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🗐 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴
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a parody account, as mentioned in the pinned, penned by umbre

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took some inspiration from other profiles, all support is appreciated.

🗏 mdni

lewd dni
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𝘐 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘫𝘰𝘣 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦...

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penned by umbre
Reposted by 🗐 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴
Cody and his friends leave their old memories behind in favor of new ones. What new adventures awaits them, you'll never know... Well, except for these ones.

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penned by umbre, info below
February 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
( dressed up in a black dress in front of a fancy restaurant, waiting... )
February 4, 2026 at 5:13 PM
// umbre

(bwagh. repeated 'nice' in the same sentence twice without it being in like four or so letters away from the first 'nice' i really need to lock in)
February 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
... is this how you people flirt.
February 4, 2026 at 3:51 PM
girls wearing a very specific dark lavender and serve drinks at a bar are my type.
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
no no, please, continue.
February 4, 2026 at 2:31 PM
hm?
girls with glasses…
February 4, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Reposted by 🗐 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴
hey chat. you know i hate asking for help but idk what else to do lol. i'm too disabled to get a job, but apparently not disabled enough to get support. please consider donating if you can, or at least share it around. :( tysm
gofund.me/7206e27b1

if you donate, dm me and i can make a doodle for you
Donate to Help a Trans & Disabled Artist and Their Cats Thrive, organized by Hal Nelson
Hello. Those who know me know I hate asking for help, but I don't know… Hal Nelson needs your support for Help a Trans & Disabled Artist and Their Cats Thrive
gofund.me
December 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Reposted by 🗐 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴
Me after a single beer: Do you guys ever feel sorta ... empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own

Jongler: You'se probablys just a husk Boss

Pluey: 😺😺😹🎷🎷🎷🚨‼️
December 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Reposted by 🗐 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴
OOC : // Just so we can avoid a repeat of what happened a couple of months ago, I wanna say -- if you find someone's NSFW alt and they DID NOT share it with you, or publicly advertise it, please keep your lips shut. Do not brag about it on the timeline or to them. Move on and keep it to yourself.
February 2, 2026 at 4:19 AM
// umbre

(cuphead and mugman vs beavis and butthead??)
Uhh... hi? I'm, like, Butthead... and you're, like. A dumbass.
February 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
// umbre

(assuming battat is game accurate size here , coral is a giant compared to that)
February 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
// umbre

(new quote bot made by yours truly)
February 3, 2026 at 7:10 PM
i NEED yuri.
February 3, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Reposted by 🗐 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴
February 3, 2026 at 3:39 PM
most of the stress i experience takes a physical form of mass and it all goes down to my butt.

pretty neat.
February 3, 2026 at 2:17 PM
relatable.
all the smoke in my lungs goes to my butt
February 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
what's all this talk about ... houses.
February 3, 2026 at 12:03 PM
wish i could be living in a yuri fanfiction made by a really talented writer in ao3 where i'm happy forever with the love of my life being a pretty polygonal girl.
February 3, 2026 at 12:22 AM
that pippins lady is very sweet and cute... very adorable.
February 2, 2026 at 10:13 PM
// umbre

(follow my new account yall. and probably last one too, i'm not exactly an organized person so i don't tend to have that same level of writing when i make a thousand accounts)
bsky.app
February 2, 2026 at 10:08 PM
// umbre

(sorry battat mun had to fix the grammar mistake)
February 2, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Reposted by 🗐 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴
Don't text on your test!! Also I got outvoted so we got curly fries instead of waffle :(

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info below
February 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
// umbre

(pie introduced me to ckc, watched some videos on it, should i make a quotebot dedicated to ckc quotes? it has some pretty good ones in my opinion, and i want to do it)
February 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
i need coffee so so bad...
February 2, 2026 at 6:25 PM