Hipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies
@hipstersasquatch.bsky.social
I was into eating pine cones BEFORE it was popular...
Frenemies with the Babadork.
Nonbinary. I use any animate pronouns.
Crazy for bad movies and forgotten cultural ephemera. May be found prowling used book and periodical sales.
Frenemies with the Babadork.
Nonbinary. I use any animate pronouns.
Crazy for bad movies and forgotten cultural ephemera. May be found prowling used book and periodical sales.
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
One of the stranger and more whimsical decor accessories I've seen on the Goodwill shop's site.
A crossbody goldfish bowl.
shopgoodwill.com/item/248250190
A crossbody goldfish bowl.
shopgoodwill.com/item/248250190
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 AM
One of the stranger and more whimsical decor accessories I've seen on the Goodwill shop's site.
A crossbody goldfish bowl.
shopgoodwill.com/item/248250190
A crossbody goldfish bowl.
shopgoodwill.com/item/248250190
HAH!
HA-HA!, even
HA-HA!, even
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
HAH!
HA-HA!, even
HA-HA!, even
🎶When I was young I could never get religion
All those rules and bias superstitions
And in the end, they could never answer why
They say that God only helps certain people
Mostly those who gathered under steeples
And if you doubt it, just go ahead and die...🎶
All those rules and bias superstitions
And in the end, they could never answer why
They say that God only helps certain people
Mostly those who gathered under steeples
And if you doubt it, just go ahead and die...🎶
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
🎶When I was young I could never get religion
All those rules and bias superstitions
And in the end, they could never answer why
They say that God only helps certain people
Mostly those who gathered under steeples
And if you doubt it, just go ahead and die...🎶
All those rules and bias superstitions
And in the end, they could never answer why
They say that God only helps certain people
Mostly those who gathered under steeples
And if you doubt it, just go ahead and die...🎶
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
Because of some bills coming in at the end of this month, I didn't have the funds to get a badly-needed haircut.
So I cut it myself.
And after a wash and dry, I see that I have managed, in spite of all my efforts, to give myself mall bangs.
So I cut it myself.
And after a wash and dry, I see that I have managed, in spite of all my efforts, to give myself mall bangs.
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Because of some bills coming in at the end of this month, I didn't have the funds to get a badly-needed haircut.
So I cut it myself.
And after a wash and dry, I see that I have managed, in spite of all my efforts, to give myself mall bangs.
So I cut it myself.
And after a wash and dry, I see that I have managed, in spite of all my efforts, to give myself mall bangs.
Grok can still do malicious compliance.
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November 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Grok can still do malicious compliance.
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1. Thank you for including the transcript! I like video, but if I'm in a hurry, the transcript is always faster.
2. “I don’t feel tarnished in any way by my relationship with Jeffrey; I feel raised by it.”
2. “I don’t feel tarnished in any way by my relationship with Jeffrey; I feel raised by it.”
November 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
1. Thank you for including the transcript! I like video, but if I'm in a hurry, the transcript is always faster.
2. “I don’t feel tarnished in any way by my relationship with Jeffrey; I feel raised by it.”
2. “I don’t feel tarnished in any way by my relationship with Jeffrey; I feel raised by it.”
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Don't donate to the Salvation Army. And if you have alternatives, don't shop at their thrift store.
Don't donate to the Salvation Army. And if you have alternatives, don't shop at their thrift store.
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Don't donate to the Salvation Army. And if you have alternatives, don't shop at their thrift store.
Don't donate to the Salvation Army. And if you have alternatives, don't shop at their thrift store.
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November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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"We closed the borders! But all those sneaky COWS are too much for our brave border patrols!"
![Screenshot of a tweet by Ron Smith, showing a screenshot of what was a video on Fox News where Scott Bessent was explaining the newest bizarre lie that his team has come up with to... I don;t know who she is. One of the rare non-blondes on Fox News.
"Scott Bessent says the reason beef prices are so high is because immigrants from South America are bringing their cattle with them as they come here and they are infected with diseases [he is referring primarily to the New World Screwfly, which, with warming from climate change, and increased grazing in newly-cleared sites in places where the fly is still endemic, and since Trump and the Republicans killed ongoing monitoring programs funded through usaid, being free of screwfly from the US to down to Panama is no more. The flies have begun once again spreading, and spreading northward, and are about to cross the US border again].
What a weird take!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:64xbiyeyqpefo3t4zwrofpme/bafkreietwbju52oc5f7o5jvshwl7vncgiryavbze5fcmmidlgo75u5lehq@jpeg)
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
"We closed the borders! But all those sneaky COWS are too much for our brave border patrols!"
FFS, I dropped the conversation after posting that, because I was embarrassed to have felt such a strong need to engage with what felt like a likely troll, and worried that I'd make an even bigger ass of myself if I kept reading.
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
FFS, I dropped the conversation after posting that, because I was embarrassed to have felt such a strong need to engage with what felt like a likely troll, and worried that I'd make an even bigger ass of myself if I kept reading.
You install this roll, you should just go ahead and buy your cat the singlet.
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
You install this roll, you should just go ahead and buy your cat the singlet.
JFC, send Dershowitz to the dump. His unhappy soul yearns to have a fulfilling retirement sleeping in the security guard's shed and spending his days sorting the garbage. We'll pay him in pierogis, he'll be over the moon.
