Alright, that was fun. Back to being nervous about pitching.

Damn...

My head canon is that Pete chose Baltimore bc he just really really likes the Oriole bird

As Buck might say, that's what it looks like.

Oh yeah okay I love him

😒

Tony Taters -> Petey Potatoes

In a world where the Orioles sign Alonso, they should have absolutely no problem with the posting fee and contract for Imai, who fills their biggest need. Let's make some more history, Dave.

Think the plan was always to spend starting last year under new ownership, but a) they were too conservative and whiffed, and b) they thought their homegrown offense only needed a Tyler O'Neill. Big correction this offseason on both counts.

Shout out to Baumler and Armbruester btw. Any other year there would be a lot more said about losing them in the rule 5

It's a relief knowing the young core can unload some of the weight onto Pete and Ward. I bet they are psyched at these moves. O'Neill is now just a straight up bonus if healthy, too.

The Leody Taveras Offseason has been one to remember

it's cool that pete chose baltimore, imo

BIRDLAND!!

It's a good day for the Orioles to

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Hmm 👀

So many Roch jokes just went up in smoke, a damn shame

y'all ever think about how we still don't know what the deal is officially with heston kjerstad?

I wonder how many pivots they would make. It's hard to see them actually signing any of Alonso, Bellinger, or Tucker. There are reports that they're not really in on Bregman or Bichette. That would leave Murakami and Okamoto, and then Grisham, Suarez, Bader, and other lesser bats.

DO SOMETHING STUPID MIKE

How dare you