king shit of cat mountain
@himble.bsky.social
a 38 year-old disabled queer who likes funny animal people on the internet
there's gonna be nsfw shit on here, so make sure your filters are ready to roll.
i'm so tired, be nice.
no kids
they/them
huge fuckin homo for @miscu.bsky.social
there's gonna be nsfw shit on here, so make sure your filters are ready to roll.
i'm so tired, be nice.
no kids
they/them
huge fuckin homo for @miscu.bsky.social
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No one can keep me down, I got Frylock on one of those “which Aquateen R U” internet quizzes a year and a half back. I am heroic, and mature. Much more so than my enemies
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
No one can keep me down, I got Frylock on one of those “which Aquateen R U” internet quizzes a year and a half back. I am heroic, and mature. Much more so than my enemies
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What i would give to have my lizard water back...
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
What i would give to have my lizard water back...
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hehehoho...wife...
December 7, 2024 at 4:54 AM
hehehoho...wife...
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not only am i a guy who likes to watch football, but i'm also a dad. so right off the jump i'm already one of the most fascinating people you've ever heard of. and that's before you find out that i live in brooklyn and post on bluesky a lot
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
not only am i a guy who likes to watch football, but i'm also a dad. so right off the jump i'm already one of the most fascinating people you've ever heard of. and that's before you find out that i live in brooklyn and post on bluesky a lot
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Welcome to the arts. You will never know stability the entire time. Your fate is in the hands of the universe. You better love what you do because that's gonna be 95% of the reward.
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Welcome to the arts. You will never know stability the entire time. Your fate is in the hands of the universe. You better love what you do because that's gonna be 95% of the reward.
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You are as useless as you are pathetic. Leave my sight.
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
You are as useless as you are pathetic. Leave my sight.
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Wait! Something here is amiss. The fort has been attacked while we were gone. We must find Captain Carius immediately!
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Wait! Something here is amiss. The fort has been attacked while we were gone. We must find Captain Carius immediately!
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we have to seal the deal 🦭
truesona... :3
truesona... :3
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
we have to seal the deal 🦭
truesona... :3
truesona... :3
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Alrighty, reckon it's as good a time as any.
"Framemaker" available for digital pre-order, and you get "Something Grand" now. Physical pre-orders (cassette, vinyl) are also coming soon!
junelalonde.bandcamp.com/album/framem...
"Framemaker" available for digital pre-order, and you get "Something Grand" now. Physical pre-orders (cassette, vinyl) are also coming soon!
junelalonde.bandcamp.com/album/framem...
Framemaker, by June LaLonde
14 track album
junelalonde.bandcamp.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Alrighty, reckon it's as good a time as any.
"Framemaker" available for digital pre-order, and you get "Something Grand" now. Physical pre-orders (cassette, vinyl) are also coming soon!
junelalonde.bandcamp.com/album/framem...
"Framemaker" available for digital pre-order, and you get "Something Grand" now. Physical pre-orders (cassette, vinyl) are also coming soon!
junelalonde.bandcamp.com/album/framem...
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vyvanse: alright you wanna focus on work
me: of course
vyvanse: first things first, you gotta cum
me: huh
vyvanse: i feel that's pretty clear
me: what
vyvanse: you want focus, you gotta cum. it's like fullmetal alchemist. equivalent exchange
me: of course
vyvanse: first things first, you gotta cum
me: huh
vyvanse: i feel that's pretty clear
me: what
vyvanse: you want focus, you gotta cum. it's like fullmetal alchemist. equivalent exchange
November 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
vyvanse: alright you wanna focus on work
me: of course
vyvanse: first things first, you gotta cum
me: huh
vyvanse: i feel that's pretty clear
me: what
vyvanse: you want focus, you gotta cum. it's like fullmetal alchemist. equivalent exchange
me: of course
vyvanse: first things first, you gotta cum
me: huh
vyvanse: i feel that's pretty clear
me: what
vyvanse: you want focus, you gotta cum. it's like fullmetal alchemist. equivalent exchange
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"Your nose does this cute little twitch when you get mad, Agent Turner."
"S'why I don't bring you 'round for poker. What do you make of the suspect's journal entry, detective?"
"It's a real page, Turner."
"..."
"Aw, there it is!"
"S'why I don't bring you 'round for poker. What do you make of the suspect's journal entry, detective?"
"It's a real page, Turner."
"..."
"Aw, there it is!"
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"Your nose does this cute little twitch when you get mad, Agent Turner."
"S'why I don't bring you 'round for poker. What do you make of the suspect's journal entry, detective?"
"It's a real page, Turner."
"..."
"Aw, there it is!"
"S'why I don't bring you 'round for poker. What do you make of the suspect's journal entry, detective?"
"It's a real page, Turner."
"..."
"Aw, there it is!"
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zohran high school host club
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
zohran high school host club
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"I'm going to cry tears of piss out of my penis" cool thanks miscu I love you but now I gotta hit you with a rock until you forget how to string those words together again
November 3, 2025 at 8:30 AM
"I'm going to cry tears of piss out of my penis" cool thanks miscu I love you but now I gotta hit you with a rock until you forget how to string those words together again
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smiling at the litter of puppies my war dogs just had and saying 'ohhhh you're going to be soap when you get older' in a singsong voice
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 AM
smiling at the litter of puppies my war dogs just had and saying 'ohhhh you're going to be soap when you get older' in a singsong voice
smiling at the litter of puppies my war dogs just had and saying 'ohhhh you're going to be soap when you get older' in a singsong voice
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 AM
smiling at the litter of puppies my war dogs just had and saying 'ohhhh you're going to be soap when you get older' in a singsong voice
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tis the season, i guess
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
tis the season, i guess