November 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
JFC, send Dershowitz to the dump. His unhappy soul yearns to have a fulfilling retirement sleeping in the security guard's shed and spending his days sorting the garbage. We'll pay him in pierogis, he'll be over the moon.
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Megyn Kelly, saying that she thinks it's just fine to rape SOME children. Will she face social or employment consequences for this extremely disturbing look into how her mind sees the world and the people living in it? PROBABLY NOT!
Megyn Kelly, saying that she thinks it's just fine to rape SOME children. Will she face social or employment consequences for this extremely disturbing look into how her mind sees the world and the people living in it? PROBABLY NOT!
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Megyn Kelly, saying that she thinks it's just fine to rape SOME children. Will she face social or employment consequences for this extremely disturbing look into how her mind sees the world and the people living in it? PROBABLY NOT!
Megyn Kelly, saying that she thinks it's just fine to rape SOME children. Will she face social or employment consequences for this extremely disturbing look into how her mind sees the world and the people living in it? PROBABLY NOT!
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![Screenshot of a tweet from an account called just "@Bangers." The account name is 'Bangers (gold twitter checkmark) x.'
"We're testing something new: Certified Bangers.
We want to recognize the very best posts [I think they mean tweets, lol] that move the timeline, ranked by authentic interactions. If your post is featured, you will get a Certified Banger badge on your profile for a month.
Here are the top 5 Bangers for October (pointing hand emoji)"
The Certified Banger badge appears to be just a golden medallion with the Twitter 'x' on it, surrounded by a laurel wreath.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:64xbiyeyqpefo3t4zwrofpme/bafkreienrxrww5zjzobez46xc62j7culr5zvjeqtombio2t3o3qt2yh7ny@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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NOTE: currently it looks like there's only 2 photos of the death ball 😠
November 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
NOTE: currently it looks like there's only 2 photos of the death ball 😠
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November 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Idea 3: Kid Rock!
Please note: I could only get four images. Any old light-colored stetson-type hat will do, but is a necessity of the costume.
Please note: I could only get four images. Any old light-colored stetson-type hat will do, but is a necessity of the costume.
October 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Idea 3: Kid Rock!
Please note: I could only get four images. Any old light-colored stetson-type hat will do, but is a necessity of the costume.
Please note: I could only get four images. Any old light-colored stetson-type hat will do, but is a necessity of the costume.
When yr just a little guy but they make you work anyway.
October 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
When yr just a little guy but they make you work anyway.
Ted goes down the passage that was hidden behind the large rock, straight into the hodag nest, and finding Charlie dead, blows it all up.
B lives to cover the cave back up.
It had some decent anxiety-inducing scenes, but the movie is a bust.
The only winner here is Great Stuff Pond & Stone foam
B lives to cover the cave back up.
It had some decent anxiety-inducing scenes, but the movie is a bust.
The only winner here is Great Stuff Pond & Stone foam
October 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Ted goes down the passage that was hidden behind the large rock, straight into the hodag nest, and finding Charlie dead, blows it all up.
B lives to cover the cave back up.
It had some decent anxiety-inducing scenes, but the movie is a bust.
The only winner here is Great Stuff Pond & Stone foam
B lives to cover the cave back up.
It had some decent anxiety-inducing scenes, but the movie is a bust.
The only winner here is Great Stuff Pond & Stone foam
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October 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Whoever's handling Plattner's campaign strategy right now is really, really bad at it.
Whoever's handling Plattner's campaign strategy right now is really, really bad at it.
October 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Whoever's handling Plattner's campaign strategy right now is really, really bad at it.
Whoever's handling Plattner's campaign strategy right now is really, really bad at it.
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![In previously unreported posts reviewed by j i, Plattner defended a man with a Nazi s s lightning bolt tattoo who later admitted to impersonating a federal officer at a black lives matter protest in Las Vegas in 2020. "I will be sure to inform the black guys I know with bolts that they;re Nazis now, and not u s m c Scout / Snipers," Plattner said in a deleted Reddit post, referring to the Marines.
"Bolts were a s t a icon since the 1980s at least, if not longer," he wrote in another, using military jargon. "I was never official, but it sure as shit was tattooed on almost every h o g I knew between 2004-2012."
Plattner has also drawn scrutiny for appearing in a photo this summer with a white supremacist agitator in Maine, Richard Ward, who is running for a Bangor City Council seat.
Ward, a far-right activist who frequently spreads neo-Nazi rhetoric and imagery, wrote on Facebook in late August that he met and shook hands with Plattner during an encounter at a Maine fair, posting a photo in which they are both seen standing side by side.
"Shaking hands with Graham Plattner today at Blue Hill Fair," Ward said. "Check out Graham Plattner for U S Senate. We have a lot in common."
In the photo, Ward is pictured wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with the number "88" and apparent reference to the widely recognized neo-Nazi code for "Heil Hitler." The post, a screenshot of which was obtained by j i, has since been deleted from Ward's Facebook page.
A spokesperson for Plattner's campaign confirmed the encounter had taken place but said that he had quickly ended the conversation. "Graham promptly told Richard to [censored] off and get the [censored] away, like he would tell any Nazi," the spokesperson told j i last month.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:64xbiyeyqpefo3t4zwrofpme/bafkreicvepkme5xkda4vu7b2rwtdxjl7iuyjd55kvqawkdse6ks7eso5py@jpeg)
October 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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