How Sam Altman is allowed to eat, breathe, and sleep outside of a maximum security prison is beyond me.

That's a lofty artist list!
Here's a fire extinguisher. Now run like your life depends on it. The wind will put the fire out.

That's harder to say, and I wish I knew for myself.
Maybe originality? Like being something I know I'm not going to read anywhere else?
Also being character-focused enough that I knew who the characters are, and care about them.
Depicting an engaging event helps too.

I wish I had a sad react.

Generally, it's the story, and whether I like the creator or not. Though the art helps too.

I'm glad you like it!