press this button?
[Ford Prefect] Don't!
[BEEP!]
[Arthur Dent] Oh!
[Ford Prefect] What happened?
[Arthur Dent] A sign lit up saying, "Please do not press this button again."
[Ford Prefect] Don't!
[BEEP!]
[Arthur Dent] Oh!
[Ford Prefect] What happened?
[Arthur Dent] A sign lit up saying, "Please do not press this button again."
[Ford Prefect] I think this ship is brand-new, Arthur.
[Arthur Dent] Why, have you got some exotic device for measuring the age of metal?
[Ford Prefect] No. I just found this sales brochure on the floor.
[Arthur Dent] Why, have you got some exotic device for measuring the age of metal?
[Ford Prefect] No. I just found this sales brochure on the floor.
!["The Universe can be yours for a mere five quilliard Altairian dollars."
[Arthur Dent] Cheap?
[Ford Prefect] A quilliard is a whole page full of noughts with a one at the beginning. Ah, listen, this is what I
was after!
"Sensational new breakthrough in improbability physics. As the ship's drive reaches Infinite Improbability, it
passes simultaneously through every point in the Universe.
Be the envy of other major governments." I mean, wow! This is really big league stuff.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z3xobvugocebufzw3mxkfc6j/bafkreiavzf6ssmz4ksvhrqhsj6edwkqs7pkxbff2kiwnr7rmcxuwrydwdq@jpeg)
February 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
[Ford Prefect] I think this ship is brand-new, Arthur.
[Arthur Dent] Why, have you got some exotic device for measuring the age of metal?
[Ford Prefect] No. I just found this sales brochure on the floor.
[Arthur Dent] Why, have you got some exotic device for measuring the age of metal?
[Ford Prefect] No. I just found this sales brochure on the floor.
Trillian: Look, don't worry about the aliens. They are just a couple of guys, I expect. I'll send the robot down to check
them out. Hey, Marvin?
Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
them out. Hey, Marvin?
Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
![[Zaphod] Oh, God!
[Trillian] Here's something to occupy you and take your mind off things.
[Marvin] It won't work. I have an exceptionally large mind.
[Trillian] Marvin!
[Marvin] All right. What do you want me to do?
[Trillian] Go down to number 3 entry bay and bring the two aliens up here under surveillance.
[Marvin] Just that?
[Trillian] Yes.
[Marvin] I won't enjoy it.
[Zaphod] She's not asking you to enjoy it, just do it, will you?
[Marvin] All right! I'll do it.
[Zaphod] Oh, good, good, great. Thank you.
[Marvin] I'm not getting you down at all, am I?
[Trillian] No, no, Marvin, that's just fine, really.
[Marvin] I wouldn't like to think I was getting you down.
[Trillian] No, don't you worry about that.
You just act as comes naturally, and everything will be fine.
[Marvin] You're sure you don't mind?
[Zaphod] No, it's just all part of life.
[Marvin] Life! Don't talk to me about life!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z3xobvugocebufzw3mxkfc6j/bafkreibfupdgc6tio65riza3ezbrjpb5khkgq4gfz7r5cqiw43qkkqlgni@jpeg)
February 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Trillian: Look, don't worry about the aliens. They are just a couple of guys, I expect. I'll send the robot down to check
them out. Hey, Marvin?
Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
them out. Hey, Marvin?
Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
Arthur Dent - Well, what happened to the Earth?
Ford Prefect - It's been disintegrated.
Arthur Dent -Has it?
Ford Prefect - Yes. It just boiled away into space.
Arthur Dent - Listen, I'm a bit upset about that.
Ford Prefect - It's been disintegrated.
Arthur Dent -Has it?
Ford Prefect - Yes. It just boiled away into space.
Arthur Dent - Listen, I'm a bit upset about that.
January 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Arthur Dent - Well, what happened to the Earth?
Ford Prefect - It's been disintegrated.
Arthur Dent -Has it?
Ford Prefect - Yes. It just boiled away into space.
Arthur Dent - Listen, I'm a bit upset about that.
Ford Prefect - It's been disintegrated.
Arthur Dent -Has it?
Ford Prefect - Yes. It just boiled away into space.
Arthur Dent - Listen, I'm a bit upset about that.
We are about to jump into hyperspace for the journey to Barnard's Star. On arrival, we will stay in dock for 72 hours, and all planet leave is canceled.
I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anybody else should have a good time.
— Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
January 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
We are about to jump into hyperspace for the journey to Barnard's Star. On arrival, we will stay in dock for 72 hours, and all planet leave is canceled.
I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anybody else should have a good time.
— Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
